Dear Fags and Trapfags. Why would you prefer an asshole over a Vagina...

Dear Fags and Trapfags. Why would you prefer an asshole over a Vagina? Theres nothing that could feel any better than a warm, slippery, selflubricating hole that is literally meant to suck you in, with perfectly shaped muscles just made to please you.

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>call em fags, that'll totally convince them
That's some grade a convincing newfag.

>getting bitchy over the term "fag"
>on Sup Forums

you must be new here.

Yeah but they're attached to womyn

Easier to fuck traps.

heterofag here, agree with OP.

vags are awesome and if you're too autistic to get yourself a decent woman then you have literally failed where every single one of your ancestors back to the Big Bang has succeeded.

But putting that aside, back to OP's question. Why be gay for?

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This is the real answer to OP's bait.

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70% tighter
30% warmer

100% better

No homo

a fine question! the time has come to hear an answer.

Tell us. Now. How can a stinkhole be better then a vagina?

Can't you see? The internet is speechless!

A new Era has dawned! The internet has nothing to say!

>protip:it can't

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been with two girls and one trap, the girls pussies fucking smelled like rotten piss. Traps butthole was clean as fuck

Overall the girls were a better experience though... its just.... that smell tho

Where there's a hole there's hope.

I just wank to them. I don't actually want to bang one ever. I feel disgusting but I've learn to cope

For those who aren't smart enough

This is bait.

yes, of course, when you fuck a crackwhore you can only expect rotten piss pussy. I've had no such experience whatsoever. One should pick his pussies carefully!

bump

I just fap to them

This

"Smelled like rotten piss"
>whores
or
>fat chicks
or
>hairy as fuck
or
>trashy as fuck

>implying the trap didn't smell like shit, cum, and balls

This

Bisexual master race

You know you can do anal with women too right?

>Made to suck you in

This. Women raised by modern society are shit and they only get worse for every passing generation.
I find women attractive but even the ones who aren't superficial and shallow are emotional train wrecks.
Equality is a faulty concept, men are made to work, women are made to care for their family, there's not a single job a man can't do better than a woman.

We shall bring this wretched civilization down! Abandon your workplaces! Boycott the stores! Buy nothing for a few months! Let all reset to its natural course!

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>Literally made to push shit out.

Let women be women again! With fine clean pussies so we can enjoy each other again!

Let women be women again! With fine clean pussies so we can enjoy each other as it should be!

They're mentally ill. Don't try to rationalize it.

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traps are cute and they dont bleed every week or fuck niggers or have axe wound/rotting arby's sandwich genitalia

Nigga

pfff, immunity cat is with me at all times bro

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>posts a picture of a perfect hairless porno/10yo pussy
>self-lubricating
>meant to suck you in
>muscles just made to please you
try harder straightvirgin. so much of this is ignorant straight male fantasy. the reality is, the vagina exists to please the woman. if a guy preferred blowjobs to vaginal sex, would you call him a fag? different people prefer different sensations, and the receptacles they prefer to fuck (perhaps even their hand!) may have little or nothing to do with their orientation.
at any rate, most women do not have vulvas or vaginas that look like that, either because they are physically different from that appearance (even the white ones, seriously, look how many pornstars don't even have a pussy that perfect) and/or because A PUSSY THAT HAIRLESS IS PATENTLY ARTIFICIAL, LIKE A WOMAN WHO ALWAYS NEEDS MAKE UP TO LOOK PRETTY. Unless you're a pedophile, I guess.
Moreover, plenty of women, even when aroused, don't self-lubricate all that much. You should honestly be using lube in the bedroom all the time, unless your girl is literally dripping when you bring her into the bedroom. Yes, even women who engage in extended foreplay can be excessively dry during sex.
And do you really think most women know how to control the muscles in their vagina better than people know how to squeeze and release their fucking anal sphincter? that's just retarded.

good. that bitch guilt trips me like none other.

only smart post in the thread. too bad it was a bait thread but at least you showed the tards falling for it what's what

This guy gets it. But some do fuck niggers, they're mostly just the degenerate fetishists that post their bodies in trap threads though, so no real loss there.

