Movie about Italians starts

>Movie about Italians starts

AYYYYYA MUMMA WHYA ISA THEA PASTA COOOOOLD, UNCLE ANTONIO ISA COMING OVER SOONA
ANDA WHERE ISA THE SPECIAL SAUCEA, WHERE IS MUMMA'S SPECIAL SAUCEA MUMMA MIA

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AYYYYYYYYYYY I'M WALKIN' OVAH HERE

G A B A G O O L
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FUGGET ABOUT IT

CARMELLA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOR

Get a pastry box. Move it! That's better. Now fill with it with cannoli, shfooyadell, and napoleons.

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AAYYY, WASSA MATTA WICHU?!

thats not from an italian movie and the guy who improvised that line was a jew

get your shit right you fucking pleb

AIIIII PUCCIALI MEE LIVE-A WITH MI MAMMA UNTIL IM-A THIRTY-AAH UUH IIIIH

>at whas tha matta you?
you niggers dont even know how to racist trope correctly

I laughed a lot
Thank you.

SO THIS FUCKIN' NIGGER WALKS IN LIKE HE OWNS THE GOD DAMN PLACE, SO I LOOK AT JIMMY AND SAY "AY PISAN CHECK THIS OUT THIS FUCKIN MOULYIAN LOOKIN MOTHERFUCKA. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YA FUCKIN SPOOK."

ITSA MARISIMO ITSA FAMILY RECIPE

LITTLE BOY BLUE
HE NEED THE MONEY
OH

AYYY IM WALKIN HEAUHH OVA THEYYAUHH

Italians are more african than european, but theyve been trained by white masters to selfhate

SOME REAL BROOKLYN FUCKING PIZZO

ayy I'm walkin here

WHY SHOULD I RAISE SOME STUPID MEATBALL? MY DADDY AIN'T STICK AROUND FAH ME AND AS FAH AS I KNOW THAT CHICA WAS CRAZY ANYWAYS. SHE WANTED ME TO CUM INSIDE HA.
LORD ALFREDO. OOH.

AYYYYYA LAMAAOOOOOAAA.

ARE YOU CALLING ME FUNNY?
DO YOU THINK I'M A CLOWN SENT HERE TO AMUSE YOU?
DO MY NOSE HONK WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT AH SOMETHIN?
GET THIS MOTHERUCKER OUTTA HER JOHNNY.
SPUMONI!

HEEEYA!! GIMME DA PIECE A PIE-A!

AY MARIO LET'S GO RAPE THESE COLLEGE GIRLS OVER ON 5TH.
WHADDYA MEAN WHAT IF WE GET CAUGHT? WE GOT AT NIGHT YOU MORON. THEY'LL THINK SOME NIGGERS DID IT.

BOW TIE PASTA!

AYY SPONGE BOY. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HEEEAA. AIN'T YOU EVA BURY A BODY BEFORE? YOU GOTTA ROB HIM OF HIS CLOTHES AND JEWELERY SO WE CAN BUY MORE PASTA SAUCE BEFORE YOU PUT HIM UNDAH, YA NUT.

RAVIOLI!

EYYYYY SHADDUPA YO FACE

>there will never be comfy 1970-1990's mob movies ever again
Just pasta in my sleep already

EHH WASSA MATTA WITH YOU

PIZZA PASTA POPCORN ESPRESSO CAPPUCCINO

>movie about italians
dropped

PIZZA PIZZA

I KNOW I'D GO FROM RAGS TO RICHEEEEEES

this

ROUND AND ROUND WHILE WE'RE DANCING MY HEART MAKES US GLAD THAT WE'RE LIVING TODAY
EACH TIME I FEEL LIKE ROMANCING MY HEART ALWAYS GOES TIK-A-TEE TIK-A-TAY

BUM DE DE DE BUM DE DE DE BUM DE DE DE BUM
BUM DE DE DE BUM DE DE DE BUM DE DE DE BUM
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>Italian thread
>everyone starts doing Italian American
>fucking captcha joins in

WE WUZ EMPRAHS N SHIT

US WHITES ARE THE MASTER RACE
>he said wearing a pasta stained tank top, and posting on his mother's Internet connection from their hand-me-down New York hobbit hole they shared with his mother's three sisters' families.

youtube.com/watch?v=5Iba0az8Btc

>Besides, we don't even know if that's Chucky's finger.
>Dats his finger alright, I seen it on him a million times.

