/gf2017/ edition
/brit/
god save the king
21 years I've been on this earth
that's a long time
you might be wondering if I ever acquired a gf in this time
the answer, sadly, is no
bit early
Felicity desu
tights?
Business idea
poop my pants
>dat gay as fuck New Zealand flower medal
neck yourself m8
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Felicity
great banter
Anyone got any spare reasons to live?
Asking for a mate.
JANNY JANNY THIS THREAD WAS SUPER EARLY
can feel the alcohol i had last night literally giving me cancer rn ngl
I WANNA FUC
feli city
tfw no strong gf to punish you when you step out of line
oh GOD
Why do so many left wingers fit the nu-male stereotype?
>Jan 1st
>still no Oscar screener leaks
rrrrrreeeeeeeee
are italian americans elder god tier?
gagging for it
Absolute state of that
Does trimming pubes increase or decrease hygiene?
t. someone with a very pungent ballsack region and thick pubes
Look at the size of that TV
The state
how can girls rape?
all memes aside, there is something seriously wrong with the german psyche.
Each one I've met so far has managed to both be an arrogant fucker and a whiney bitch, yet also someone you wouldn't mind having a drink with
feels smooth as hell when you trim/shave and very satisfying to play with lad
Why do so many of you mongs talk like yanks
>When you hear a short, thin boy say 'numale cuck' in real life.
imagine being this insecure kek
how the fuck was his wording american?
always wanted to be one of those twats who wears sunglasses all the time even at night but won't feel like i've earned that right until i'm either rich or famous or both
42 inch exactly x10 that of me nob.
fuck off yank
Liberalism and Leftism exist where there are perceived inequalities regardless of fault or reality so nu-males, Jews, women, immigrants, they are all sources of leftism within a country.
dildo
>tfw alcohol withdrawals
I hope lizzie is ok
by calling you a faggot until you agree to fuck them
>tfw you will never be raped by a qt with a strapon
just messaged bethany from stoke again
its not rape unless its with their own body parts
Thoughts on fantastic beasts and where to find them
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Had it up to here with British people saying god damn. Too much of yank telly programs I reckon
Have this really weird fear of big things next to small things. Like a pillow and piece of brittle lead from a pencil
Literally no idea what the fuck is wrong with me.
because when you're skinny, effeminate, low-test, balding, glasses-wearing nu-male you're basically just a weak and inferior specimen. It's no coincidence then that you band together with other weak and low confidence men and vote for parties that protect your interests.
That's why stronger and more handsome men are more likely to vote conservative
Anyone got any cool or interesting goals for 2017?
IKTF
Once she's dead there's no telling what kind of funny business the Spaniards might try
rip lad
planning to shitpost till i get banned lads
kill myself
shant be watching a film that contains redmayne
Shan't be watching it because I hate that lead actor. Same reason I don't watch Chloe Moretz films.
going to get a girl to lick my arsehole
I think he's from Sup Forums
FON-M
hmmmm...
Leftism is the upheaval of whichever hierarchy encapsulates it at the time which is why nu-males try to justify their feminine behavior because they are lesser men.
im moving to spain in a couple months
I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE
yeah they're all autistic
happy new year lads !!!
my nose hurts
Least there won't be a language barrier for you.
If you think about it with the bank holiday it's basically Saturday today lol
Getting tired of you lot speaking English
I blame the yanks
FOY
nice
need to have more sex in 2017
>tfw no anglo gf
why live?
what's wrong with that?
>working tomorrow
FOY
Y
you don't have 2 days off?
how did you get this picture of my gf
forgot my fetlife account
homophobic racist bigoted alt-right transphobic xenphobic neo-nazi edgelord capitalist neoreactionary shitlord
really getting sick of this meme
Have you ever seen the typical makeup of a universities students conservative society?
Literally a collection of neckbeards, runts, and chinless wonders. And never a female amongst them
@69343063
Bet you expected a reply didn't you
homophobic racist bigoted alt-right transphobic xenphobic neo-nazi edgelord capitalist neoreactionary shitlord
lmfao @ you lad
ah yes the renowned british banter
that was a jab at our large spanish speaking population of recent immigrants, i got it
Award shows are the most pathetic circlejerks
Imagine actually remembering or caring who won something pfft
>more sex
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lol you fucked it
You have better ones from what I've seen from collegerules
rate the scran lads
like your mum
Aside from Stallone? No.
>mfw engucks have to go back to work on tuesday
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Worked last night and working tonight as well
>the alt-right
laugh every time some mong uses this term
chaser having a mare here lads haha
just remembered that time i drank too many energy drinks and nearly died haha
youtube.com
oh god what the cluck is this creature
yeah but at least they don't live in one of the other 3 shithole """""""countries"""""""" in the UK