G/fur

g/fur
Keep dumping to a minimum

I did something about it
Now go retake Constantinople. Deus Vult

Isn't that just called an out of body experience?

>keep dumping to a minimum
ftfy

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>you can't expect me to remember every single cat.
I can and do

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Dude there's, like, 14 million turks there.

Influences yes but it doesn't have to have the final call.

Problem isn't really a size dependent term I don't think.

Well you're gonna be real disappointed.

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No, I think that's different. I'm not out of my body, I merely lose control of it.

I disagree.

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I'd consider my house being on fire a problem.
Waiting for a new thread to pop up doesn't really compare.

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You described yourself as observing it, that would seem to imply a departing to me.

Your house being on fire is a big problem. Lack of thread is a small problem.

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>Well you're gonna be real disappointed.
Disappointment is my natural state, so not anything different

>Dude there's, like, 14 million turks there.
Systematically wipe them out, then refuse to call it genocide and trashtalk anyone who does.

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Good morning all you beautiful boys.

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Listen man if you can get me 28 million rounds of 5.56 (because I assume my accuracy is going to be at BEST 50% even at close range) I'll make a go at it but otherwise I don't know.

No, like, I'm in my own head observing myself. It's terribly difficult to explain.

good morning, user

.....can I have goat son?

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I'm sure you'll find a way

yes

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I'll do what I can. Godspeed, little SF

Since he is dead, I guess that is technically necrophilia

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Yeah, this seems like one of those deals where you really have to be there.

I mean if you can get me a strategic nuclear weapon and deployment system I'll have options but right now I'm at least slightly limited.

Or, short of that, a few thousand good men.

I also need several flatbed trucks to carry it in on. And a giant cardboard crate for them so they don't seem suspicious. I assume snake knows what he's doing.

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To be honest, it probably all depends on a person's perspective of what a problem really is.

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You really have to experience it for yourself.

i h ope everyone has a fantastic day and get to touch butts with someone

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Yes, it is semantic. But since your native language is some baltic abomination and mine is English let's assume I'm right.

I'd borrow some of your drugs but I don't like the idea of poisoning myself.

Bless you...

Why must you ruin dreams like this?

i doubt that's going to happen in my case
but sure
why not?

Start working on that recruitment campaign

but maybe I have other things to do now

why is that hun?

I fully expect you guys to help me.

It happened before I ever took drugs. Again, the head injury.

and you~

why not get a telegram group if you just want to chat

surely it'd be easier, no?

Then go do those things

You make assumptions too quickly. I'm better at English than I am at my native language. You're right, it is an abomination which is exactly why I rather speak, read, write and think in English.

Well I'm definitely not smacking myself upside the head hard enough to cause lasting damage. My gray and white matter is important to me.

Not half.

single and crushing experiences with an ex etc etc

You brought this upon yourself

No problem, you can just commandeer their trucks

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then I will

See, as true as that may be, I'm still right and now you're just making me feel warm and fuzzy about American hegemony.

Do T*rks have trucks? I realize that phonetically those words are real similar but I assume they transported goods via a complex network of roach tunnels.

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I didn't have a choice in the matter, someone ran a stop sign and hit my family's vehicle.

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Depending on the ending you get, he is alive enough.

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I'm sure you aren't disregarding the fact that Britain developed the language.

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Did you get the obligatory payday?

No, he's not. The twisted remains of his will are made temporarily manifest.

They developed it, we perfected it, then won world war 2.

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You might get some good cannon fodder from this lot
Have fun with those things

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I'd put several of you in leadership positions. Out of nepotism, mostly, but I imagine nef would be pretty capable, for example.

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aww well i can touch your butt it that helps

>alive enough
I am aware of this.

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Putting your nationalism aside, how are you doing today?

you can and it won't

Well yeah, how do you think they transported all that oil they bought from IS?

No, he's basically a ghost. It's even sadder because he never moves on. He's stuck there, in that empty mountain. Forever.

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Well, you're fucking a zombie...you know what knock yourself out.

Really goddamn patriotic.

...roach tunnels.

I did, it was enough to pay my medical bills and then let me have some fun as an adult.

This is why we can not have nice things...

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i'm sure there are ways i can take you mind off of things for a few hours at least

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Man I really need to take a dive in front of a lexus.

like what?

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I wouldn't recommend it.