So I went to the pool for the first time this year and bought some new swim trunks. Got into the water for a while then got out. Went to rinse of the chlorine using one of those outdoor showers. Life guard came to while I was walking to my bench.
Lifeguard:You need to leave now Me: wtf why? Lifeguard: we can see through swim shorts. Me: *look down see dick exposed* >>public pool >>kids everywhere >>shit
Went to get my stuff and wrap a towel around me. While I was leaving some bitch lady said police need to come to the lifeguard. Got the hell out of there before anything else happened.
Lesson of the story don't buy cheap swim trunks online. If you do test them. Pic related it was kinda like that see through
Nothing involving swim trunks but I got caught taking a piss in a a park when I was drunk at like 3am by some lady. She kept saying shit like "what if there were children around"
Jason Bennett
>OP had to search for "see through swim trunks on men" >Confirmed Faggot.
Ethan Martinez
>woman calling the police because somebody has slightly see through trunks
sure, im sure this happened.
Kayden Thomas
I know too many soccer moms that would do this,.
Charles James
Are you really this stupid?
Noah Myers
are you?
Eli Rivera
Only on thursdays. how's it like being stupid everyday?
Lucas Martin
what's stupid is thinking people call the police because they notice a somewhat visible dick for 45 seconds when some kid gets out of a pool
Dylan Rivera
ay that lil dik
Austin Gutierrez
I piss in the park all the time. Like wow, a guy pissing on a tree. They'll be scarred for life.
Tyler Hall
...
Parker Harris
It was 3am too
Christopher Brooks
I'm a tranny and my tuck came undone at the beach before and like 50 people saw my penis, I took 10 sleeping pills that night trying to kill myself.
Mason White
have you never met a self righteous soccer mom with a mudshark haircut living in the suburbs
Isaiah Taylor
yes
Grayson Morales
yikes
Cameron Jones
yikes indeed, I passed the whole day as a girl, my girlfriends never knew I'm trans. When I got hit by a small wave my new life I made had ended. I had to move to Portland and I didn't want to.
Evan Murphy
I go for walks every night and walk around public parks completely naked. I fucking love it.
The park I go to the most has houses along one edge of it as well so anyone looking out their windows could see me walking around completely naked.
I go between 1:30 and 3:00 every night.
I'm about to for tonights walk very sooon
Jack Cooper
This Even the most busybody busybodies wouldn't react that strongly in this circumstance. And if they had they would have personally confronted op
Henry Morris
Post pics to see how passable u are also u move after the incident or b4
Nolan Fisher
found the psychotic fucker
can't believe these fucks exist
Isaac Adams
Good. Waste your life trannyfaggot.
Dominic Gutierrez
did it look like this?
Thomas Jenkins
Hey man he's not hurting anyone
Lincoln Davis
Clearly you are not an american.
Chase Martin
sauce on dat?
Oliver Watson
Went to visit a friend to his town, he invited me to go try the sauna, since I never did it (mountain town, so sauna when outside is snowing and shit
From 20/30 mts of distance, wee see a friend of his (really hot girl by the way), while we wave at her my towel decides it's time to drop off
desperately trying to reach it but failing covering myself while getting it from the floor both my friend and the girl laughing their asses off because of the face I did while this was happening
Gavin Lopez
yes
Christopher Harris
Ignorance is bliss, eh?
Caleb Rivera
samefag
Bentley King
"Need only accelerate nailed I get gun empty really" doesn't make much sense m8
Blake White
>Need more beer >Only had about 20-30 so far that day >Take some coke to make sure Im ok to drive >Accelerate down the road at high speeds because its fucking fun >Nailed by a speed trap >I got more drugs in the car and a gun too, also the car is "borrowed" some might say stolen fuck! >Get pulled over >Gun in my cupholder >Empty the clip on the pig and speed away >Really glad the car I was in had no plates
-read the first word in each line
Xavier Diaz
the take doesn't help :/
Jackson Nguyen
God damnit. I need another beer.
