Literally just got back from breaking up with my girlfriend of 2 and a half years

Literally just got back from breaking up with my girlfriend of 2 and a half years.

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Chek'd and sorry to hear that mate. What was the situation?

Eventually I realized that I didn't see us together/married in the future, so I decided to end it. We are thankfully on good terms.

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Good on you. There are still plenty more fish in the sea broski, your soulmate is waiting...

Any nudes?

nah

Dang.

Well, sorry she left you. It can be tough when you have to let go of someone you love but you'll eventually put your wiener in another girl's whore hole so just like don't be a sadfag about you know.

predator would impale and skin that little bitch

also I just was realised how much in common home alone has with an old bugs bunny or roadrunner cartoon

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In the just make maybe but in Kevin's house it would be a pretty even fight.

He had that big spider don't forget.

Just broke up with my girlfriend of 4 and a half years.

We'll get through this together my nigger.

Dude....that was just fucking gay

Fuck u let them have their moment

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The fuck. You broke up with you're 2 and a half year old girlfriend?

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Just remember that you had a reason. You'll slowly start to remember the good things more and more as times goes on, and the bad parts will start to fade away. I recommend you write down why you broke up with her and read that whenever you think you need her back. It helped me when I had to break up with my girlfriend of 1 and a half year

Why'd u break up?

It wasn't my fault but I developed erectile dysfunction.

Sorry, man

Took me a second to get the joke. When i did, i must admit, I had myself a good chuckle I typically don't find 'internet humor' especially amusing or relatable, in fact it took me years to figure out what a 'youtube' was. Nonetheless, in today's bitter political climate, I find solace in a little bit of an injection of humor into this crazy world. Anyways, good job, hope to see more of this in the future

,Gavin

Well you see being part Greek, like the Scuzz kind, you end up reaching a certain age where your ass hairs grow bigger. At that point, they become sentient and tell you some good advice, that's how guys like Socrates and Plato got their start. I finally reached the magical talking anus fur stage and the philosophy of my ass hairs dictated I dumped that bitch.

Sucks user. Just go fuck girls and love life not answering to anyone lol

>fucking knave

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Accurate and true advice. Friend of mine was telling me how he broke up with this girl who couldn't do much without him, couldn't even get out of bed in the morning on her own, how she wanted a dog so they got one together but she would make excuses not to let it outside and then it would pee on the floor and eventually she suggested they give it to the shelter and they did.

Then she started talking to him again and he was saying how he missed her. He was clearly not compatible with her but the sentimental part of his brain was telling him that he missed her and maybe he should give it another chance. People break up for a reason. It's important not to forget why you broke up in the first place.

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Haha glad you liked it Gavin.

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Metal Gear... Ray...

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Seems fake.

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alpha AF

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>instead of deleting anime pictures
ALPHA
AS
FUCK

that nigger has his priorities right

What movie? That girl is cute as fuck

Any particulair reason the black bar over her name is shaped like a penis?

Never ending story

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fucking hell
this is gold

this post is really sad but really true

Actually, I completely agree.

Everyone is saying alpha but this guy is just fucking sane. If your s/o is crazy enough to want you to delete your porn, unless they're going to fuck you every single time you get even slightly horny, even if that means coming home from work or waking up in the middle of the night (protip: no one is willing to do this) then they need to get over it or get dumped, simple as that.

Fucking epic

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Any good?

You ok buddy? Need something to talk to?

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Would have been funny if he threw it in her face and pretended to be a woman and said how he identifies as a female.

right in the feeler

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I seriously hope that all the people who lurk in YLYL thread are actually trolls, because if not you better want to get your brain checked for cancer

so you think, retard. Wait till she scratches your car or fucks your buddies.

ya shes, a good source of loli porn

I'm still waiting for my sides to drop from orbit of Canis Majoris since i first read this