Sup Forums what the fuck are there I found in the cupboard over my stove

[Jeremiah Ross]

Sup Forums what the fuck are there I found in the cupboard over my stove

[Nolan Evans]

looks like mouse eggs.

[Ayden Carter]

They're wasp nests

[Jason Bennett]

I lol'd

[Evan Gomez]

Mud dauber wasp nest.

[Dominic Stewart]

heat them with a blow dryer and prepare to be amazed

[Benjamin Wood]

more like ant gum collections

[Juan Fisher]

Wasps nests, poke with broom with time stamp

[Julian Hill]

it's wasp nest.

[Levi Hughes]

This

[Aiden Butler]

Bump

[Blake Torres]

Satanic trips live up to the diabolical advice

[Hunter Thomas]

Looks like wasps to me.

[Jason Evans]

Listen to Satan.

[Brody Hill]

severed penises?

[Camden Clark]

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[Gabriel Baker]

But... they don't look like ANY of the pictures that come up when you image search "wasp nests"...

[Jason Russell]

Don't be ridiculous. Any sane man would properly store his collection of severed penises is a freezer, each penis separately wrapped and labeled.

[Daniel King]

Listen to

[John Campbell]

pinch it with a broom OP

[Elijah Price]

This

[Christian Powell]

There doesn't seem to be openings, there are four all together, they're small--some kind of chrysalises?

[Daniel Wilson]

Little apartments instead of one big nest.

[Ethan Howard]

it doesnt matter. destroy immediately

[Isaac Taylor]

Yep. Theres another next to it in the pic. Best to just burn the house down

[David Ward]

3rd world poorfag detected judgine by the shit quality pic and third world cupboard
its quite obviously human shit stored by the Human shit storing bug

[Wyatt Allen]

Trips, OP.
Fucking do it.

[Adrian Baker]

How the fuck would the wasps be carrying mud inside the house, inside a closed cupboard, they would build nests outside where all the spiders are

[Chase Sanchez]

Pantry moths, you filthy trailer living nigger.

[Justin Rivera]

Wasps love to be amongst cups

[Austin Jones]

Could be spider egg sacs. Cut one open

[Dominic Green]

The same way niggers break into houses. Nature finds a way. What a time to be alive

[Zachary Hall]

>There doesn't seem to be openings, there are four all together, they're small--some kind of chrysalises?
Dauber wasps lay their eggs inside of the chambers and then they put an insect (or arachnid in there) for the larva to eat once it hatches. The chamber is sealed to keep the young safe while it hatches, grows, pupates, etc.

The weird thing is that the insect or arachnid isn't dead, the wasp actually paralyzes it. So the wasp larva has fresh food when it hatches and then begins to devour the prey alive.

[Julian Rivera]

NATURE IS FUCKING SCARY AS SHIT BOYS.

[Angel Scott]

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[James Allen]

OP just get them out of there and cut it open with a knife or something

[Owen Taylor]

Also, there are some species of paristoid wasp that lay their eggs inside of their host (typically a caterpillar or a spider). When the eggs hatch the larvae eat the host alive while trying to avoid the vital organs, only when they are ready to finish development do they eat the vitals.

The ones I described just now: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitoid_wasp

Mud Dauber described previously: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mud_dauber

[Nicholas Rogers]

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[Adrian Diaz]

Those are turds. Congrats

[Samuel Lee]

Op take some advice from DIY

[Cameron Russell]

HOLY BALLS! THE CEILING IS SHITTING

[Adrian Stewart]

It's filthy house syndrome. Who the fuck has mud dauber homes in a cupboard in a kitchen? That's many trips for those fucks to make something like that. What part of Africa do you live in?

[Leo Gonzalez]

They're nests of Sugar Wasps

If you go up to them and lick them they taste really sweet

[Alexander Ramirez]

Yes, do that OP. Tastes really good.

