Hi Sup Forums I just lost my toenail for the fifth time wat do

Hi Sup Forums I just lost my toenail for the fifth time wat do

Cut your toe off

lose it again and post results

but i like my toe

-Buy a hooker
-Make her suck your toe
-Post vid
-???
-Profit?

You can preserve it in a jar and cherish its memory on an altar you've made for it. Then start a cult of the great toe and take over the world. So.. Cut it off already!

b-but i can't pick up my dirty underwear with my feet if i'm missing a toe...

You can make your followers of the Cult of the Great Toe pick them for you!

Pic of the toenail needed. If dubs, pic of toenail in mouth.

Nail cancer

you'll die


quite a shitty way to die

Staple it to your foot or something? I'm not a doctor

i dunno mang. These are both very good perks

>pick up stuff with foot

>lead dark cult to take over the world so they all do my bidding in honor of my lost toe

seems pretty even sided

i threw it into the toilet right after i lost it

Stop doing whatever you're doing to make you lose your toe.

Dark side has cookies tho.

Take a picture everyday until it grows back and upload it here.

didn't do anything.

One day when it got sort of rough during PE it just blew off, didn't even bleed.

then it's just grown back loose and weak as shit and fallen off every 4 months or so.

Man up and deal with it.

find it

Next time it grows back. Adhere it in places with super glue or something until it grows strong.

clearly not, or you'd take better care of it.

Off with the toe!