Waifu claiming thread
Previous:Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only one Waifu/Husbando pe user
>Use your Waifu/Husbando to communicate
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualized content
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>or don't I can't enforce it
>Socialize
>Most important: Have fun
Alice Claimed
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Miho claimed
Claiming best girlie!
You're filthy scum.
Goodnight Galko.
Good luck.
>Best idol claimed.
I hope you can take a vacation soon beautiful. I'll talk to you soon, got to switch busses now.
You're cancer
Nuh uh!
>Spider a cute
NOPE! NOOOOOOOPE!
Jesus, I can't really speak seing as how I've been playing WoWs so much.
You'd think so, but not really. Most things are just crazy homeless people not wanting to leave.
>Obligatory filthy early bake
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone
Yeah i won two more and lost the last one cuz they grouped us with a bunch of 25 unranked.
It was terrible
Im seriousely sorry for bringing you into that shit show. I usually play with gameboy but the other dudes i havent rolled with before dudes were terrible and fuck coolmike.
Hes like Go 2 winstons and 2 lucios you cant lose
we lose.
still here
Same. How was your day qt?
Fuck off
Fuck off syndra
I'm addicted please send help.
How's it gping?
Rolling For ERP!
no u
Noose self
Rolling for you to kill your self.
daily reminder your a cute
filthy early bakes all day
(megumeme)
there's still time
(user)
hey user whats up?
Hey, I was only calling you filthy scum because in the rules it said to compliment new people with sarcasm. Don't have to be so hostile.
its gping. i miss not working
No
You lose!
Alrighty love. See you soon.
WB? Sorry I don't understand.
You should find some, just don't overtake it.
Ah nice, I'm to start very soon on that gym thing since it's opened 24/7. After work I'll just head there.
Help out the community is a thoughtful thing to do, I dod that when a tornado had here a few years back.
It's okay to be a little lazy ja.
Oh that, they do the same for jobs I'm familiar with. What do you do?
Wow expected more....
Can it be dangerous?
Night and take care.
Fuck off. No one likes you, you're fucking cancer.
Yes.
Hows the The great Pallet Jack war of 2016 going?
Yeah, being neet was a lot more fun.
>How do Neet?
No
Well, addicted to a game is better than lewding everything that moves I think.
Sometimes, generally if I think the danger is more than I can be bothered with, I just call the cops and they deal with it.
WB = Welcome back
>complaining about people without revealing who you are
>calling others cancer
Okay, did i hurt my little delicate flower? Does baby have a booboo?
>seriously fuck off
Have a pint of bleach
Go to bed, Ruri.
Oh discount karen~chan :v)
It's literally what I just done. Good job at retelling.
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>Still lewding a good bit.
>It's gotten me killed a few times.
Just accept it.
anything they tell me. i dont have an assigned job.
horrible i swear if i leave it for 5 minutes its gone.
collect government checks or find someone rich to provide for you?
Good god what a day today was
Don't have to be so hostile dude! Was just asking how your day was.
Kirara claimd
I only accept it from one, and one person only.
Night.
Kek. It's all good my man. I'll admit, those matches were kinda fucked and yeah the group wasn't like the one before but eh whatever. Yeah that strategy didn't work out at all.
I feel like I dishonored Genji however.
Looking to get some mad gainz huh? That's cool though, working out always has it's benefits.
Yeah I don't do it too often but sometimes I can make a quick buck outta of it. Besides that it's nice to do something as you said. "Little" is an understatement haha.
Pretty shitty?
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Being NEET is amazing.
Replace the whole a/c system for a service call today and the attic heat was a bloody oven
Hi sachii how you doing.
Im a fuckin loser cancer fagget apparently who should drink bleach.
I would always hide one in a cooler or some shit. A secret place.
There's a dude who i play with that is an awesome mercy he came on right after u left. and we just que'd us 3.
Thats when we were winning.
Its fun playing with yuno i feel like we do good when all 3 of us are playing.
I have a problem.
>Care to help me with it?~
I got two kills while typing that with retaliation strikes, kek.
who ?
>Waiting for my WoWs update to finish
BOOOOOOOORRREED
Yea.
I'm not disabled, and I don't know anyone rich.
hey heretic Tsundere~chan
agreed
i agree you are a loser cancer fiigit
im alright, just woke up
you?
