/heem/ NBA edition

youtube.com/watch?v=I2ja3YxN0UU

Jon Jones press conference

what a bitch

welcome to the wonderboy era

>suplements
bwahahahahaahahahahaha

YOU COME OUT HERE LOOKING FOR SYMPY FROM THE PEOPLE

BUT YOU DON'T GET MY SYMPY AT ALL.

Damn maybe this bitch nigger really does have the natural test levels of a 6 year old chinese girl

what a 189er

>I can't pronounce it
>I've never even heard of it
>It's not performance related

Welp, """tainted sups""" incoming

awful OP

>Silva
>Jones
>Mir
>Mini Mendes
>Machida
>Romero

Who else are we missing since the Usada holocaust?

>man tears

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>brings up his own legacy as the GOAT over and over
>his legacy will now be PED use, cocaine, a hit and run, and decisioning cans

LMAO
Good job Jon

Conor will be crying after 202 kek

>too big for 145, too shit for 155

Lads, I need to get jacked. Where can I get some tainted supplements?

>Use steroids
>Get caught
>Cry

So this is basically the same thing that happened to Yoel but on a larger stage right?

IM NOT BROKEN GUYS

>Jon Jones crying

Never thought I'd see the day

STILL MY BOY

>god

CHAEL!

CHAEL?

...

HOLY FUCK THIS DICKRIDER

Chael asking questions?

did i miss anything?
oh god jj is crying hahahah this is the best day of my life

>Chael on the mic, calling him out

Uncle Chael asking good questions

>greatest talent in the history of the sport
lel

Imagine Paul Heyman walking out with Lesnar and announcing the fight

This was great

yes

plus it was pre fight yoel's was out of comp

Didn't they say it was a tainted supplement?
Why would he ask if he's denying taking it? He obviously did? What kind of question was that?

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crying like a little bitch thinking he could get away with it.

this

pure egomaniac delusion

WEST LYNN'S OWN
THE OG
THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND
CHAEL
P
SONNEN

I know that voice

maybe you could believe these tears if this is your first time ever seeing Jon Jones. He has been the fakest motherfucker in the world up until recently which he just kinda embraced how big of a piece of shit he is while talking about "starting a new chapter of his life"

I would have liked to see DC beat him but this is a close 2nd in the satisfaction level seeing him cry like a little bitch.

>exotic travel

these fucking cucks

Oh my god I didn't even realise it was Chael
please revoke my /heem/ license

>I wouldn't take anything to enhance my game
>Coke addict
Am I really expected to believe that?

That's MMA journalism for you.

my boy chael nailing jones

The true p4p goat#1, who asks USADA before ever taking a supplementt

DIDN'T
DO
NUFFIN

Honestly the worst GIF that I've seen in years. Bravo.

this presser man

>Jon what's the most bullshit excuse you can think off

worded in 10 different ways

CHAEL SAVES THE DAY

From all fights in the main card of 200, Jones x Cormier is the one that I care less. It would be a replay of the first one, DC would have no answer to JJs wingspan, techniques and style. That one takedown deleted dc's soul. Hopefully they'll make Aldo Edgar the ME.

>chael

DC would be laughing his ass off if he wasn't 37 and getting fucked out of a lot of money

>yfw Jones has just the exact kind of personaliy that will cause him to be broke and fucked in the head in

>triggered by conor pictures

U N B R O K E N

N

B

R

O

K

E

N

;^)

his family is loaded

>HEY JONES ARE YOU GOING TO BECOME A DRUNK AGAIN

Nah, DC is a good person. Better than anybody here really. He wouldn't get satisfaction out piling on somebody.

Holy shit he's hulking up

Why is he crying when he knows it's his fault? This is something a child would do

>DC right now, forced to go out of the game a broke bum instead of rich as fuck

I'd take the unders of him being dead or in prison in 10 years.

whats the last time you cried guys

for me its been so long ago,maybe 10 years and I cant even recall the feeling

MMA is fucking glorious

>if im out for 2 years

Not the words of an innocent man

What did Cha-L ask him?

>HI JON KAREN HERE WILL YOU RELAPSE

his brother is a degenerate too

sounds incredibly deluded, like he can somehow steer this around

>Jon Jones talking about being out for 2 years

this nigga know he guilty af lol

Esto

>Already talking about being out for 2 years

It's over. He's guilty.

Wouldn't abolishing the USDA and hopping up every fighter on super PED's be the right thing to do?

>thanking God in advance
You can't do that!

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What do you guys make of this?
Im in ecstasy right now

i'm a better person than him you blithering idiot

are you denying taking peds or denying that you knew that whatever you took was on the ban list

(or something like that)

SUPPLEMENT

lads, can someone explain to me how the "B sample" thing works? What is it and whats the point?

Doesn't seem like it will fix anything, Jon's going home apparently

you should do that!

>This is something a child would do

You're a literal idiot my man. He just lost the chance to main event the biggest card of all time and now his legacy is in danger of being tainted forever.

>"""""""""Tainted Supplements""""""""""

Jon Jones has vacated both the Real Title and the Interim Title now

>Hey Jon, ur life is fuck, m8. The interview.

>Delusions of grandeur

I'm getting banned for 2 years but this is good news cause god wouldnt fuck me over like he does to children with cancer :^)

the ride never ends, friend

he is smug again

>Jones is the first man to be stripped of an interim title

Chael started running his own MMA news site called FloCombat.

We can expect to see Chael at more press conferences

He's a cheating piece of shit, and has probably been cheating since day 1, which is why he partied his ass off, he knew he didn't have to be strict because he'll just cheat more

well.....all those power lifting personal records...surely natty like, all of the sudden you're skrong af in your late 20s?

speaking of his fiance? where was she when he was partying it up?

>INTERIM TITLE DUUDE

Why even ask that? Who even cares? It was a babby belt, anyone can bloody tell you that it'll just go now.
He's not going to be the interim champ for 2 years, DC is the champ.

> Not having a Brazilian flag

I guess they simply take two samples at the same time to later confirm any positive results and rule out bad testing or tainting of the samples in handling

>FloCombat
Is it named for the amount of shit that comes out of his mouth?

can just have ONE fucking event where someone doesn't do anything stupid

fuck i just want one event where things go smoothly

i thought 199 was a sign of change

ran again loooool

are u dumb or just pretending