Just started binging the The Impossible Mission movies. Tom Cruise is at his top form!

Just started binging the The Impossible Mission movies. Tom Cruise is at his top form!

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Watch Edge of Tomorrow

My fav franchise tbhwy

4>5>3>1>2

fight me you fucking faggots

4=5 > 1 > 3 > 2

4 > 1 > 5 > 2 > 3

Nononono
3>5>2>4>1

4>1>3>5>2

i will say the opera scene with two different competing snipers in 5 was bordering on kino.

also props to cruise for putting his actual body in real danger on several occasions. hanging off an airplane during take off, holding his breath upwards of 2 minutes... the guy is old but still kicking large quantities of ass.

Mission Impossible movies > Bond movies

Less cringe, better stories, more fun, more kino. And of coure much better action and not fucking SJW fest.

Opera scene was retarded, there was no suspense in the film and the they reused the mask trope AGAIN

The first two films were great for different reasons but the rest were formulaic cash ins borrowing the worst elements of new bond

My favourite thing about these movies is that they all have different directors and they're all different in style so I'm a bit concerned that the same guy is doing 6 as well. Even though 5 was great

MI5 was such a better movie than spectre. how does that happen?

like holy fuck how did bond get so BORING. nothing happened aside from the opening.

Fuck you underaged faggots. 1st will always be the best

t. Grandpa

Jesus Fucking Christ.

DePalma made the best Mission Impossible in the original movie. You stupid fucking faggots can rank the sequels however you want but not ranking the first one at #1 is not only a travesty, but an insult. Retarded, fucking plebs the lot of you.

Fuck you.

>muh wire trapeze infiltration
fuck off with your nostalgia

1 is slow, dull, and devoid of life. brad bird came in and jumpstarted the series.

That train tunnel scene is the dumbest thing in the series and the cgi is dogshit

>they reused the mask trope AGAIN

that's like complaining about james bond drinking martinis in all his films. The masks are a core part of the series bruh, of course they're gonna bring it back

>That train tunnel scene is the dumbest thing in the series
The motorbike dueling scene is way worse. Matter of fact, Mission Impossible II as a whole is the stupidest thing ever and that includes your stupid fucking face, you stupid fucking imbecile.

>hating on John Woo, the best action director ever
Stupid fucking faggot

>motorbike dueling scene is way worse
At least its actuall possible though. You cant fly a helicopter through a fucking train tunnel and it wouldn't just shake slightly after the tail rotor catching the roof. It would crash

fucking hell all these typos from you morons.

This is, obviously, what you all mean:

1 >>>>> > 2

Nah

1 is not an enjoyable movie.

Woo is amazing but you gotta admit he kinda went full retard in a few places in MI:2

>thinking of action scenes and then writing the script around them
BRAVO

>muh realism
fucking hell you're two bitch slaps away from being clinically retarded you absolute fuckin twat.

>Using >muh as an argument

>using le trashman image as a rebuttal
nice, cool image bank you got there you fucking cock gobbling fuck

>Literally lost the argument and resulted to hurling insults as much as possible

you're clearly the madder person in the argument, just stop brah

1 > 2 > 4 > 3=5

You lost the argument by regarding Mission Impossible above fucking anything you stupid fucking shit, I've been just hurling insults at you because you deserve to be scolded for your awful fucking shitty taste you incredibly stupid faggot.

I only really like the first one as a whole. The last two are only noteworthy for some great action sequences and stunts.

Oh I am laffin

>how did bond get so BORING.
Bourne happened. Man from uncle and mi5 were better bond movies then we've had in over a decade.

>man from uncle better than casino royal

dude wat

I'm not saying casino was bad or awful but personally i found it to be pretty joyless and not that entertaining, while man from uncle had a lot of fun with the premise. Plus its time period means it could get away with that classic bond feeling (cold war ftw).

I get what you mean. Bond has a certain formula and tropes it has to adhere to while man from uncle could just say "fuck it" and have fun with the premise and setting

there are people who dont rank the 1 as the best one.

there are people who think brad bird did a good job


the jj abarams one is pretty fun, seymoor did a great job giving life to a flat movie.

other than that yea cruise is the man, but serioulsy this board is filled with fukcing pleb it's disgusting

this tbqh

>Bond has a certain formula and tropes it has to adhere to
And most of those dont work in a post cold war world.

Also i am talking from a purely subjective and personal standpoint of my own enjoyment of the movies. I grew up with moore and later brosnan, and the last few bond movies never clicked with me. They all have things i like but don't work as a whole.

What's with all the /Woo/ hate?

How can you not enjoy perfectly timed doves and such?

My only issue is some lazy stuntwork and a boring 1st half. When they finally get to the building infiltration it's way better, also Thandie Newton ain't the best MI girl but I got to give her credit for being willing to sacrifice herself and fuck over the villain's plan.

dude's henchman is like Tom Cruise's cousin

Rememberm Tom can roll with the joke when he wants to.

