See this thick woman by your oven

See this thick woman by your oven.

She offers you intense sex.

What do?

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turn 360° and walk away

retard

Offer her a slimfast

Tell her to lose some weight

Newfag

fuck her because she is hot?

Finally. Somebody with good taste.

eat her ass

That is a nice thick ass though. Would fuck

You would still be facing the same way idiot

Bend her over the counter and fuck her from behind like a raging dog until I cum and I start to cry simultaneously.

Newfags

Tell your mother to stop drinking and walking around in her underwear

Here we go

Make her some sandwiches

Got any more? Fuck, she's hot.

newfags falling for reverse bait

Call the cops becaue there is some terrifying abomination in my apartment

my dick aint big enough to make it past those cheeks

Hope your summer break is treating you well faggots

Who da retard now you newfag

Newfag trying to come off like hes not a newfag detected

newfag falling for newfag bait. Enjoying summer so far?

I'm not even the fag who reverse baited you

what the fuck is going on here?

give her intense sex

newfag trying to come off claiming other newfag is trying to come off like hes not a newfag detected

I will say to her that OP is being a unsecure faggot again and stick my dick into that bitch's mouth, stupid ass question, give us a real challenge asswipe.

this is newfag thread now

Her name is Jessica Kylie, though this is the thickest I've seen her.

I politely decline, but ask if I can have some of whatever she's baking.

Give her intense sex.

This thread is cancer, when someone calls someone a retard for saying 360 and walk away, just fucking ignore them, either way you cant tell of it's bait or a newfag, most of the time its fucking bait anyway so fuck off.

It's that time

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Pause, make it into a gif to put on Sup Forums and ask people what they would do if they saw this to get some ideas. Fail miserably.

newfag

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xddd le nice meme. Whos the newfag now?

Faggot

shitpost on Sup Forums

Doing better than last night. There was so much boner-denial.

well i was practically drooling over here, until she made that fucking bullshit face when she waved.

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That oven is shit. Coil under glass? Please. How the fuck are you gonna get rapid heat out of THAT? Shit, if you're gonna own an oven, it's either gas or induction or GTFO.

i agree that stove is bullshit. ive had to use one like it before and you have to wait like 6 minutes for the stovetop to even heat up, gas all the way

I guess I would have sex with her but I wouldn't enjoy it.

Wash that ass crack and pussy with a hot soapy towel 1st.

You know she can't.

Could be wors...."

high impact sexual violence

Fuck her in the bedroom. I don't want to have sex in the same place I eat.

Club her to death why the fuck is she in my house

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Maybe you invited her?

more/sauce

Lol she's turned on by abuse, typical dumb bimbo whore

Spank her butt firmly.

ask why dinner isn't ready and kick her ass for her laziness

You wish she wanted you

what's this from?

I'd treat her to a very fattening dinner, over the course of many nights.

Gonna make her Thicker.

It's great! I finally had the time to take your mom in the pooper. Oh and your dad asked me to say hi.. At least I think he did, I couldn't really make it out..

i'd quickly throw her into a tub full of water and bring shamu back to SeaWorld

>woman

And I spank her for being a naughty pig.

that's not abuse you mindless cuck

some gay radiohead video

>Happy Kiss porn board

happy-kiss.pw

Put her in the oven and wait for her to become thin

Ask her to fart on me.

Here Buddy. You need this:
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Get well soon.

sauce?

Ask her why she is shitting on my floor.

This is a really stupid thread, but at least you provided sauce in the filename. Good work, OP

Being this new.

Ask her how much her ass ando title implants were.

Welcome to Sup Forums, friend. Are you enjoying your stay?

Exposed.

Vomit in my mouth and go jerk off.

Make her cook vedgies, when done, put her in oven, cook her for 45 min. When crispy eat her.
Intense sex on remaining with side vegetable.

I demand intense breakfast in exchange.

>vedgies

Tubby Americans are so unfamiliar with "veggies" that the can't even spell the word.

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Anyone source?

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>cook her for 45 min.
>When crispy
You're not gonna get both of those in that sized oven.

That is clearly someone whose first language is not English you pea-brained faggot. How fuckng stupid can you be?

Broil until she niggerifies.

Punch yourself in the nuts.

Gay

tell her i dont own a bike she could steal and dont cook meth so her nigger ass is not welcomed here

WHERE'S MY DINNER?

That still describes Americans

Fuck the hell out of her from the back till I fill her with gooy cum.

You realize the difference in obesity rate between the US and most European countries is like 5% right? And avg IQ is only different by a couple point.

It's like a fat retarded person making fun of a slightly fatter and slightly more retarded person.

>This is my wife
>realize once again I have low testosterone and almost no libido
>realize I cannot satisfy her
>realize I only find joy in working
>realize she will leave me one day

>And avg IQ is only different by a couple point.

HAHAHAHA

Europe's pretty fat now, overall.

we are literally 1 IQ point behind France and Germany, and only 2 points behind the UK
if laughing helps you shut out information that challenges what you thought you knew, then go ahead and laugh

iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country

Ask her to sit on my face and pump my nostrils full of fart.

Call her a fat cunt and punch the back of her noggin while I rage fuck her asscrack. Post pics on Sup Forums with timestamp. Tell her she better make user some pizza rolls.