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what that about?

Doesn't even know what a fucking pop flash is, stops defusing even though he had defuse and even if he didn't he would have died anyway fucking autistic ass 40 year old fatass retards is what you'll find when you play csgo

This is the best time to post.

This is why people should read books

Guess who has two thumbs and a spinal disc extrusion?

Its based off of a Stephen King novel about aliens that come out of people's butts.

this must be why you play csgo

Now? You're joking right now, right?

too tard to read

lol wut WUT

Sure, yes. I agree completely

I had the sickest fucking flick ever too that game and was carrying until retard couldn't hold e on a fucking bomb
?

The aliens are called shit-weasels.

He's not joking
It was a pretty shitty movie, excuse the pun

No. It's the best time because I'm posting.

because you are a 40 year old virgin, or whatever you said. i did not read all of it.

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good lord

yes! am a 40 year old virgin
obviously

If you're going to rim someone, shave your face please. Prickly bits are no fun back there.

At least shampoo and condition your facial hair anyway.

i can imagine it being a bit uncomfy

King has come on record saying he regrets the book, and it was the oxycontin's fault.

Start small. Then work your way up
I don't believe this

Uh, well ok then
Think I'm gonna go get something to drink, see you later

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Yes, It's also not great for blowjobs either.

jajajajajaja

where do i start?

sup?

that never bothered me

awake

waiting around to get ready to go to work

"War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy or "Green Eggs & Ham" by Dr. Seuss

sup faggots. How is everyone?

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new weezer sounds like an anime credits

I'm not a fan of Dr. Seuss. its a bit too complex

very tired
how are you chico?

I just got told I can't go in to work for over a week

asleep

that's not good

It's a matter of someone having rough and course facial hair.

i should be. you wake up too early.

Who the fuck has course rough facial hair? My beard is like the softest silk.

Why are you tired. And im good.

some people are different from you

I know right? and I'd only just gotten a good weekend full of shifts. This is suffering.

had my dick sucked many a time from a bearded faggot. beard was fuzzy but it never seemed to bother the dick or notice it

not sure why. been more tired than usual. what you been up to today?

When I ask this question I never get any respone. I'm fine, how're you yourself?

I've got WORK to do

I'm in the opposite boat, I want to take some time off from work for a while

Gib cock.

Impossible. All people are the same.

you can have my spine if you want. slightly used.

fuuuuuuccckkk

STUPID NAMESYNC, AGAIN

"Everybody Poops" might be up your alley
Fine, how are you?
Why do you hate me Snarf?

noooooo thanks

meeeeeeee

I thought you were leaving.

Just went to get something to drink, wasn't sure if I was gonna be back or not

i dont like poops though. no me gusta

Damn, I thought I'd almost gotten away with it

Because of the shit-weasels.

Interesting. You're not sure about a lot, are you?

living the dream. going back to construction starting monday.
fuck you perv.
living the dream.

Maaaybe, I'm not sure

you dont want my pathetic cock

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it has 3/5 stars on netlfix

That's the idea.

It doesn't deserve it.

Well, good luck with that! Or as someone here likes to put it, good PERSISTANCE with that
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^^^^^^
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I'm talking about you ;)

Read Huck Finn. And I'm pretty sure Penny Dreadful season 2 is on Netflix
You can't pin that shit on me. I didn't write it
Sex, Drugs, Rock n Roll, Guns, and America?

You've lost me.

I just want some lovin'

i will see this later

i fucking hated that story
well I'l be a shit covered dick. when i checked at first it wasnt there i swear! how fantastic!

i couldnt find the tuba part

>tfw no one to love

Uh blurgh, okay

Start watching

getting real tired of your shit carlos.

What did you get to drink?

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First I was afriaid, I was petrified...

nop es time for bed

Is this trip working?

Just water, for not tasting anything it's sure great when you're thirsty

Thought I'd never get to order McDonald's golden fries.

One of my favourite songs, thanks mate

yesssssssssssssssssss nice trip

Water is perhaps the greatest thing when you are thirsty.

That's good.
How are you?

I want to impregnate a furry twink

tired. sore.
sup with you bbtiger?

jizzes on your butt

i wish to be impregnated, a furry, and a twink

We all know you went back in time and caused the car accident that inspired King to write this crap.

Indeed

impregnate me

Who is your favorite artist?

No
Hello
This sounds awful
Wasn't me

You mean artist as in painter or musical artist?

Tire sore?? From a intensive workout i hope :)
Just catching up on a few bills and stuff.
Got my house sale monies now so i'm temporally rich.

Painter or sculptor.

Hey Frank, how's life?