Nicholas Hall
does shit like this actually happen or what?
no witness no crime??
Jayden Brown
I'm in Portland, it seems the perfect city to live as a transgirl, no-one here gives a fuck
Liam Williams
Atleast mine isnt see thru but I freeball you can see my junk (dickhead and cock swinging thru my thin shorts) legal
Nicholas Sanders
its why I came here, most trans friendly place on the west coast
Jayden Jones
typical tranny, mental disaster
you created the whole problem yourself by hiding the fact that you were trans. they were never your true friends because you never told the truth. so your solution is move away in shame because you're fucked in the head?
Caleb Johnson
The upside of Portland is it's friendly, open minded and the foods good. Downside is it's overpriced and full of idiots
Want a beer sometime, or a hard dick in your ass
Benjamin Harris
>or a hard dick in your ass oh user don't make me blush
shut up, I bet you are a tranny in denial yourself
Benjamin Martin
>visit pool in sweden >leer at underage girls >grope women with 3" boner poking out of speedos >sexual emergency >rape little boy in the shower >shit in the sink >women clap and congratulate me for being a refugee >get more free money >police come and arrest white males for not checking their privilege >jump on my camel and ride away
Justin Green
>-read the first word in each line >read the first word >first word >word
Jayden Clark
>3am >children get rekt grandma...
Kayden Kelly
...
Connor Stewart
Not user you replied to, but kys. the Ts in LGBT ought to be fucking stoned
James Cooper
>lifeguard: we can see through swim shorts. your grammar makes it sound like they are an alien race that has xray vision
Oliver Young
Rape!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samuel Allen
Need Only Take Accelerate Nailed I Get Gun Empty Really
*Read first LETTER of each first word because OP doesn't know difference between letters and words when making anagrams*
Thomas Clark
If 'Duhmerica and arrested or cited for this, you'll be registered as a sex offender
Austin Reyes
well can't say I don't watch some sissy vids from time to time
Dylan Murphy
Why get them stoned?
Ethan Thomas
Well explain evacuation from hurricanes, see everyone pissing and pooping traffic not moving
Jace Gray
pics. n-no homo
Hunter Wood
They only judge people by the length of their armpit hair
Chase Gomez
I was drunk and walked naked thru a apt complex with a full on boner. Best fun ever.
Reading is comprehension, nigger! Are rednecks getting arrested for pissing on the side of the road while stuck in (hurricanes) traffic?!?! No. Now jump off a bridge. Then impale yourself while choking on a pink dildo.
Ian Edwards
"multiple people disagree with me? preposterous, must be the same person posing as multiple posters. yes thats it."
Andrew Moore
You underestimate busy bodies, bro. I was in California and some bitch housewife called the cops on me for stepping one foot onto her lawn. I was using the sidewalk and barely stepped off, then went to her neighbor's (my friend) house. About 30 minutes later a cop showed up and told me the bitch called the cops for a "trespassing."
Luke Lee
>be me >drunk >grinding with older lady at club >3am rolls around >take her home >take her to pound town at home >cum on her face >she slaps me >she asks what if children were around >she calls the cops, says I endangered children with my sexual perversion >I am now a registered sex offender >she and the law are right though, if there was a child watching that would have been tramatic >good thing they nailed me before I fucked up a child by teaching them about sex a year earlier than they would have learned from their friends or by proving that what they heard from their friends was true >that would be way worse than my punishment.
Jaxon Stewart
This made me dry heave. You are a fucking abomination and the fact that this surgery sanctioned mutilation is socially acceptable worries me ever so. Hopefully (?) you're one of the minority who doesn't regret it vehemently or wind up killing themselves...
