Would you like some coffee? = "fancy a cuppa?"

>would you like some coffee? = "fancy a cuppa?"

you will never EVER convince me british english is the proper form of the language

american english:
>crisp, clear pronounciation
>spoken language is closer to the written language
>improved and omptimized spelling. what's the point of the extra "u" in "color"? archaic garbage. why end words in -ise when the pronounced sound is clearly -ize?

british english:
>garbled, bloated pronounciation. a simple 'what' is pronouced as "woooooooh"
>spoken language is only tangentially related to the written language thanks to what i can only describe as hyperactive spit glands making sure the mouth is always full of spittle
>spelling badly in need of reform, using unneeded forms from the 18th century

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GOOD post

why you gotta be like that bby

Nice proxy, Kevin
If anything when you're learning ESL standard British English sounds tidier and closer to written spelling. Of course if you're thinking cockney that's misleading

also why do brits sound like americans when they sing? anyone mind answering that for me?

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our thread(s) kinda dead :/

thank you bulgaria i like your wheat

I like the northern dialects of Britain but these two American dialects will always remain my favourite and I wish I could speak one of them.
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>one chance at life
>born on Tangier Island, VA
can you imagine

you know they make most wheat in my home region. how do you know about our wheat?

I agree, american english is the global standard, only britbongs think their language still has relevance.

British english is either needlessly complicated or it's just harder to understand as a non-native speaker, compared to american english. Like if I go to london and listen to people speaking english on the street it's way fucking harder to understand anything they're saying compared to if I'm walking around in chicago or something.

Stay in your own fucking country.

>I understand this accent that I'm exposed to every day in my Friends re runs and cuck porn more than another

Nice insight

>would you like some coffee? = "fancy a cuppa"
>coffee
stupid fucking JF

I've always wondered this desu, I would also like to know.

Friends takes place in New York.

>and cuck porn

They speak with London dialect in The English Mansion but nice try

Appalachians are based.

cuppa isn't coffee faggot

>sweden throwing rocks in his fragile glass house again

>the only people who prefer American English are ones who find British too difficult to understand

American English is English (Simplified)

Thanks Italy

lol do they speak british english in pakistan?

>wanting to sound like a disgusting american.

Silly foreigners.

t. Not even a brit

>knowing cuck porn
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>untintelligability is good for its own sake
this is just sad.