Give me a reason why you don't live in Philippines yet !

Give me a reason why you don't live in Philippines yet !

>christians
>full of traps
>full of weaaboos
>nice people
>tourist spots

isn't this the best ?

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Extreme violence, poverty and corruption.

so just like Slovakia then?

Every country has its downsides and upsides!

when there for the first time as an autistic american half flip last year.
>Karaoke everyday
>drinking all the time
>everyone taking facebook photos every 5 minutes
Im too autistic for this shit

it's also full of hotheads that mix the worst of asian culture with the worst of latino culture, taking pride too personally on unfounded facts and stabbing you for being better than them while shouting "PUTANGINA KAYO?!!"
not to mention that they actually voted for a supreme dictator and are relatively happy for it... well it doesn't fucking matter if they're happy or unhappy because a dictator is there to stay with claws and teeth

soooo hmm not sure, they have pretty neat beaches and bitches. i might move there or not...

>over 700,000 people turned themselves in
>50% decrease in crime
>bad
based Duterte

Don't listen to this faggot. Don't come here, don't live here, this is a shithole and we're full.

Shut up, edgy-kun.
Foreigners live the best life when they come to Philippines

Not now. I mean not during duterte's presidency.

>over 700,000 people turned themselves in
were they executed afterwards??

I don't like the first three.

Dutty will fix this :^)

oh, so they are mexico. Who knew

>>full of weaaboos
That's a pretty good reason to not be there

Don't want to be confused for a sex tourist

>tourist spots
this isn't a good thing

When were we not Asian Mexico?

>x the worst of asian culture with the
why are you on 四ちゃn then?

>lo peor de la cultura latina
Dígame más

I'm not on Sup Forums lad, weaboos here are usually the most obnoxious little shits

I was being sarcastic.

>weeaboos
how is this a good thing

also poverty

only if we can annex :3

I'd totally do a trip to the Philippines.

Is it dangerous? I'm tired of this shithole trying to kill me constantly, I want to feel relaxed somewhere else.

Weed and shrooms are not legal. Not even semi-legal or tolerated (unlike Thailand).

Girls are not pimped out bimbo fuck toys (unlike Thailand).

No fast cheap Internet (unlike Thailand).

>>christians
>>full of traps

>Democratically elected
>80% approval rating
>Getting rid of scum
>LITERALLY said he wouldn't run for a second term
>Said he might not even finish his first term

Do people use the word fascist and dictator to describe things they dislike these days?

Nobody cares what they mean anymore.

no only around 5000 have been killed. they dont execute people that turn themselves in thats kind of the point
youtube.com/watch?v=HsujOGs5x10

We are a murdering shithole right now
That's being slowly annexed by china

Its good for a weeks vacation but to live here is a nightmare rightnow

Soon..

It really doesn't meaning anything but confirmation or just so they can pile a list

no, worse: they're confucianist mexico
shit's fucked over there

>LITERALLY said he wouldn't run for a second term
let me guess, you also believe in Santa and UFOS? really?

ah ok
i was worried they broke Geneva convention. glad they didn't

Nunca.

Fine, but don't torture, kill and eat my doggo.

>captcha is literally a dog

Some filipino girls are really ugly though

I don't like their face. Too wide and ugly nose.

i will die from withdrawal if i move :/

I like how girls from the Philippines are tanned and have black hair and black eyes, some are really cute and I just want to plow their pussy

Disgusting

filips kill koreans

>>full of traps
Hmm really?

kys

>gf is afraid of qts
>its too far away