ITT: We obscurely describe video games and try to guess them

ITT: We obscurely describe video games and try to guess them.

>you steal cars
Good luck

>A merchant sells you a girl
>treat her well or molest
gl

You have an instrument and your a small man except not really

>some dumbfuck kid in a random village
>name literally translates to protagonist, hard fucking work by the devs right there
>some fat drunken dipshit teaches you how to fight
>run around in houses and shit
>HALT! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! then get kicked in the gut by bridge guard
>get bored and kick an old lady in the face
>nobody cares
>random bullshit
>no sleep, only meditation
>beat everybody up to earn trust
>logic.bmp
>go into different realms and fuck those faggots up too
>each realm has their own relic?
>relics get shit on by the "alpha force"
>needless running around
>thrown in jail for a bit by a fag with two flags on his back
>fuck up the alpha force
>fuck up big fighty dragon behind alpha force
>you're winner

slave trade simulator 1792

>ITT: We obscurely describe video games and don't guess them

was good until fucking 404

guitar hero 5

>wake up in small village
>5 shillings for a box of chocolates
>Raiders
>Muh sister
>Become god

Head pats the video game.

rust?

There's a large Battlefield. (4)

Life with a slave - teaching feeling

>You have to defend the ancients.

Tak and the power of juju?

LoL?

>Breeding children for the sole purpose of conscripting them into your army

Yes

Fable. Too easy, bruh

any guesses?

What's so funny?

Yep

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>Run through jungle
>Get yelled at by teammates for eating too much

Now i got one for you
> pink hair
>i keep my items in my stomach
> fight pigs
> must find my grandpas Gold bracelet

far from it but kind of close

Mortal Kombat (I forget which one) deception?

Legend of zelda link to the past?

>You play a prince
>Make My Kingdom Great Again
>Ruin it
>Kill the Aryan Race
>Get shot with an arrow by waifu
>Become a king again
>Also demons and shit

Nope.
Hint: Ps1

Holy shit guys. Vary it up. Not every game cn be minecraft, okay?

Was gonna say Fable III but I don't recall being shot with an arrow :(

hell ye mang, and fuck that bridge guard

>this asshole stole your favorite article of clothing
>good thing you have a fucking laser cannon

can i know the name of the character? it is bugging me, kalaban is the only name i can think of that translates

Fable 3 shouldve been shot with an arrow...

Tomba

Tomba!

Walk around collecting rocks as a symbol of power while enslaving animals.

Bang bang
Jaaaccckkkiiieee
Tentacles

Actually true though. The original Fable will always be amazing. Fable II is ehhh and III is as you said

shujinko

Ark

You're gonna look for your son whether you want to or not

Fallout 4

that one was pretty easy mode yeah

>Idk how to greentext

>Be human
>Fall down mountain
>Evil fuck face tries to kill you
>MILF Bait saves you and takes you in
>Decide Route

PUSSY
>Befriend everyone

BADASS
>Kill everyone

Yeah!

>Fall quite a distance onto ground
>Literal nightmare
>Everyone wants to fucking eat us
>It's hard to talk

Don't know if this is easy or hard...

Bruh... Is that... Undertale...?

so m-mortal kombat?

I guess I do then

Undermeme

We've all played Undertale, jackass. There's one of these in every thread, try harder next time.

Undertale

Correct

Darkness 2

>you build stuff and survive monsters

Good
Luck

League of Legends you fucking autist

>Wake up on island
>Wtf
>Fuck, died again
>Fly at level 35

Total Miner?

Got em but I was thinking the original sad they made a second one because that was the shortest game I've ever played besides azura on Xbox

>be slav
>fix car
>get lost
>get drunk
>lose grandpa

yep

Tibia?

Shittiest***

Nope

Shittiest**

Driver

>some cuck who can't admit his feelings.
> not a dragon
> daddy issues
> become a dragon
> fight ultimate dragon
> become ultimate dragon

>quit village with dad
>dad kill by asshole
>meet's dad friend at bar
>find asshole who kill dad
>halfgod final battle

>having a party on island
>zombies

Saints row

FlyFF?

Any takers...?

Name the series.
>Cold
>Badass
>Genocidal manic.

Asheron's Call?

Legend of Dragoon?

Kill zone

Correct!

>build a raft with your friends
>giant storm
>use a weird ass sword to try and find your friends after they go missing
>goddamnit dolan heal me

Nope. It's a three game series.

kingdom hearts?

Some weeabo shit

Teaching Feelings
He doesn't sell you the girl, he gives her to you for saving his life.

Gears of war?

Prince of Persia?

Steely Wheelie Automobiley 2

Limbo?

Lol

Nope. Think space.

Yep, Good job!

DOTA bb

>red sweater
>can only run in one direction
>fish ladies
>mind control hats
>become feminist at the end

Mass Effect?

Fable 2 was cool for online play, as limiting as it was

Dead island. Easy mode

>italian guy
>fat friend
>love bitches
>has new family
>kills all members
>fat friend betrays him, but not really

kek