Don't do that.
Took me like 10 mins. And then the EU severs where down.
you could be unemployed though and maybe lose a leg or somehting
It doesn't concern you
I live in Australia and I play on the North American servers
I think you're right, I need to calm down. Things got a bit out of hand simply because I got a little talkative with another user.
>I typed up more than that but my mobile wants to be an ass and remove my text while I check something else.
Also...
>Claiming.
Hello and good night /waifu/, I'll be back in around 6 hours so I can get some sleep. I want to hopefully do proper introductions then. I'll go ahead and say one thing you guys should know about me, and that is that I can't quite keep a track of the time.
>Which is why I am late with this post.
>Also, I don't care who does it, but when I return, tell me to get more pics of my waifu and to change my filenames.
Lewd Mizore is lewd.
>Perv!
How did you even?
Is 6.8 here?
Literally who.
Im about to go to sleep its like 3am here.
I live in the US but i play with everyone in team speak on the EU severs.
Ok then.
How was your day?
Sounds like a hassle. I'm to lazy for that.
No you're a perv!
>Im good at games? I think?
No 6.8 isnt, but qt3.14 is~
But why?
I see lewd people ;-;
Does it seem like i had a good day you daft cunt
FUCK OFF KONATA
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded user in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
I'm Yoko, nice to meet you.
You already said you live in Wisconson, so we kind of share timezones.
>tfw you still haven't switched
Cause 99% of them live in Europe.
So let the police handle the situation and have a chance to die, better them than you, right?
I know I'm a harsh person....
Oh...... How did I miss that.....
How are you enjoying Rust?
Same here. I can sign for one, but I like helping around. But aren't you working the pizza place in there?
Evening you know.
Mad gainz? Maximum gainz!
I won't workout to the point I'm looking like the Charger from L.4.D.
Just more like treadmill stuff.
Oh I thought volunteer work. Jaja
Nothing wrong with that.
>"Little" is an understatement haha.
How "big" are we talking here?
It's not something you should be proud of.
People here just have no integrity.
Houndmaster is fucking broken on this boss.
>Mizore
I am not!
>Perhaps?
Cheeki and cheesi!
>Also, no u!
Well, it's company policy. If the situation is out of my hands, I have to call the police.
Great and it should stay that way forever!
You can do it!!!!
Rust has been kind of fun. Least till hackers and rule breakers fuck with your shit.
yup central is the best time imo anyway im gonna go drink bleach and go to sleep
fine
hey Tsundere~chan
have a good night
you will soon don't worry
that pasta is very stale
its so you can be lazy though
thats the thing they haven't put me in there and i doubt it will ever happen
im off to bed. night
Hello comrade, how are ya?
Boy I sure love tilting my head like senjougahara to view an image
Thank you.
Pervy cute!
I mean, I found the boss easily, killed him easily and decided to throw away all my food and torches to make room for gold.
>That's what a good player does, right?
I'm to lazy to be lazy
Checked.
Also yeah, my phone flips the image.
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That's a nice image
>Checked
Saber claim
Goodnight Tomo and take great care.
Glad to see you again.
Rory-sama claimed
Same here with the sleep.
>Trips checked. Don't drink the bleach.
>Capatcha was Pancakes.
My day ends when I say it ends, and it ends now. I'll eat some of you in the morning.
Mmm yeah I get some problem sometimes
Whats poppin King arthur?
>Do they really call her that?
Not bad. Just played Overwatch and talked to people. You?
I'm bragging about how I'm megumin and I'm NOT switching
I know i can
Never
Nighto!
RIP
I
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Did you get payed for it at least?
Well shit, wish I hadn't dropped out at the time then. Yeah those were some good matches, need to do it again soon.
Ayy that's the spirit! Topkek, so what? You're gonna work out until you look like the Tank then? Nevertheless, that's still good. Any activity is beneficial.
Nah none of that specifically. Just helping with community events and doing odd jobs if needed.
We're talking big enough to fill up two seats at the movies big.
How's work?
No u
Nou!
Hmm, yep that sounds like a good player to me!
>I just noticed how many short haired waifus there are right now.
/waifu/ has 10/10 taste in hair length.
Oh yeah I got paid alright, putting all this money to a side for Afest next month