What's this? A Sup Forums Catalog woefully underpopulated by Fluffy ponies...

What's this? A Sup Forums Catalog woefully underpopulated by Fluffy ponies? This briefcase full of Fluffy ponies ought to put a stop to that!

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Didn't you cunts get a board?

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Nah, that is for horse fuckers. This is for pissing off horse fuckers.

This is not MLP.
Though derived from MLP, it was created in direct response to Bronies and their own bastardization of something wholesome and child-friendly. So, Fluffy-Ponies were created and twisted in the wringer against bronies. Or so that's what I've got from it all.
Does that help clear things up?

>wants to piss off horse fuckers
>doesn't go to where the horse fuckers is
The art of war doesn't apply to ponies.

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No. It's exactly what they do just badly drawn.

Why would anybody pay money to kill his fluffy?
Twist it's neck and throw it into the trash, give the money to kids in Africa or something.

Kinds weird though, I enjoy the show but find fluffies getting mutilated really satisfying.

Oh.
Well, for the most part, I see a bit of a charm in this strange mish-mash of artwork. It's always refreshing. What are you not getting specifically about them?

Maybe this was an owner that cared for his fluffy, and did not wish to see it suffer?

How is doing what they do just in like a loli/cute way against them?

Gimme odds on how long it takes for something to infect the thread. Larry's still awake, after all...

>can't nooseman the gooseman

Tell me, how intelligent is the average brony? I'd wager not very. They're just a broken off form of the Anime-geeks of the 90s and early 2000s.
What gets them going the most? seeing their cute, beloved ponies, or anything like them, become twisted and destroyed.
Unless I've misread your question, what you're asking is how are making the pony's cute and then destroying them working against bronies?

I do not know this Larry.

Wait, they get destroyed? Sheeeeeeit that helps me understand. Thanks brah.

Of course.
Why, I once wrote a story about a man who lures a herd into his house during the winter time, with the promises of Spaghetti and a place to sleep. He sets a giant speaker in front of them and blasts them into oblivion.
Do you not know Fluffies? I could go into a whole series of posts describing what they're like and general conscientious of them.

Hang around for a while. Larry's some cunt who insists on spamming pony porn. While rape is an integral part of the fluffy mythos (enfie babies, etc.) lovingly rendered horse pussy is not.

I know fluffies personally, unfortunately. Strange but I can't judge.

Oh, -Larry-. I always called him -Sperglord, lord of Spuds-.
Also, check 'em.
I do not condone Fluffy rape in my stories. Rape in general was always something I've never enjoyed, so I try and stay away from it.

I've heard some canon states fluffies can't stand obscenities. I now have an image of killing fluffies by blasting death metal...yes...

Oh, it was not just any ol' Metal song. It was Metallica followed up by Dethklok's 'Hatredy'.
Words that are obscene include words that could make someone upset if I do recall, like insults.
Most just shit their pants, with mothers turning to run out the open door and dropping foals all over the carpet, or running them over.
I should really rewrite that story some time and post it to the booru.

Metallica? Seriously? Step it up, son...if you're going to go, go bigger than that.

I wonder how a fluffy would react to "subliminal messages" from songs...hmm...too stupid to be affected or too stupid to not...

Well Mr. Dubs, Metallica was the first choice, and it was still awful to those poor things.
Afterwards, the story continues about how he scared them into the dead bushes that lined his fence, and took one particular mare, who was offering her baby to him for the chance of freedom, and smacked her stupid with a pair of maracas. The foal died from the mother trampling over her. He felt sorry for it and buried it. The mother, shocked by the burial, tried to dig up the baby. My character then took her by the scruff, threw her against the house, dug a hole, and buried her up to her neck in the icy snow and dirt. It was a charming thing to write.

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Oh, shit...Darth Maracas!

Well, now I feel like an ass...

There is no need my acquaintance. There is no need. Always a pleasure to meet a fan.

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Fluffy Thread? Fluffy Thread!

Fuck you Larry! We don't give a shit!

We will not be silenced by large amounts of horse vagina! Proudly we smack!

Fluffies that is.

Everyone, get some Larry-Be-Gone, just in case he decides to pay us a nice visit.

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Wierdbox best box.

Weirdbox?
My pleasure! This is my favorite Weirdbox greentext

Also, obligatory explanation of Fluffy.

Someone remind me, what stories must be posted to the Booru?
>Darth Maracas I-II
>Micro-Fluffy
>Coolfluff
>The Maze
>Adventures of Farmer Jenkins and the Burrow of 20 fluffies

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Anyone up for some self-made greentext? Sorry it's not in one piece, I'm kind of new to this whole "Fluffy Pony Greentext" thing.

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usually you post it, then someone else determines if it's worth capping and stitching together... but whatever boats your float.

And that's the end of it. Any criticisms?

Yeah, I self capped it, and saved it myself.

See

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Okay, is that all? I'd appreciate it if there was anything about the story itself you could tell me, like should I improve my grammar? Be more specific? Any of that?

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More details during the action phase.

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Alright, I'll make sure to include that during my next revision.

Oh god its larry again.
Go away!

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youtube.com/watch?v=SryKlp9peVM
RED ALERT! RED ALERT! GET TO THE BUNKERS!

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Oh, dear God...


NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DESIRE TO FUCK HORSES, LARRY! Cry for help somewhere else.

Everybody! Post everything!

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You are all larries to me!

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Nah, Larry has like 5 accounts with pass and everything.

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Larry Be Gone didn't work! Repeat, Operation: Gone Fishin' did not work to it's desired effect!
All hands on deck! We're gonna take this bastard down!

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>not that degenerate
>posting horse vagina

Meeting people like that pisses me off, people need to acually learn to put DEPTH into characters, and development

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We did it!
We defeated Larry!
Good work boys, special hugs and skettis for all!

dis bebeeh cawd nummies, cus mummah gun numm dis bebbeh fiwstest.

That thing about alicorns being inherently rejected seems to have utterly vanished recently

Probably new codings sent out by Hasbio, or evolution quickly taking effect.

Well, I think there are some recent stories. But its a weak trope at the moment, I agree. Still, I like it,

Careful...I have a feeling he's still lurking, just waiting for the right moment...