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she bettercome soon. i told her not after 9:30 or 10

Tell her you're gonna spank her if she's not on time

peen

Bait thread. No op here

Let me at that stink mitten you fucking whore

you must not have been in the last two threads faggot

tell her you are posting this on internet

And fags

Op, you have a winrar in another fake thread.

Or the other bait thread currently running? Faggot? Been watching from the start. Been awesome. I was telling the op to post fucking no roll rules to stop the flooding and confusion

im giving myself a boner over here

OP, there is a different thread with some solid gets already. Go there.

Woo! Op back!

Can I have a peak at your kitty so I can jack off real quick so I don't nut in 5 seconds after we start.

Do you like my boi pu- kitkat?

its not mine. some cuck actually made a thread acting like me? how will he ever deliver?

btw how do you get rid of herpes

Give me that tight little ass or I'll settle for my neighbors

reroll, I meant genital warts

The bullshit that current popular websites think constitutes "porn for women" is just typical porn but slower. I want a site that caters to hetero women.

I would call it The Female Gaze and have average looking women and sexy-as-hell men. Eh and also sexy-as-hell women.

80%+ of the camera time would focus on the man (or men). There would be no fake moaning or clit slapping bullshit, no videos with men's faces blurred, and a zero-tolerance policy on nails that do not belong close to a vagina (be they sharp or dirty).

The actors would be paid an initial amount plus commission in perpetuity. None of this one-time-$300 payment crap that 18 year olds with no financial education get duped into for performances that get millions of views.

I would have the following categories:

POV (women's pov, not what it means in current porn)

Muscular

Rough

Really Rough

Dialogue - sensual

Dialogue - dirty

BDSM & Humiliation

Loving

Scenario / Storyline

The Female Gays (real lesbians, courtesy of katie4)

Now, I'm not ballsy enough to drop my career and start a porn site, but I sure as hell wish something like this would catch on soon; I know there's a high demand for it. And on top of straight women getting great porn, imagine how much better the average guy would be at sex if they had access to videos of what actual women like!

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Let me just skeet in your pussy. Jesus is the only protection we need...

How about I use your vagina as a condom?

WINRAR

Anyone have that batman picture? Looks funny as fuck.

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forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

I'm fantasizing about licking your tight little asshole

Hero's swim in the red seas, a demigod will drink of them.

All you fags falling for this. His "gf" is obviously just a friend who's in on this.

WINRAR

Rolling for this

Winrar

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Checking myself

Shut up, fag

Send me a pic of yours and I will never (ever) use the P word again. Deal?

You autistic faggots are still here? Fuck you're retarded.

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Well. We will wait for this reply and see. But I'm about to bang some poon. Will post one more pic and then if there are any others , it's not me. It's been real

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Literally "100 post later" quote dubs

Send me a pic of you peeing

Knock knock, spread em wide and let me in, I'm gonna ravage that little vagina like I ravaged the fucking Vaseline. Then I'm gonna eat your fucking titties

Any guys you want me to invite over?

On second thought im to tired night

Reroll for this

if you don't post OC pic of GF vagoo with reference to this thread later, you're an actual faggot

Best part is I'm the op dubs as well

Yw for the pussy op. Tell us how it went l8r.
Send pic if dubs.

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Winrar!!!!!

Damn, we about to get a Sup Forumsrother laid tonight

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but bring one of your friends i'm gonna need two bitches tonight

Winrar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry my dad was using my iPhone, I'm not at home bby :(

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That pussy better be bald like Caillou when you get here. May want to clean up around the back door, too. Daddy's feeling freaky tonight.

no you're not faggot

it's his girlfriend fucking moron you're not getting anyone anything

roll for

Win op deliver fits perfectly

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Nevermind i have a freind coming over ill text you later

This was her reply. I'm out dudes. Was fun. Don't let some other gay op fool you. It won't be me

Win op tell her this b4 she responds

Fuck you, NIGGER

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Rolling

lol. i could bang anytime tbh.

truth

Godspeed OP, tell us how it goes tomorrow

Lol ok. Whatever helps you user.

Yes! Tell her "reroll for this"
Stupid faggot

See ya