Measure up b? Keyboard cocks. State your age and balls to the edge. Im 31

Measure up b? Keyboard cocks. State your age and balls to the edge. Im 31

That's a thick dick my man

No it's not

Bump

People arnt posting cause you bigger than them op

That's huge

Nobody will dude. You're just too manly and hung

does a regular keyboard count?

Hey little guy

check'm

Not even dubs you naked mole rat cocked newcunt

i dont think you understand my post. I asked if a regular keyboard does the job. took a pic and said check'm for my new post. not related to the other one. but hey. i'm a newfag right?

Now you got dubs that shall be checked, and yes regular keyboard is the same as a laptop keyboard. Pretty much same size and all the keys are in the same place so yes

Op here. Fuck you. How many inches or cm?

Wouldn't small guys look huge if they got a tiny laptop?

at least mines thicker hahaha

19-20 cm

at least MINES(OP) thicker than yours

Lol no, plus you're a solid 2.5 inches shorter then me. But whatever makes you feel better and sleep at night baby dick. You're probably 5 inches long and maybe 4.5 around

OP here Length makes no difference to a girl. Its all thickness.

Wow you're like 12 cm long, I see the cheating your doing measuring. You're a baby dick, just come to terms with it. Because when you do it will let you become a great fore play user and make up for that so it will never matter ever when you have sex. But keep holding yourself back dillusional baby dick

No cheating there son. How old are you? Im 31 and have a hot as fuck wife who cums almost everytime from my thick cock

19

Am i doing it right? Age 22

Get that nigger dick out of this thread

Op here get that black fucking thing outta here.

23 baby dick, sure as shit I could rock her pussy way better then you ever could baby dick

Turned 18 last week

tfw ur 17 and u reach the h on a macbook pro when ur soft. OP you are most definitely a faggot.

So you're like 6.5 inches limp? Good for you buddy, you'll have fun with that. Probably puts you at about 9 inches hard

reported

Id rather this dick than that 23 year old.

Perfectly thick

Sorry you're not appreciated more mystery colored man...pretty thick cock though...kinda long almost reaching the J key

My dick kinda looks like OP's

Another baby dick

You'd make OPs wife cum
EVERYTIME

>small dicked faggots
no wonder Sup Forums is so mad all the time. kek

That's pretty small

Mine was 5.8 inches, Ive had sex with 24 different girls, never had one incident of an embarassing sexual time. Always allowed them all to finish first at least once. Been through 9 girlfriends, It was my choice to end 8 of them. The one that broke up with me did so bc I was cheating with a girl who loved to finish almost ten times on top of me each time we had sex.

You can call me small, but they still love my party

Fake pic that floats around Sup Forums

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How is it fake? Here's another in the same bathroom. Why do you think it's fake?

You're that faggot that I destroyed the other day when you were trying to show off about how "Big" your dick is.

Ok

Want more?

YES

A bird eye view

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Incredible... could I get more?? You think you could tribute my wife?

Checkd

>His dick made it all the way to U.

:^)

WHAT IS THAT THING ON YOUR DICK ?

A dry jerk callous, because I'm 23 and didn't start jerking off with lotion until 2 months ago. Cause I'm an idiot, it looks just like the lighter callous on my thumb from smoking

I guess so depending how she looks, go for it

MY COCK SO BIG IT GO FROM A TO Z ON THE KEYBOARD

>i posted it again.exe

Top keks

>disgusting animal dick

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Circumcised problems. Natural lube for the gold.

Yeah they totally fucked my circumcision up to when I was a baby sadly :/, check em

holy shit thats a difference

Babydick reporting for duty!

uncut dicks are absolutely disgusting. my son is definitely getting that shit cut. I've never met a girl who prefers that nonsense.

It was tough holding the keyboard and snapping the picture at the same time.

This one is to, not as much. But the size difference is so clear even Stevie wonder would agree

Looks like part of that remote is buried in your ass.

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think ops wife would notice in the dark?

Big deal. She cums every time from my cock.

Looks like that nut is trying to escape your body Sup Forumsro

At least roll it back man.

nice, would deepthroat it all

Actually one of the more decent looking cocks in this thread

Yes, it's a good 2-2.5 inch difference in length

One ball is supposed to hang lower then the other, all men are supposed to have that. It depends whether you're right or left handed which one hangs lower

Thanks!

its also fat as fuck, from the pic it looks like it covers the tab key to half the ctrl key

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Man, gtfo

Yeah idk everyone on here I swear is jealous, idc how stupid it sounds or how ego stroking it sounds. Cause a lot of anons just talk shit about my big cock, but some anons give me solid 7/10 and 8/10 ratings

It's wearing a life jacket?

cyka blyat

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Whats your ethnicity?

R8

Ugh I love fat dicks this thread is heaven. Length is overrated but thickness is love

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SMALL keyboard

Girls (and probably fags) like girth, not length. Length is just what porn wants to show. In reality, it don't really mean shit as long as you're hard as nails and more than 5'.

>inb4 I have a mega dick, 18 foot long I'm just saying

A regular MacBook keyboard? Spot the small dick low test jelly faggot

i have fapped without lube aswell.
thing start to get dry and now i have some fucking scars on my dick on the left and right side.

19

Yep same here, it was bad. I dry jerked for a long time to, it's so bad for your health to I guess. Cause when I was like 18 I went to the doctor about it and was concerned and pissed because I had only had sex one time by 18. And was worried that that one time fucked me bad. But he said I just really needed to not masturbate so much and if I do he highly suggested lotion and/or lube. I didn't really take his advice that well sadly. And yeah it gave me this callous on my dick bridge to the head and I had rubbed chaffed skin on the side of my dick my right hand grips

19 here

best 9/10
POST MORE

Op here. Anyone want to email comparisons contact me here:
eddieflagg0@ gmail . com
Also I'd like to trade wife pics

More you fuckin nigger

How many inches are you hard and soft

I would clock that in at 8.5 inches hard, not him though