You're not going to spend yet another year on Sup Forums are you, user?

You're not going to spend yet another year on Sup Forums are you, user?

Oh man maybe I should go out like maybe to a nightclub or something, oh wait...

You could read a book or visit the mosque

25 now, so there is no other option

Same. tfw I've been here my whole adulthood

>Wasted my entire teenage years on vidya and Sup Forums

You still have your twenties to enjoy. h-heh
;_;

i have blacked out for 40 hours, skipping my new years eve

Become a normie while you still have a chance

Who else was a normie until they graduated college?

>wasted youth doing just that
>well if you arent social then you must be very smart!
>did poorly in school
>did poorly everywhere
>failure

A friend invited me to her party at around 11 pm, but I turned that down to shitpost with my Sup Forums friends

At least you've got friends.

>friends

But this is like the only place I could be truly myself. I don't think I'll be leaving this place anytime soon. Normies are such cunts and we can't stand each other.

Thanks for keeping us company user

You're damn right I am.

Real life conversations are too boring most of the time and you can't always choose what subject to engage in or that you have to listen to. Sup Forums is a superior form of social interaction for those picky socializers. You can skip or filter anything that doesn't interest you.

That's cause you're a fapper. Fapping consumes the soul.

How many manhours have been spent on Sup Forums, I wonder.

I don't even feel safe on Sup Forums anymore, there are more normalfags here than there ever was since Sup Forums got the influx of newfags.

I could go to Wizardchan, but it's too slow to keep my company.

If this is what you consider normal, ya dump wop.

I'm actually a pretty new arrival (to this board) and I love you guys, so no.

Oh God go, we made this board to be rid of you autists

How did that happen

>we made this board to be rid of you autists
Says who?
Dumb normalfag.

Face it, browsing Sup Forums will never be considered normal in a social environment, I'll be glad to keep it that way.

Yes this too is one of reasons why I don't leave here

If you're a Francesco Tuoni Pene it is. He can make anything cool.

What are the other reasons?

At least I got a handjob on the bus today, that's more than last year
And the last 20 come to think of it

I'll probably also go to Sup Forums and Sup Forums

seconal and ambien

>Wasting semen.
Good goy.

is that fun

well i said it. i can't stand normies and their pretentiousness, normies can't stand my lack of interest in their lives.

Asians can never be normal.

Like all addictions, you don't just stop cold turkey. I'll just decrease the amount of time on here until I've moved on

moved on to what

I didn't spend the previous one either.

Internet is my home, pls no bullies.

...

My life, or whatever good I can salvage from it

Bonne chance et Dieu vous garde user

>
n-no

if you want to get fucked up, yeah

I might kill myself.