If you could be the best in the world at any sport, which one would you choose?

If you could be the best in the world at any sport, which one would you choose?

doing your mom

Football.

baseball, specifically a closer or middle inning reliever. You can make like $4-$10m per year pitching 1 or 2 innings every 2nd or 3rd game. Lots of pressure, and if you dont perform you get sent down, but fuck, seems like a pretty sweet gig to me

big dick contest if you know what i mean

basketball, whippin all the niggas, nigga

Dota 2

Football or Boxing

Staying alive

Formula 1

>boxing

Do you want brain damage?

>Best in the world
>Implying niggas can even hit me

/thread

Baseball would give you the longest career but basketball would probably be the most fun.

Any sport with big money at stake.Not arsed which one.

Baseball so i can be rich

golf

NFL Kicker
Olympic Wrestler
Gimmicky MLB relief pitcher
Soccer defenseman
Downhill MTB racer

Any of those would be sick and you wouldn't be totally fucked up mentally afterwards

golf

these guys know what's up

Tennis. America needs another great in the men's division.

cricket. i don't know anything about it but i have a thing for paki chicks.

Tennis.

The immediate answer that comes to me is football, but frankly... I don't like the fact you can always lose (because the team sucks) even if you're the best.

Dota 2

These to be honest

>inb4 some autist answers "chess"

Which ever would bring me the most money and fame while simultaneously doing the least damage to my health.

football, even if i never play it pro-level i would still impress everyone in local games

tiddlywinks

League of Legends

This is my instant reaction but then I realize just being the best racer doesn't insure any victories because you might end up driving for like manor or something.

Basketball, and show the nigs that the white man reigns supreme

Tennis

The favourite seems to win 9 times out of 10 in Tennis, so you could be the GOAT in results as well as talent.

American football as a quarterback

Just cause it would be funny if the best player wasnt even american. I would make sure to talk shit how easy the sport is and how I'm not even trying.

Though I might get shot if I was too big of an asshole

>Though I might get shot if I was too big of an asshole

only if you are black

Basketball. All Dat glorious sneaker money

Yeah but look at Alonso's wage because everyone knows hes the best. Top class vag and you only work every other weekend. Best job

Which one?

Beach volleyball

Soccer gets you more pussy

100m sprint

Fuck you nignogs. It's time for the whites to dominate.

baseball, easily. travel all the time, make a couple million dollars a year, slam world-class gine at the first thought, hit home runs, be a community hero, make kids smile, and pull off the occasional sick defensive play

plus nobody seems to give a shit what baseball players say on twitter, so even that's home free

Golf

>comfy schedule
>megabucks
>long career
>relative to other sports, easy on the body
>travel the world
>dont have to stay in top physical condition
>its just fucking golf
>can also make extra $$$ with course design

/180/

Yeah, look how that turned out for Ali and Joe Louis.

Horse Racing

Would be fun to BTFO manlets at the only sport they can compete in.

>first overall hyped as fuck 5'11" 30 year old whitey
>drafted to expansion sonics
>ass blast Sup Forums with obnoxious fans
>ass blast blacks by conquering """"""""their"""""""" sport

>be irrelevant (literally be nobody) as soon as you go abroad

Not good.

Poker

Play at the world's most luxurious resorts
Brilliant effort:reward ratio
Choose when and where to play
Don't have to retire at 35 due to physical fatigue

The correct answer is golf

too much luck involved

>run really bad
>be broke

Also it's not a "sport" lel

Do cute girls like Golfers, though?

Porn

why would you want to go abroad when you live in America? all of your women come here anyway.

Tennis/Golf/Boxing

Big money

Rich girls do.

Poker is mainly a game of skill and probabilities, but it's true you can run bad and lose everything even while being the best in the world.

The best players in the world make their own luck :^)

The best player in the world wouldn't be susceptible to a super long bad run.

Except it requires a motherfuckton of effort and studying to even get to the point of being statistically break even at poker. And even if you're the best in the world, playing perfect poker, you could still lose millions for a year straight (playing scare or lowering your aggression means you're going to be making mistakes and not making mathematically sound decisions, even if it helps curb your losses).

Although this is a rather extreme example, de to variance I could flip a coin and get heads 500 times in a row. Extremely unlikely, but it could happen, thats just probability. Downswings are extremely common in poker even if you aren't making mistakes. Like, I love the game, but you'd have to be sick in the head to want to do it professionally.