>Literally made for babies to push out, never be tight again and let's not forget about blood, piss and fishy smell.

This

fuck up faggot

Your post is wrong on all accounts. You must be a bottom.

dude. NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND prefers head over a vagina. yeah head is amazing and watching a girl go to town on your dick is the coolest thing ever, but vaginas feel so fucking good. nothing is better, especially not an ass or mouth

actually a bi vers, generally prefer blowjobs that I finish onto their face then we kiss and snowball.

dsasf

I prefer head because I can savor it better, I'm not supposed to do any of the work, not because it feels better.

I dated this one fat chick who was so loose I couldnt even feel myself inside her after like 5 minutes, but she gave A+ blowjobs

>amateur collection
>with playboy watermarks and professionally shot photos everywhere
Nope

yo

Spooked

Joke's on you
My mom's already dead

Pfft

I don't know what vaginas u fucked but most of the girls i fucked were dripping wet the moment i slided my hand under their panties

maybe your dick is tiny nah?:)))

fak

jew

Use lube.
> Sandy pussy fucking fag

I didnt hear your mom complaining

Traps -> woman with ""feminine"" penis -> NO
> Traps = men with tits
> first you like traps
> then you start watching gay porn
> wanna "feel what is like being fucked by a guy"
> gay parade participant
> get shot in a bar
> your funeral -> 0 people and a few fags

> fapping to traps for almost a decade
> never gay porn
it's as if you have no idea?

every rule has its exception.

Obviously never been inside a cared for vagina you stinky little virgin

Nah

I like that it hurts her a bit to get ass fucked, and she won't get pregnant when I unload in her.

Simple solution: Bisexuality.

You fuck women. You fuck men. You fuck traps. Men fuck you. Traps fuck you. Women fuck you with strap ons.

Everybody wins.

I mean, don't bother with anything you aren't comfortable with but why be uncomfortable with anything? It's not fucking medieval times, condoms and showers are readily available. There's no point in not being down for anything.

>stinky little Virgin
Made me Kek as as I did my scroll by

I don't.
I've done anal with girls that really wanted that.
I would never choose to do it on my own though.
I'm also zoo, and have no interest in anal with animals.

As the only non virgin in this thread:

I am a 100% straight male, yet I love girl's assholes. I love licking them, fingering them while eating the pussy, and i love fucking them. I ove the feeling of taboo, of getting to her most sacred and forbidden inner sanctum. I also love busting a nut in the ass hole, something I can't do in the poontang.

That being said these are not mutually exclusive, and I almost always start with the pussy. Remember never stick the same finger from butt back to pussy, same with your dick. Rinse them out with water or risk giving your girl an infection.

While I can be content fucking just vaginally and getting head / licking the girl, I will never be 100% satisfied unless she trusts me and relaxes completely and lets me do all kinds of anal fun with her.

Its about intimacy. You can fuck anything. But being with someone that you have a spiritual connection with is something else...
> yes im an oldfag.. ama

Also this

Easier to fuck unicorns, most "traps" are hairy middle aged dudes wearing their wives clothing

Try girls who actually bathe next time

>never be tight again
Confirmed virgin
I bet you think only whores have beef curtains too

ok

Nah dude. I would agree 9/10 times but there's this one girl I get head from and not only does she have the best vagina. Her mouth feels better than any others girls vagina. Too bad she is fairly unattractive

Bifag here.

Vaginas do feel better than an ass on a purely physical level.

But I love my husband. The thought of losing him turns my stomach into a bunch of knots. And the sex we have is far better than I've ever had with any woman on an emotional level.

What's artificial about a hairless pussy? The hairs are pretty easy to pull out from the root, how do you know Gods/natures intentions? If we weren't "artificial", everyone would stink like shit, have rotting teeth, messy knotted hair etc.

Read "Britfag" and was genuinely confused.

why? Dont see what would be confusing.