a scandinavian prostitute told me to get a tattoo over my dick, right beneath the belly.
trips decide what i choose
only rule:
- must be funny and not something like "fdhgffgjk", need quality or i wont do it
A scandinavian prostitute told me to get a tattoo over my dick, right beneath the belly
Logan Smith
Jaxson Jackson
ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER
Wyatt Scott
"Into Glory Ride" with the Manowar Hammer
Dominic Roberts
so close
Aaron Gutierrez
"MURDERER"
Carter Wood
"My dick killed more jews than Hitler"
Asher Price
"CONVICT"
Gabriel Gutierrez
"pretty wise"
Jacob Williams
"shit stabber"
Adam Ramirez
Welcome aboard
Levi Watson
"George W."
And then just never shave
Christopher Howard
"You're supposed to suck it"
Alexander Bailey
"I will own your ass bitch"
Caleb Hernandez
"Objects are closer than they appear"
Jackson Parker
Sup Forums enthusiast
Connor Bell
Caution Baby wiener below
Jason Bennett
Reroll
Christian Bailey
Roll
Austin Reyes
Why are you listening to life advice from a hooker, of all people? OP, you are a faggot.
Lucas Davis
"Checkpoint"
Kevin Rogers
Really Really Really Gay. Really
James Butler
"How can an angel break my heart?"
Jason Cook
I own moot's ass. He is my bitch.
Nolan Johnson
boring ass faggot
Connor Howard
My inchworm
Robert Parker
>doing what euro whores and Sup Forums tell you to do
I like it
Jason Moore
get this
Cooper Reyes
Sissy Clit
Nathan Price
Place upper lip here.
Evan Bailey
Orgasmatron
Evan Nelson
God is watching
Ayden Martin
'Deeper'
Justin Martin
or
"Your grandfather watches"
Ryder Gomez
Salad
Adam Walker
Dragon
Jason Young
Rolling for this
Michael Bailey
My dick must be this high for you to ride
Lincoln Peterson
"Check 'Em"
Bentley Gonzalez
If you can read this, you're too close.
Lincoln Bailey
add your number
Evan Moore
...
Angel King
two eyes
so that it looks like your dick is a nose
obviously you'll also have to get a pair of lips tattooed onto your nutsack
Easton Roberts
Meme
Easton Flores
toothpick
Jaxson Ward
gay retard
Jacob Torres
This
Colton Wilson
Your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you respond to this erection.
Mason Butler
winrar
Austin Gonzalez
please end my life
Angel Robinson
Juicy
Brody Flores
Haha XD
Hunter Bennett
ayy lmao
Logan Roberts
fdhgffgjk
Gabriel Cooper
Do it on your dick and for the tattoo "Metapod"
Juan Perez
FRAGILE
Austin Ramirez
Hey... thats pretty good
Daniel Garcia
Dingo Dongo
Jose Cox
AIDS dispenser
William Ramirez
m o i s t
Nicholas Walker
Get mjolnir. Because you put the hammer down.
Grayson Gutierrez
Would you like to talk about our saviour Lord Jesus Christ?
Jeremiah Miller
>welcome to the jungle
Jordan Ross
>doing what a whore told
Ryder Reed
tralala
Oliver Campbell
"Sonic's my name, speed's my game."
- Sonic the Hedgehog (Sega)
Carter Harris
Hitler did nothing wrong.
Bentley Miller
POST OP
Isaiah Johnson
This package is fragile
Ryder Ross
Don't tell daddy
Jason Barnes
Donkey Kong
Ethan White
FEEL THE BERN
Colton Bennett
rerollll
Luke Garcia
buttplug
Carter Taylor
Cucked
Zachary Ward
roll
Gabriel Gomez
Are you an angle? Because I think you're acute.
Robert Baker
"MEME"
Mason Butler
Paintrain
Isaiah Baker
You must be this tall to ride the Poz Dong
Xavier Bennett
ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER
Andrew Jones
It's not the size that matters.
Brandon James
Bush did 9/11
Sebastian Howard
This
Jeremiah Brown
Make America Great Again
Easton Brooks
Imagine I'm black
Tyler Fisher
dye hair green. Tat of sign 'Beware of Snakes in the Grass'
Owen Powell
JUICY
Parker Torres
T-BONE
Kevin Wright
Long Titty Fart
Nathan Miller
#1 Dr Who fan
Chase Sullivan
Toys and candy this way
Gabriel Lee
Boys love me
Ian Williams
roll for this
Elijah Ortiz
Look At My Rocket Man
Hunter Lewis
nothing
Ethan Brooks
Rerolll
Kevin Fisher
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
Lincoln Gonzalez
Built for comfort, not for speed
Juan Wood
Keemfag detected
Anthony Ross
MONEY MAKER