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god save the king

21 years I've been on this earth

that's a long time

you might be wondering if I ever acquired a gf in this time

the answer, sadly, is no

bit early

Felicity desu

tights?

Business idea

poop my pants

>dat gay as fuck New Zealand flower medal

neck yourself m8

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Felicity

great banter

Anyone got any spare reasons to live?

Asking for a mate.

JANNY JANNY THIS THREAD WAS SUPER EARLY

can feel the alcohol i had last night literally giving me cancer rn ngl

I WANNA FUC

feli city

tfw no strong gf to punish you when you step out of line

oh GOD

Why do so many left wingers fit the nu-male stereotype?

>Jan 1st
>still no Oscar screener leaks

rrrrrreeeeeeeee

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ah yes

are italian americans elder god tier?

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gagging for it

Absolute state of that

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Does trimming pubes increase or decrease hygiene?

t. someone with a very pungent ballsack region and thick pubes

Look at the size of that TV
The state

how can girls rape?

all memes aside, there is something seriously wrong with the german psyche.
Each one I've met so far has managed to both be an arrogant fucker and a whiney bitch, yet also someone you wouldn't mind having a drink with

feels smooth as hell when you trim/shave and very satisfying to play with lad

Why do so many of you mongs talk like yanks
>When you hear a short, thin boy say 'numale cuck' in real life.

imagine being this insecure kek

how the fuck was his wording american?

always wanted to be one of those twats who wears sunglasses all the time even at night but won't feel like i've earned that right until i'm either rich or famous or both

42 inch exactly x10 that of me nob.

fuck off yank

Liberalism and Leftism exist where there are perceived inequalities regardless of fault or reality so nu-males, Jews, women, immigrants, they are all sources of leftism within a country.

dildo

>tfw alcohol withdrawals

I hope lizzie is ok

by calling you a faggot until you agree to fuck them

>tfw you will never be raped by a qt with a strapon

just messaged bethany from stoke again

its not rape unless its with their own body parts

Thoughts on fantastic beasts and where to find them

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Had it up to here with British people saying god damn. Too much of yank telly programs I reckon

Have this really weird fear of big things next to small things. Like a pillow and piece of brittle lead from a pencil

Literally no idea what the fuck is wrong with me.

because when you're skinny, effeminate, low-test, balding, glasses-wearing nu-male you're basically just a weak and inferior specimen. It's no coincidence then that you band together with other weak and low confidence men and vote for parties that protect your interests.

That's why stronger and more handsome men are more likely to vote conservative

Anyone got any cool or interesting goals for 2017?

IKTF

Once she's dead there's no telling what kind of funny business the Spaniards might try
rip lad

planning to shitpost till i get banned lads

kill myself

shant be watching a film that contains redmayne

Shan't be watching it because I hate that lead actor. Same reason I don't watch Chloe Moretz films.

going to get a girl to lick my arsehole

I think he's from Sup Forums

FON-M

hmmmm...

Leftism is the upheaval of whichever hierarchy encapsulates it at the time which is why nu-males try to justify their feminine behavior because they are lesser men.

im moving to spain in a couple months

I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE

yeah they're all autistic

happy new year lads !!!
my nose hurts

Least there won't be a language barrier for you.

If you think about it with the bank holiday it's basically Saturday today lol

Getting tired of you lot speaking English
I blame the yanks

FOY

nice

need to have more sex in 2017

>tfw no anglo gf

why live?

what's wrong with that?

>working tomorrow

FOY

Y

you don't have 2 days off?

how did you get this picture of my gf

forgot my fetlife account

homophobic racist bigoted alt-right transphobic xenphobic neo-nazi edgelord capitalist neoreactionary shitlord

really getting sick of this meme

Have you ever seen the typical makeup of a universities students conservative society?
Literally a collection of neckbeards, runts, and chinless wonders. And never a female amongst them

@69343063

Bet you expected a reply didn't you

homophobic racist bigoted alt-right transphobic xenphobic neo-nazi edgelord capitalist neoreactionary shitlord

lmfao @ you lad

ah yes the renowned british banter

that was a jab at our large spanish speaking population of recent immigrants, i got it

Award shows are the most pathetic circlejerks

Imagine actually remembering or caring who won something pfft

>more sex

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lol you fucked it

You have better ones from what I've seen from collegerules

rate the scran lads

like your mum

Aside from Stallone? No.

>mfw engucks have to go back to work on tuesday

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Worked last night and working tonight as well

>the alt-right
laugh every time some mong uses this term

chaser having a mare here lads haha

just remembered that time i drank too many energy drinks and nearly died haha

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oh god what the cluck is this creature

yeah but at least they don't live in one of the other 3 shithole """""""countries"""""""" in the UK