This happened today. Show me the worst injury you've sustained Sup Forums

This happened today. Show me the worst injury you've sustained Sup Forums.

Dont fap to much next time OP

some drunk kid hit me with his car and i lost two fingers

Looks like a nasty burn?
Did something similar - Protip: Don't hold the wrong end of a flare and light it ^^

Had an accident with a tennis ball launcher, haven't been the same since

at least your slap is going to be AWWWWWWWWWWWsome

My gf cut my dick off and fed it to me while her black bull fucked her deeper than I ever could.

worst thats happened to me is i stuck my arm through a window when i was a child. it was like 18 years ago, so the scar isnt very visible anymore. i'm told it hurt like a bitch but i cant remember anything before i turned 8

Happened about 5 or 6 years ago while I was trying to show off to some girls

kek

what happened, comeon man details

Yup. Fell into a fire this weekend. It's excruciating.

Would you post a recent photo? I'd like to see how it healed since then.

What the fuck were you even doing?

thats fucked up, what did you do? high five a frying pan?

Smashed my finger. Prolly not the worst though.

I... I still can't get over the emotional trauma...

I broke my nose three times.

oh my god

...

wanna high five?

...

fuck dude that's nasty

no way he's still alive

For fuck sake how is shit like this even allowed to be photographed.

Was wearing my dad's shoes in the greenhouse when I was about 15, tripped and fell through the side, got 30 stitches, it still aches sometimes, I'm 21 now

What the fuck did you do??? High five Lucifer?

in what way is it important to the story that you were wearing your dads shoes?

kek

I CAN'T EVEN

Are you for sure?

Because that's how I tripped

>@
>8 8
God is not real and also if you don't reply to this your mother will die in her sleep immunity
does not work.

this is the worst thing I have ever seen on this site

oh because they were too big? \

Yeah, sorry I didn't make that clear

Got painkillers?

Shattered my cornera or something along those lines. Half blind, so thats fun.

Got a prosthetic eye that a wear sometimes to feel less bad in public, so that's also cool.

Nah he just played a long game of Mario Party 1

its cool bro im pretty dense sometimes

how did that happen?

wtf man, hot oil?

my worst injury were when i was a kid i had a problem in the ear, and had to put cotton inside the ears, so one day some cotton pieces were still in and at night when i was sleeping i woke up with with a terrible pain inside my ears and my head, so i called my mom and told her what was happening but we didnt know the pain was provocated by the cotton so i were all the night with that pain and without sleep. The next day we went to the hospital and they took the cotton with tweezers, i remember my ears started bleed a bit. That was with 8 years and now im 19. Until now i hadnt such severe pain. I hope you get well soon Sup Forumsro

You could clean it better with a shop airhose.

Don't have a pic but two years and two days ago I crashed on a motorcycle

cornea

are you the pinky trip guy?

He is clumsy because they aren't his shoes? Have you ever worn someone else's shoes? The established impression doesn't fit your foot.

Best kek ive had
That fucking face is going to my folder

Don't know if I have any pictures, I'll try to find them, but fell out of a vehicle going 50 mph and slid across my back on gravel. Broke my left arm and had ridiculous amounts of skin missing from my back and arms

...

This shit happened to my back last year. I got chickenbroth all over my back...

Cut my finger with a box cutter

You need an eye patch. You'd literally be the coolest motherfucker around.

Your hand looks like cheap pizza

You ain't shitting us. That shit was stupid.

my feet are bigger than everyone i know that i am also comfortable wearing their shoes. so no, not since i was a child

i would have licked that all day everyday if i had that. did it heal right?

That's kinda fucked up that your brain is hanging out your arm, but a few band aids and that'd be fine

jesus fucking christ this is why you wash

April 9

underrated

hahahahaha!

those are weird hairs

Get an eyepatch. Seriously, eyepatches are cool.

Masturbating at mach speed, i see.

My most painful scars are internal

Greenhouse guy here again, I also snapped a shaving razor in half last year because I'm a fucking idiot, and this hurt worse

ORIF surgery?

