Ask someone whos going under the knife today anything

ask someone whos going under the knife today anything

How does the knife look like?

Please don't cut your penis off. It's not worth it.

Across the road or down the street?

go over the knife - it's easier.

can i have ur shit when you die?

Okay, I'll ask the obvious. Why are you getting surgery?

OP forgot to noko his own thread.

its basically a minor nose job, plus airway surgery. I have a 90% deviated septum and they gotta fix that shit. the actual plastic surgery part is minor, they're just shaving down the bump a little

How does it feel not being able to breathe properly you faggot?

Fuck. How could this have never occurred to me...

you know when your nose gets stuffed up during that beautiful time of the year when the pollen count is up? like that except 24 hours 7 days a week mother fucker

I don't envy you know, but I do envy the relief you'll feel when they pull the packing out of your nose when it fully heals.

OP even shaving the bump down and changing your name to John Stewart or similar you will still be a kike

still gonna be ITALIAN

Would you consider cutting your penis off?

if I had one then probably

Do you shave your pubic hair?

Would you consider blowing an unwashed dick?

How fat are you?

How was your day?

yes, probably not, I'm eh, 5'8 and 140 pounds, it was pretty shitty since I'm pretty scared to go under the anesthetic tomorrow, or rather in 5 hours

>it was pretty shitty since I'm pretty scared to go under the anesthetic tomorrow
It will be fine. I had some minor surgery done and had to go under.

okay. Thanks, user

Do you finger your ass?

my boyfriend has done it to me, but I rarely do it on my own

Did it help with constipation?