I'm tired of living a meaningless NEET life, dubs decide what I dedicate my life to

I'm tired of living a meaningless NEET life, dubs decide what I dedicate my life to

meaningless NEET life

Become a trap

killin politicians

Professional piano player

A long Meaningless NEET life

Jews
Go to Israel, become a jew and defend the lands by recruiting to the IDF

Promoting the Donald Trump presidential campaign

firefighter

Skydiver

A very long meaningless NEET life

browsing dank memes

A century of meaningless NEET life.

Stripper

become a rapper

guy who fights fires

islam

make memes

become a fire fighting machine

metal detecting

An eternity of meaningless NEET life

Roll for this

public masturbation

Suck dick faggot

move to africa and conquer the nigs

Banking

Become a fireman

Porn actress

Blowing homeless men.

Candy seller

nice trips, but not dubs

Trips don't count nice try

Walmart greeter

not dubs
not winrar
however, you should be some sort of fire extinguishing professional

You will dedicate your life to Competitive Dog Grooming

That sequence of dubs and trip
It's a sign

Blowing NEETs.

Duble dubs+trips get

nice try as well

>Double dubs & trips
Time to fag up OP

wat

Live in Britain and Join the best army in the world.

rape

...

A meaningless life of blowing NEETs.

nice try to you too
rolling for guy who helps put out fires and shit

physical labour

>Double dubs & trips
there is no such thing faggot

subtle shitposting on /fit/ and Sup Forums

fuck

Clearly someone wants him to be a trap. Trips for the Trap God

Being a hobo

these are your choices OP whats it gonna be

Become a Magick Master

Allah

Become a truck driver. You can still be a disgusting unhealthy mother fucker but you're getting paid. Still a job nonetheless you still have to work everyday, but you do whatever you want when you're not driving. Don't care if dubs or not this is a legit suggestion that changed my life for the better

Dubs wins, and many expats have joined the US Army so you can do it too.

British forces aren't an Army, they are an underpaid constabulary which can't do power projection because their government won't fund them above "starvation cheap" as Kipling once put it.

Gardening

Become a trans soldier
Good luck ohpee

So I become a trap or didn't that count?

Win xD

Well it wasnt dubs so

OP you're gonna become a god damn fire fighter and you're gonna like it

Professional Sharpie in pooper guy

This is what you will be

Forgot to add, I have Type-1 Diabetes so I can't join army or firefighters.

so? are you fat? you can be diabetic and a firefighter too

Pimp for lolis

Get swole. I mean get as big and strong as you possibly can. I'm talking Zyzz aesthetics.

Start lifting

I'm not fat, but having a disease that may put you in an unstable condition without warning prevents me from directly handling other people's lives as a profession. Or something like that.

this. if you have type 1 diabetes you better be exercising

Pick up a competitive martial art. I recommend boxing if you have the beetus, because all the cardio will help you keep healthy, but any competitive MA would be good

fair enough

Dedicate yourself to an hero by overdosing on donuts.

Fuck off by one

Cmon baby

You will do this you fat ugly fuck.

I'll fucking make you do this.

Fucking dubs me now

Diediediediedie

Stay a NEET.

Fuck this shit, I'm out. Last roll

Women's studies.

Porn star

One more...

I just a nigger to an hero because of me, is that to much to ask for.

An hero roll an hero roll an hero roll

What is the point?

This is the one. Check yourself then wreck yourself op.

Become a fireman or a paramedic. Hell, become a doctor if you've got the brain power.

3 times off by one, this time you die

Fucking hallelujah, now die you NEET.

world record holder for most objects in ass

this, it's the best occasion to make something good in your life

Seriously what's wrong with all these idiots?? Go to the store buy pencil and paper, start drawing, (penises, i don't care), do it every day at least 3 hours a day, I guarantee you will master the art of drawing penises (or whatever) in a few months (maybe one) and by the end of the year you will be known as an artist... sounds autist? Well it is.. but is better than being a NEET who will never accomplish anything...

Cat farmer

Get a job?

Are you retards high?

Yes