You should have used ky jelly instead of ajax when you watch gay porn

that doesn't look good. Did you keep the wound open all the time?

did you have an appendectomy?

i had an inguinal hernia repaired, which wasn't so bad.
catching flu during recovery was though.
coughs and sneezes ruptured the stitches eight times total

how the hell did let that get necrotic

It was cauterized

jim?

Xray

God damn that's a good face

the only thing im getting when i google ajax is programming stuff

shit, broken fibula and dislocated ankle? did it fuck up your gait at all?

I'm sorry that happened to you, user.

On the bright side, You can get /fit/ and become Big Boss with a realistic fucked up eye beneath the patch.

Cool stuff bro and I snapped a toe off before

You can see demons on it

oh so thats not horrible necrosis?
did you take a giant chunk out with the boxcutter?

wtf blyat

>Be me around 13
>Girl invites me to her house to hang with her and other qt3.14
>Her brother got a kick ass Dune Buggie probably a week earlier
>Take it for a spin to drift and do donuts and shit
>Ladies are loving it
>Try to hit a drift going maybe 40 or 50 mph
>Buggie starts flipping
>jesustakethewheel.jpeg
>In the confusion put my hand out to try and stop the tumbling
>Soon realize I am not Hercules when I finally stop
>Get out thinking I'm fine and my arm turns into a super soaker full of blood
>Try to hold the blood in with my other hand to no avail
>Girls brother runs over and tosses me his shirt
>Should've thought of that
>Lay down in pool of my blood surrounded by hotties
>"What a way to go" I think
>Try to make the girls stop crying by telling jokes until the ambulance got there
>They get super pissed because I stand up to get on the stretcher
>Only had to get about 16 stitches
>Chicks love touching it and asking about it
>Totally worth it

Bones?

Yes sir. Gait? Are you the ORIF user?

Greenhouse guy? Is that a pseudonym, are you supposed to be somebody or something?

Left humerus was nearly severed after suffering a seizure behind my desk

wat to fack

It was cauterized

Kek you aren't supposed to use your finger as a bowl.

he posted earlier in the thread that he tripped through a greenhouse wall

sounds like he's trying to make this a feels thread

great success!

I'm still in cast. Happened 3 weeks ago. ORIF surgery next week.

I don't have a pic, but around when I was in first grade the school playground had these splintery as hell flower patches, so the rims looked like a Brit's mouth. They told us to stay away from them, but since I'm a dumbfuck, I didn't listen.
I tripped and fell while on top of one, put my left hand out to take the fall and got a nice stake for my efforts. It went through lengthwise, from under the pinkie to between the pointer finger and thumb. It was about a centimeter thick, four or five inches long, and an inch wide. Could kill a vampire with that fucker.
It almost completely severed the tendons in my hand, and I still have a weak grip.
I'm not entirely sure what happened afterwards other than me passing out, and I'm willing to bet the school nurse put an ice pack on it.

Oh and one time I fell into a river through a very steep hill of blackberry bushes.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

HEIL SATAN

Its an abrasive cleaner for your sink, toilet, etc

>be me at work
>be cleaning up dishes after function
>rectangular plate falls and breaks into 2 lengthy triangles
>shit, better dispose safely so it doesn't cut through the bin bags
>flatten cardboard box to wrap shards
>think be "extra safe" and break long shards into short shards so can wrap easier and safer
>bring broken plate piece to edge of counter with cardboard wrapped all way round
>lift up and thrust down to break neatly lengthwise
>motherfucker instead breaks PERPENDICULAR to planned break zone, creating extra-lengthy triangle edge
>still in swift slamming motion, said triangle stabs my wrist
>enters wrist
>feel dull pain across forearm
>blood fucking everywhere
>grab wrist with other hand and squeeze for dear life in case I've cut an artery
>begin 11 hours of Australian medical system to get it checked, xrayed and eventually microstitched

I severed my PM tendon but thankfully that's the vestigial one from our tree-dwelling days that does nothing. Was 1mm away from stabbing my ulnar nerve and having a claw-hand for the rest of my life. Everything covered by workcover insurance, back at work next day.

4/10 would not recommend.

Finally this thread lol. Aside from broken limbs, heres my fingers i fucked up lol. After 2 weeks of healing i had to rip off the scab to take out pieces of ceramic (i broke a plate)