Tom gives zero fucks about being a manlet. He knows he's alpha as fuck.

5>4>1>2>3

This, Tom Cruise is so fucking based.

You literally cannot bruise the Cruise

found the manlets

You're god damn right

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Bonds needs a refresh badly at this point. Honestly it hasn't been entertaining since Royale. The rest were dogshit except Skyfall which was mediocre. I honestly thought I was sitting through some Dark Knight knockoff watching Skyfall. Even some of the music started sounding like TDK in some parts.

>That composure after he spins
Does nothing frighten him?

Guy gets off on adrenaline bursts.

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ghost protocol is the shit

Scaring his momma.

that southern belle accent :3

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1 > gap as wide as ur mums ass > 3;4 > 5 > gap as wide as ur mums ass > 2

1>4>5>3>2

Nothing on any of the subsequent movies can beat that noir feel of the first movie.
Best cast, best antagonist, stakes high as fuck.

Seriously the rhythm and narrative of the first one are excellent.

4 does have it's moments and i love how it goes back to say "it's about the team, not the tech and gadgets" and the cast is pretty good, and it really works as an actualization of the series to the current state of the genre but that just isn't enough to beat one.

5 is good but not as good as 4 and 2 and 3 suck. 2 because the John Woo style doesn't work for it and 3 because the plot was silly as fuck and it went too personal and dramatic and shitty.

How can anyone not like him?

Binging MIs is the best way to do it. I was way too nostalgic about MI1 thinking it was actually serious: it's the perfect agent/cheese as are the other movies.

MI2 deserves a special mention because it is universally so hated. Just think about the first Cruise scene and how his orders are shot with a fucking RPG at him: perfect Arnol.. I mean Cruise movie. It also has the best protagonist/antagonist/love triangle of any movie.

I almost agree with you apart from your hatred of 3.

Mission Impossible 2 is the best film ever made.

I wish he didn't have the shades on when he explains the throttle is like a bike's Tom eyes must have shone like galaxies

Nope

>he did that 8 times
what a mad man

...

Not that guy but 3 is kind of off for me too. The scenes at the Kremlin are good but other than that...also PSH wasn't a good villain. Fucking Rabbit Foot's bullshit.

I'm really expecting that at some point a stunt will go wrong and Tom gets fucked up but months later comes out as the world's first cyborg still not gay tho

But the opening with tears running down Cruise's face, so scared for his wife's life was really well acted.

Also

>Who are you? What's your name? Do you have a wife? A girlfriend? Because if you do, I'm gonna find her. I'm gonna hurt her. I'm gonna make her bleed, and cry, and call out your name. And then I'm gonna find you,and kill you right in front of her.

>mfw that scene

It was and I don't hate the movie, it's just not as good as 1, 4 or 5.

>bond
>SJW

I know you're shitposting but come the fuck on.

3 is better than 2 4 and 5.

just rewatch it maybe.

and the rabbit foot is a cool plot device i think.
also that opening scene when he rescue the girl with adrenaline, clean a whole factory, then escape, the whole tension when he have to zap her while the chopper is avoiding missile, nah it's a good film mate

This.

Bond is known to have lot of rapey like scenes. Skyfall got lots of feminists raging due to Bond sleeping with that ex human trafficked female.

I think the reason they prefer 4 and 5 over 3 is cos 3 didnt have stealth like the original had.

But still 3 no doubt is a great one and far better than the mess that 2 was.

80s tv series>60s tv series> 1>5>4>3>2

Tom Cruise is a REAL live superspy, holy shit man.

Ooh, that 80s series is a nice bit of nostalgia for me.

On a related note...best M:I theme?

I'd say Rogue Nation's take the cake.

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Instrumental and only instrumental

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I'm 7'5 come at me

>tfw Mission: Impossible 2 not only is the worse of the bunch but it also has the worst soundtrack

impressive

I myself don't like 3 because of the dramatic personal plot. The whole "do it for your wife" thing. I think it's an attempt to make it more dramatic and estate that more important than saving the world is saving the ones you love... which on paper sounds great but it just doesn't work, at least not for me.

Might have worked with other actors or a different approach... or even could work for other movies but not for MI.

It's like when the new Bond movies try to imitate Bourne. Bourne style works for Bourne but not for Bond to me.

When a movie is part of a saga that always put some expectations in there. To me 2 and 3 where trying to find a tone for the franchise that was different from 1 because 1 is just something else, it's espionage from another time closer to noir genre.

4 got it. Got a tone that worked, a rhythm that while different from one was enjoyable on it's own and 5 just repeated.

I still like 1 the best but i think it would fail to capture today's audiences.

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Why is it called mission impossible when they are indeed possible? In fact, why would you even attempt a mission that, by definition, cannot be completed? Shouldn't it be called mission improbable?

Control? Yes, we have a retard here.