To sum it up, I had a fight with my neighbours because they kept dumping shit on my drive way...

To sum it up, I had a fight with my neighbours because they kept dumping shit on my drive way. I need to get them back for this.... Any ideas?

Kill them

Kill them

I just want to psychologically fuck them

Report them to the authorities as Kurdish sympathisers and tell them they use Erdogan toilet paper.

Kill yourself and blame them in your suicide letter

thermite on the top of their car's engine block

or start a fire at all entrances to their house while they sleep

>Kill their dog/pet, sever its head put on a stake near their drive way.
> Make sausage with the rest of animal
>???
>Profit

Get lots of people to shit in a bucket and then dump the contents on their car or kids or something they like.

Need more ideas...

Suicide bomb them

the way i see it scorched earths ur only opton

laughed hard

Molotov cocktail their driveway while yelling: Allahu Ackbar!!!

How old are you?

At least make it interesting if you're going to commit manslaughter. Do something original. Thermite would leave a nice spectacle though

what about putting fish in their ceiling? Or pour fish sauce into their roofing. No way they would ever get the stink out!

Alright, shit in the bucket sounds like the best option so far.

eat lots of taco bell to harm your asshole then tell them how you feel in a long drawn out letter or tell it to their face

I was told to hire a bunch of gay dudes to chase after them, (naked and armed with a dildo)

Print out several dozen pornographic or otherwise disturbing images and put them in several locations around their homestead.

If questioned, go to step 2.

Step 2 is to break into their home and place even more pornographic images, this time more disturbing to a normal fag (Vore, Gore Porn, etc)

Do they still dare sully your driveway? Step 3 is engaged.

Do as much research as possible, and find as many nudes and other images your neighbors would not want to be public. Proceed to leave an anonymous note threatening to release said content.

Still not work? Step 4 bitch.

Leak address, phone number, etc, to Sup Forums

Fuck them up.

Pic unrelated.

Play some of Hitler's speech really loud and hang a nazi banner from your window. Invite them to a Party rally.

Wait until they go out, then superglue or epoxy all the locks on their house.

Better yet, epoxy their dog's asshole shut.

Shit on their door step!

I need more ideas. One that will literally fuck them up

Call the police on them, say one of them raped you.

The Australian police can't do anything, no point in involving the police.

About rape? I'm sure they can

Fish sauce in their roof space. By the time they notice the smell, it will already have gone off and sunk into their woodwork and bricks. You'll never get that smell out of the roof.

Save all the trash they dump in your driveway for a month or so, then, while they're sleeping, quietly dump it all in their driveway. Pile it around their car so they can't get out.

Print out all the images from a gore thread and tape them to the front of their house.

If you can't stand gore, use a trap thread instead.

>implying that traps are a bad thing

they would probably just give the thumbs up for all the cool free trap pics

finger their doot holes visciously

poop on there door step

peel their skin off and wear it as a suit