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previous thread :
SO SO dire
First for tennis is THE bet sport.
me on the left
Llandudno
what the FUCK is the Germany/France score gonna be
Last 2 digits mate
Done it all wrong.
n-th for refunds if you message me
AND
tears if you dont have eyes on the fix
Done it all so right today. Feel like giving my first non tennis tip today.
Would like a friends and family discount
What happens when you have betted on a player to get a card, but he's not starting?
Seems legit
Red Bull Brasil @2.10
Didnt Sao Paulo play yesterday?
if he doesn't play at all then void
If he doesn't come on to the pitch at all then it's a void
Goteburg -1 is THE bet
I CANNOT stop laying Germany to qualify
7 bets in total today, 4 won and 2 lost 1 in play. As long as Goteborg don't fudge this I'm up trillions.
Not that it matters of course since value > profit
>fix
Rossy LOVES him
Joke's on him. I've not staked yet. Just watching.
On small
Thinking about starting betting on the opposite of what I want to bet
On
why are you so confident in France?
Forgot your trip m8
looking for a serena williams cam girl or porn star lookalike for obvious reasons
Germany getting short again
France +0 looks like it's worth a punt
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goteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeborg!
I don't trip unless it's for a tip
Gonna look v v red if there isn't another goal in the Stabaek game
Hope someone took Kontinen/Watson @3
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Should start a new TT desu
Fucking hell I pussied out lmao
My Lord 7.45pm Epsom @23.0 EW
I made a bet of €50,- on Germany, how fucked am I lads?
Surreal month for you desu
positive yield, and 0.84 units of profit.
Germany in 90 minutes?
Just noticed that. *10 units profit actually. V good.
i love the velodrome such a nice stadium
Gonna build up from my current yield/profit, I can do it! Or I'll just quit gambling in a week or two when I've hit my target
FIX IS IN
Is Griezman a bet?
WHAT?
Post fix please
>zaza
will never stop being funny kek
Can't stop winning
o1.5 FH goals Vojvodina
Sausage
Vojvodina OVER 1.5 FH was the fix
Hibs got a good team out desu
Only hunch bet i ever made, jut for fun
IMAGINE betting on an aberdeen team with no niall mcginn and NOT starting their top scorer to get over 2.5 goals in Luxembourg because it looked good on soccerway
>public fix
>everyone and their granny is on
>/bet/ doesnt even know what it was
clueless beyond words
Germany 4:1 @101 is THE bet. Chucked a quid on myself. Naysayers can lay it if they dare
What's the market for this game, unders?
BTTS
Imagine winning 4/6 bets so far and having a better yield/profit than Euan has had in a week.
How much matched? Seen it tipped at quite reasonable odds for a fix
PMSL. Would defend Euan here but
250k
How do you find a fix though?
Just look at how much has been matched on a game and finding one with abnormally high amounts?
thinking of cashing all my money out and never bet again
that's how it starts
How do people find fixes though? Is there a program that lists betfair matchings. Are any of them free?
Thx
I won't do it again then.
IMAGINE tipping something at under 1.8 odds and it NOT coming in!!
I'd already be writing my note at this point
muller to score and germany to win at 5.5 still
these means you must have some left since the minimum deposit is a fiver. you will bet again. it begins
Imagine tipping 3 things at over 1.8 odd and all of them coming in.
Imagine being at a profit today with the final bet not even in yet
kek
>manslaughter
>murder
I believe you
need a fucking 3 goal second half in the llandudno game
meme bet
>Imagine tipping 3 things at over 1.8 odd and all of them coming in.
Sounds like the stuff of dreams desu
This is going to be a 0-0 snooze fest. Germany can defend but can't attack.
why did you bet over 3.5?
I don't need to lid, that dream is a reality for me.
Quick reminder to never use self-service checkouts.
because im a dense cunt
wrong
this will be a new host country - germany semifinal where france gets absolutely SLAUGHTERED
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I started with 6 euros and I was at 20 when I made this bet. I'll probably cash out 10 and just fuck around with the rest.
Such comfy comfy dreams
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My dad used to say "better to remain silent and be thought a pseudo than to speak out and remove all doubt", advice you could use.
What a coincidence, my dad used to say "Hass likes to drop his trip to shit-talk, but don't ever be fooled into think he's not a psuedo"
derfell > hass
France +0 looking good lads
Years of experience
only just realised Joachim Löw has the "surprised" emoticon in his name
your dads seem like cool guys
Too much on O2.5 Llandudno
Fucking Gothenburg, come on.
3-0. Get in
You do realise if Goteborg don't get 2 more you're down for the week right?
huge stakes on meaningless games/lower sides vs contenders
Germany with both teams to score @11/2 is the bet
Well one more now