That fucking movie, man.

...

WE WUZ ROMAN AND SHIIEEEEET
>implying the Romans didnt mix themselves with North Africans and get black as fuck and the Muslims didn't dilute that to hell even further when Islam was born.
Damn pasta monkeys want to be white so bad.

MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY
TRIM THAT PUSSY IT'S SO DAMN HAIRY
OH

LITTLE JACK HORNER SAT IN THE CORNER EATING A PIZZA PIE
HE SHIT PEPPERONI, BLEW HIS FRIEND TONY AND WHIPED HIS MOUTH ON HIS TIE
OH

Andrew Dice Clay is clearly the greatest poet of his generation

He's jewish, not italian

I just responded to the other user who posted Dice because he always makes me giggle

my sides

AC2 was a great game

ME AND UNCLE LINGUINE ARE GONNA GO FOR A SWIM IN THE PASTA OUT BACK. YOU KEEP CRUSHING THE GRAPES BAREFOOT UP FRONT THO SIS. MAMMA STILL NEEDS WINE FOR THE PIZZA SHOP. WE'LL BE DONE WITH OUR BREAK SOON.

I'LL HAVE YOU SLEEPING WITH DA FISHES FOR THAT ONE.
RICOTTA

>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Says she's coming and will be home for dinner with the family
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!

it's a bit rough, but has potential. A- for effort.

My sides are gone

Go home and get your fuckin shinebox

YOU MOTHERFUCKIN COCK SUCKIN MUTT

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holy fUCK i lost it hard

fucking hell user

>implying it's not accurate of italians

BABEDIBIPO? BOBEDIBABEDIPO!

[hand gestures intensify]

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> telfon don'll never be a con

Italians, not even once

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

EYYYY! DR PAVOLA IMA CIAYAY! GET EM ON A BOARDA IM CALLING ITA INA! DONT FORGETA THE SPAGHETTI SOWS!

I fucking hate this place

FUCK YOU MAMA YOU AINT NEVAH HAPPY
THESE CLOOVS WILL IMPROOOV DA PASTA RIGHT AT THE END HEAA
UH MAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

>everyone thinks that italians love meatballs
>no one actually eat meatballs that often in italy, and meatballs in pasta arent a thing at all

IT'S A ME, A MARIO

IT'S A ME, A BILL WILSON

Meatballs are delicious tho, spaghetti without them is boring

We have ragu that is basically deconstructed meatballs.

Eddie Murphy can seriously do a spot on Italian, holy shit.
I can't watch this comedy routine and think it's the same guy who did Donkey in Shrek.

AYE BELIEVE IN AMERICA

>it's a Scorsese movie
>some vintage low rider rolls by playing Sympathy For The Devil
>the camera zooms into some deli where a customer is arguing with the wise guy behind the counter
>YOU GET DA FUCK OUTTA HERE BEFORE I CHOP OFF YOUR CANOLI WHO DA FUCK ARE YOU TO SAY DIS TO A NICE PAISAN TRYIN TA MAKE AN HONEST LIVIN
>narration begins
>We wasn't always like dis, we used to be good boys...
>cut to a drug deal in an alley
>gunfire
>guy gets shot and dies while others peel away in vintage low riders
>PLEASED TO MEET YOU, HOPE YOU GUESS MY NAME

IO SESSO TUA MAMMA
9 MESI DOPO LEI CAGA UNO STRONZO
CIAO FIGLIO COMO STAI FIGLIO

SALUTTI

im latte andando la salsa alfredo outta mia brotha luigis pene e poi metterlo in la pasta noi vendiamo ai newyorkesi idioti

holy shit

this is probably the best thread on this board in weeks, my sides are fucking obliterated and this; is a fucking masterpiece

AY TONY
I PREGO'D THIS CHICKS GABAGOOL
LOOKS LIKE SHE GOT SAUCED
AMIRITE?

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Daily reminder that italians are literally niggers