/cum/

britbong gf 2017 edition

FUCK BAJA

first for current year

I will get a GF or at least a girl that I will talk to for longer than a month THIS 2017

terrible edition desu

...

I've got

>2 bottles of some german sparkeling wine
>4 beers at 7%

What should I drink now? It's nearing 10 PM

>when a blue collar wageslave shit talks STEM near you

2017: the butthurt begins

>britbong gf 2017 edition

john wayne and hockey and beer

>tfw to intelligent to pass my CS classes

Rude cunt

delete this

Your uncle sounds like a fukin nerd lmao

What's /cum/'s current profession?
Full time pharmaceutical microbiologist here

gay edition

Marxist genocide NOW!

no

underwater welding in the south pacific

I'm a consumer

Still in uni

My birth was a mistake

He was a musician

He played the pipes and the chello

I'm an engineering graduate student.

Full time shitposter

I'm a farmer. Turns out college was a massive waste of time and money. Good you found a job though.

Can someone tell me what picardia means?

YES.

uni

i might get a wagecuck job >:3

LEAF ON FLAG MUST DIE

>no english gf to watch little england with
jdimsa

God DAMN

Title abstractor

Lord of the Dairy Fridge

In Army and about to drop out of college because it's a waste of money

that seems bad for the spine

nah bruv

Sounds cool desu

I wish I could play music for a living

its 75lbs and those exercises are for the upper+lower back muscles.

Phiccc innit

t. fatty

Any fellow cigarfags here? What are you smoking on this here fine night?

I quite literally couldnt be fat if I tried

>tfw no British gf to watch Black Books with

If you get a degree in the humanities you're a waste of oxygen and should be executed.

pussy fucker

Where did it all so wrong? Why am I spending new year's eve here?

guillotine?

2017 will be the year of the Baja gf

uh huh

there is nothing wrong with a history degree

Uni student

I'm writing my representative to get him to start the humanities FEMA camp.

edgy

>Title abstractor
What do History degree holders do?

*slays you*

this thread is going so fast that no one will have noticed that i voted for gary johnson in 2012

I will buy a prostitute in order to lose my virginity this current year.

And I will subsequently die of a disease.

It's gonna be great.

Sandwich artist
Burrito decorator
Burger guru

*telports to Chile* *stabs Marxist with katana*

Nothing personal kid.

Asian women/girls are always extra nice to me.

Maybe I should go to asia and bring home a gf.

spongebob sucks

teachers, curators, lawyers, writers...

...

Congrats, you wasted a vote against Barry.

Real talk, what do BS holders do?

Hmmmm

>Marxist
ugh

No you aren't.

What good is engineering in Canada?

Do you design igloos?

How could you?
A third party vote was a vote for Trump
You're part of the problem

you suck

sauce pls

Science, I assume.

Who mightst thou like herefrom?

Dad's whore whileon vacation, I get paid shit but at least know an manage some of familia's businesses.
bored to death uni student rest of the year

>2012
>Trump

Trucker.

I got sick of the college meme.

> 2012

Trump didn't run in 2012 you dolt. Also, fuck Clinton and leftist in general.

7 Minutes left

>2012 is about to be five years ago

who the frig choppes onion like this

...

>BILLIONS of people have had sex, (myself included)
>you will never even get a lousy handjob

must really make you think

I think I'm going to edge until 12.

>The Matrix movie turns 18 years old
>kids who don't know the origin of the redpill are going to claim to be redpilled on Sup Forums

>Trump won the presidency 12 years ago

you mean 5 hours, right?

This

The world should have ended. I should have had my post apocalyptic harem by now

people born in the year 2000 will be 17 this year

One day closer to the wall, friendos.

>billions

Not here

(you)s are back and i didn't even realise until now

eyebrows desu senpaitachi

Whatever you dumb racist fucks probably voted for that fascist anyway

autistic people

i bet you kiss girls faggot