NZ/New Zealand Thread

NZ/New Zealand Thread

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Employment - not our future

Anyone playing pokemon go?

seig fuk

Na g

No because I'm not a prostitute.

Just a reminder that you Kiwi boys have some fucking amazing smelling cocks.

Fucking well done.

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Thanks. I rub coconut oil into mine to keep it fresh

wut

Daily reminder?

thx bb

"Heil, baby! Is that a chimney in your pocket or are you just faking it?".

>mine to keep it fresh
I like the smell of a hot cock.

CocoNUT might add a bit of extra tang to it.

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makes top lube, A+

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If it makes top lube why do you use it you fucking slutty faggy bottom?

You know what God made you when he made you made you?

He made you made you.

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Do you rememeber your first wank?

your fucked kid

i use it to put toys up my ass, doesn't make me a faggot

>KYSS ME

you kiss me im shy

Do i ever!

I was in the bath and finnally made the white stuff come out. I didnt bother to tell my twin sister about it when she was next in the bath

What did you guys end up calling the child?

Nate.

That explains a lot

Question.

When I win powerball on Saturday how many of you will be willing to live in my 'Nz Thread' house?

There will be weed, interenet and traps.

Any one have manawatu nudes?

>weed
>net
>traps
Literally everything we'll ever need. I'm in.

Lost me at traps.

Will most probably rob you with my cuzzys

anyone in whakatane?

all of us

Just saw lightning, weather out here tonight.

were did you see it if your on the westcoast thats normal

West Auckland.

Comes from fucking alot of sheep. ALOT of sheep.

One a day keeps the stank away!

was probably some darkie getting shot muzzle flash
>north island people ▼▼

Fuck, I am in.

Yeah bro, sounds lit.

I missed you guys

youtube.com/watch?v=rXNw53OSFtc

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play it

Dunedin here its cold as fuck.

threds ded

How's living in the antipodes?

Greetings from a spaniard.

Another Dunedin here, what up?

Badabump?

It's fucking raining up here lads. Just watch as Auckland become a flood zone.

sweet fuck all bro. Just freezing my dick off. Wbu?

suhhh dudes, east auckland green gang represent

We burn couches for a reason here, y'know.
Up to fuck all, just music and thread

im a little too old for that. you on yik yak?

Nah, never bothered with it. Isn't it just like localised Sup Forums?

Yeah the tl;dr its lonely dudes and a handful of chicks fawning for attention and getting away with it so hard. Getting mad sick of them eh.

Holy fuck Natasja is that you?!?!

lolz idk what I was thinking I always thought this was the Indonesian flag lolz