>why would you want to go abroad when you live in America?
For a ton of reasons, including paying less taxes (or no tax at all).

>all of your women come here anyway.
'no'

taxes don't matter when you've got baseball money. and don't try to act like euro women don't love new york. i live here, i know the truth.

The obvious answer would be football because its the most popular sport in the world.

Also, I would play for Chelsea to ensure the bad guys win and to upset Sup Forums

Heavyweight Boxing (Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, etc)

Wrong and wrong.

>Eduardo Saverin is one of the co-founders of Facebook. As of 2015, he has a net worth of $7.2 billion
>In what was seen as a move to avoid US taxes, Saverin renounced his American citizenship in September 2011. He avoided an estimated $700 million in capital gains taxes

And NYC has three times less international visitors than domestic visitors.

All the best end up monged and poor

>NA

Big dreams

>All the best end up monged and poor
>who is mayweather

inb4 mayweather isn't the one of best

He said Heavyweights, you bellend

Golf is the most luxurious and you get to set your own schedule. Plus practicing is a breeze compared to sparring or fitness drills

Mmm not a big golf fan but all the people saying golf have a good point. Especially right nowsince there is no dominant golfer. You'd basically be Tiger Woods

But you're a literally who with golf.

Only Tiger Woods is well-known, and I suspect he owes a large part of his fame to being black.

Mayweather would get assblasted by every great heavyweight

That's a plus. He can go on vacation and not get mobbed by fans.

Much the same way Messi can come here and not really be noticed. In some Europoor country, there'd be a thousand people stampeding over themselves to get a look.

Golf
Football
Skiing (For being able to freestyle whenever you went skiing)

Baseball. I'd be the GOAT relief pitcher. Get 1 fat contract and then retire before my arm exploded. Spend the rest of my life living the good life.

>France
>talking about paying less taxes
Thanks. I needed the kek

tennis or golf

if you're genuinely the GOAT then fuck team sports

do you not see my point? 700 million is a drop in the bucket for a guy like that. you're not going to spend 7 billion dollars in one lifetime anyway, so he's just a greedy fuck.

i meet european women all the time here. most of them come from germany and sweden.

>implying that's a bad thing

The only correct answer.

Literally the only correct answer.

>make a shitload of money playing a pretty chill sport that you can play well into your old age.

It's perfect.

Formula 1.

Are you fucking stupid?

Of course we're aware about paying less taxes since we pay so much of them. And it's not like USA is a tax haven either.

golf is the only answer

football, play for DA FOXES for memes, profit

>be F1 driver
>crash into tractor cunt
>die

Nope, golf it is.

Yeah, but you have to play fucking golf. All year. Forever.

If you're the goat you wouldnt crash though

The answer is clearly golf. It's lots of money and you can play it until you're ancient.

Forget about Tiger Woods, who wouldn't want to be the next Jack Nicklaus?

Turned pro in 1961, retired in 2005

18 career majors

Was still on top of the world in 1986 when he won his 6th Masters at 46 yrs old. Fuuuuck

Lawn Bowls

>10% of your net worth
>a drop in the bucket
The drop is big enough to make him renounce his U.S. citizenship and never come back to America.

>you're not going to spend 7 billion
You can't "spend" shares of your company. He doesn't have 7 billion in cash.

>most of them come from germany and sweden
Yeah, countries who love to suck the big American dick :^)

Not to mean other Euro women dislike NYC, but we rarely go to America, or not at all.

It's too far away, it's needlessly expensive, U.S. customs are known to be horrible, and there are more interesting places to visit (IMO). Personally I'll never go to America, and especially not to New York.

Schumacher was the goat and a he crashed and turned into a vegetable. i am not a carrot man

>dutchposter
As expected. Tell that to Senna

Baseball/Golf is best for maximizing the money you make with little injury risk

Basketball is best for being the great white hope

Soccer is best for trolling the rest of the world by being American

I would choose soccer. The possibility of USA winning a modern WC before Englel is too juicy to pass up.

That was a skiing accident. Niki Lauda is a good example of shit going wrong tho.

He crashed while skiing

Imagine being the best at golf, and you hate golf (like anybody sane does). What a life of hell.

Like Agassi who hated tennis.

Golf.

1. They make mad money for what they do.
2. You can compete for 40+ years at golf and make money, as opposed to 15 years tops in most sports.
3. The golf schedules is completely voluntary. You can play whatever tournaments you want, and take weeks off to go snort coke and fuck hookers.

Most overrated driver