This girl texts you this pic and an address

This girl texts you this pic and an address

Wat do?

I honestly don't get why people think she's attractive .. She's pretty fucking average

I'm not into fat women.

yeah what district tho #rekt

drive over and get robbed by a group of eastern europeans

Text her back telling her how terrible I thought her portrayal of Mystique was.

I text her back, because it's the High Test thing to do

check my map, im clearly walking in circles

dont go, because the person on the other end is probably a 250 lbs dude looking to rape me

Damn dude id love to see the super models you're dating

ejaculate immediately and cry

>Haha, looks like you sent this to the wrong person. Don't worry, my phone doesn't get pictures, I saw nothing
>Proceed to fap furiously, crying because I'm alone

>average

thats the whole point. she is famous and extremely average so neckbeards think she is actually obtainable. its the same shit with daisy ridley

Microwave my SIM card.

>Those tits

>2/10wouldntbangneckbeard.jpg

Would love to see the girls you get

dude, daisy ridley looks like she has mental issues. her "smile" is the stuff of nightmares. JLaw isn't a 10/10 goddess model but at least she has the run-of-the-mill hot white girl look.

Delete message and block the number

Blue board!

mmmm i would go over there and lick her pussy puss like a lolly pop mmmmmmm

puke in my mouth and delete the message.

my standards arent very high either

lol pancake titties yum yum extra syrup please haha she knows im just kdiding

Report myself for rape.

ask her what size buttplug she likes

I'd fuck her in a heartbeat, why do you people act like you have dime pieces begging for your cocks on a daily basis?

>blue board
>nudity

enjoy ban retard

>user's first day on Sup Forums

Why, I go over there and get my fuck on.

i bring her some eyebrows

>her "smile" is the stuff of nightmares.
yea, BONER nightmares

I would discuss the social constructs between men and women and how a woman doesn't need to objectify themselves just to get ahead in Hollywood...

Then I'd RAEP the shit out of her!

>that girl is average
>woaahhh hold it there what kind of perfect girls are you dating right now?????
>I date average or below average girls
>well that didn't have an effect on the previous statement at all

I JUST GOT FIRED FROM WALMART


FUCK YOUUUUUU OP(RICK)

...

>yfw you used to get nudes

FOREHEAD AND TEETH

Well good job going full retard. What's the next step?

I would totally check that girl out in the street, not average at all.

smashing you with amazing logic, kiddo

Text her and ask for a timestamp

>tfw lost all game at 15

Checking those trips

nothing, because it's clearly a mistake, since i don't know her.

even if i'd know her, is probably a mistake, since she can clearly do better than me.

Take a chance, you might get lucky, she could be piss drunk.

>she's not amazing
>FUCKING NECKBEARD SHE'S A GODESS

whoa ok

>she texts this to you asking what's taking so long

I just want her to rip off chunks of my flesh, is that REALLY so much to ask?

...

This girl texts you and asks to meet her at the local graveyard at 2am

Wat do?

ask for a pic of her butthole

I do exactly as she says.

I WORK AT WALMART AND I JUST GOT PROMOTED

send the text to my local authorities to alert them of a trespass

can I bring friends?

Put on my black combat boots, trench coat, and make sure my phone has plenty of bauhaus ready to go.

Seeing as how I already nuked my phone I would be worried as to how I'm still getting txts.

read the text

its too late
it was always too alte

its pretty easy to spot threads made by mods these days.

>image.jpg

Proof positive that Apple cucks are nothing but shitposters

Do girls freak out if you just suck on their tits for a really long time? Like how long is too long?

You have to stimulate the poochie at the same damn time

I'm surprised nothing has been done about these pathetic faggots yet

if you're chad, probably no. in my case they tell me to stop-because-it-hurts bullshit, under a minute.

i teleport behind her and suck her soul out instead

*grabs thraot*
back off??!!

By do you suick them like a baby would?

Reddit as fuck

>soul

>not getting the reference

Fuck off back to 9gag.

why dont you go back there if you get the reference

>le fuck 9gag

2014 Sup Forums poster detected

>not shitting on 9gag

Are you retarded or just contraian?

>they don't have their tit teasing/sucking game down to the point where they can make a girl turn into niagra falls in under a minute
Loving every laugh

Butthurt teenage memester detected

send her a pic of my dick and my address. Now we see who wants this more.

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