Carson Davis
samefag
Carter Jones
>housewife's
They love to fuck everyone except their husband
ammiright
Easton Hall
>be me >19 >outside a bar >having a smoke >guy walks up and asks to borrow lighter >reach into pocket to get lighter >second hand goes into pocket he swings at me >i try to dodge by get clipped on nose >pull hand out of pocket >we start beating the shit out of each other >dont rightly remember how but i have him on the ground >start bashing him in the head >i get up and start kicking him >real fucking pissed and drunk >hear someone screaming to stop >bitch is scream shes calling the cops >turn around shes actually on the phone >i start running
Jaxon Sullivan
Get a stronger stomach, I've seen actual vaginas that look worse than that. I'd just say to be more regular wish shaving
Jose Murphy
no, no, anonfag. i'm afraid you're confusing it with "same brand of stupidity. doesn't matter who the faggots are. samefag. yes that's it."
also, stop samefagging, faggot
Austin Ortiz
am trans. 100% would kill myself if that happened.
Andrew Cox
you fucking lazy bum. stop waiting for things to happen and just do it already.
John Martinez
stfu lmao. most trans people who kill themselves kill themselves post op are usually unsatisfied with the results, not because of regret, but for not doing it sooner and not starting hrt sooner. the raye of regret is marginal. and the Hannibal movie was accurate. transgender (transvestites, as they were referred to in recent past) are Inherently non violent. and not to mention, trans girls in specific are generally anti sjw because of sjw not aupporting trans women, but supporting trans men
Camden Johnson
Dat refugee bit.
Michael James
>not a bum >have a job >15$ an hour > 42 hour work week > taking the the bar next year
Joseph White
so why did he swing at you
Lincoln Powell
>are usually unsatisfied with the results, not because of regret as if that makes it better. you trannies should all just kys. at least other faggots aren't retarded enough to become trans and are comfortable in their own skin
Ethan Morales
Yet you still haven't killed yourself
Leo Phillips
i actually had no clue, all i remember is he asked for the lighter and when i stuck my hand in pocket he just fucking swung at me.
Brandon Young
HAHAHAHA AMERICA
Ethan Johnson
you do realise the only reason why pussy are attractive is because its feminine/baby skin and on an actual female?
Fuck me a shemale with a large cock is 10x more attractive
Camden Hill
Probably was an attempt to rob you. could've been a setup too if the bitch was in on it
Jose Rodriguez
friendly reminder that committing suicide is illegal. you'll go arrested
Parker Scott
Pardon me but 3rd grade was hard for me
>off to my corner all alone
Caleb Williams
Are you sure we wouldn't come arrested instead?
Cooper Green
Kill yourself.
Benjamin Rivera
in anycase i came off better than he did. never went back to that bar and never tried to find out anything else about what happened.
Nicholas Turner
It's the perfect place to end your psychotic little existence.
Easton Murphy
Similar, but instead trying call the police for exposing myself, for touching girls butt underwater.
Their parents were a bit upset.
Landon Lee
I remove the mesh net in my swimsuit, others have said it peeks out under water
Jackson Baker
Yeah, fuck it. I got mugged. I got beat the shit out of. I hope I fucked him up but honestly dont remember. All I remember after the first punch is I walked to the closest hospital under my won power and had my phone, ID, all my cash and all my CCS. No point in dwelling on it unless you can prove who did it and want to and are able to fuck them up for it through the legal system.
My mugger was an obvious drug addict. I would be surprised if he didnt OD years ago.
Jackson Baker
OP's real question is "does anyone else wear super gay looking swim trunks?"
Jaxon Martin
I have, but isnt cool when getting boners and no towel lol
Jeremiah Morgan
wear a mask and streak at that palce screaming "sex is penis in vagina!!!"
Nolan Jackson
welcome to America, where any little bit of nudity is considered as bad.
if you had done that shit in Germany no one would have cared.
That's one way the Germans actually did manage to become superior to the rest of the world.
Nolan Gutierrez
awwww, thats kinda cute, would have def got your number.