[Logan Taylor]

Mud dauber nests. They paralyze spiders and entomb them with their eggs and their larvae eat them. Mud daubers aren't aggressive, just leave them be. :)

[Juan Harris]

Theres more wtf! There are almost never wasps in my house

[Christian Gonzalez]

Well you apparently stand corrected good sir

[Lucas Myers]

You haven't been looking well enough, time to burn it all down

[Nicholas Sullivan]

That's because they are extremely stealthy and have been plotting your demise.

[Jacob James]

Im thinking about it

[Carter Hill]

Open them OP. See what's inside.

[Bentley Wood]

Fuck no, but nice trips

[Christopher Ward]

Satan commands it. Do it op

[Gavin King]

Just knock one down and crack it open with a long stick or something. They gotta go anyway.

[John Price]

I actually will, but it'll have to be on my lunch break... Ugh, keep thread alive till 12:30 est

[Austin Fisher]

That's not much in them. Just some paralyzed food and wasps in various stages of development (from egg to pupa), all of which are harmless.

[Grayson Sullivan]

dont open them, call a exterminator asap

seriously, they will spill out everywhere

[Dominic Peterson]

Eh, quite opposite I would say. OP is now part of the swarm. Unless you do something stupid, we won't hurt you.

[Jordan Martin]

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[Liam Anderson]

>gif
Couldn't zoom. Smelled like a trap but I'm honestly dissapointed

[Ryder Wilson]

>Two satanic trips in one thread

It is a sign OP, do as the dark father commands.

[Josiah King]

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[Aaron Morales]

Also pic related if OP doesnt get rid of them soon.

[Cameron Johnson]

Poop?

[Matthew Reyes]

Op here. My skin is crawling, calling exterminator.

[Joseph Barnes]

Poop

[Christopher Young]

Those are bees. With that many bees he could harvest quite a lot of honey.

[Joseph Jenkins]

that noise and heat must be excruciating

[Anthony Bennett]

This thread needs more trips.

[Jaxson Campbell]

Checked

[Christian Parker]

OP you got nothing to live for anyway! DO IT FAGGOT

[Owen Smith]

Oh shit I got trips

[Sebastian Robinson]

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[Eli Perez]

lol those are definitely not wasp nests. Maybe moth cocoons?

[Jeremiah Williams]

Just vacuum them up. And then vacuum up some razor blades. Blenderize the fucking things in a hurricane.

[Justin Jackson]

ATLEAST PIKE IT WITH A BROOM OR SOMETHING OP

[Cooper Campbell]

SATAN HAS BLESSED THIS THREAD!
HAIL SATAN!

[Cooper Rivera]

Burn the house down

[Juan Brooks]

>mfw this is secretly a gets thread

[Cameron Ortiz]

FUCK OFF MY Sup Forums WASPS

[Carter Gray]

Put your dick on it faggot

[Evan Perry]

Look like fermosan termites or dirt dobber nests.

[Nicholas Cox]

HA

[Nicholas Edwards]

Those are doritos

>inb4 tumblr

[Ayden Johnson]

CHECK'D

[Nathan Roberts]

>having a reddit/tumblr sense of humour

go kill yourself

[Samuel Brooks]

hah! newfag imma hack you!
stupid nigger. imma sage this thread so I can hail my god m00t

[William Murphy]

Off by 1 summerfag

[Christian Davis]

>mfw 4 trips in one thread

[Robert Phillips]

>off by one

[Parker Young]

2rekt4me

[Jayden Hill]

mfw i have a get

[Chase Roberts]

Wubaluba

>dubdub

[Brayden Evans]

Dubs confirms

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[Jaxson Stewart]

Fucking poke those turds OP

[Jeremiah Brown]

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

[Logan James]

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[Isaiah Anderson]

They are the government's replacement bees.

Being a good citizen and having respect for the environment you should leave them alone.

[Gabriel Brown]

>not on my Sup Forumsee

[Ryan Murphy]

Those are the breeding pods of the Shit Fly, usually found in Africa but now available in the USA in trailer parks