Snek thread

Snek thread

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top snek

Looky here at this snek

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Snek kek

Snek thread! Finally! My dream are being realized

bumperino

Gentlemen in the streets
Viper in the sheets

Snek and a microphone like

Snek thread, yay!
Thissssss isssss my favorite

Fucking thumbnail snek...

Ssssubmisssssive snek

this is not a snek

Original requessssst

Yea. You know what... ur right...
Lizard thread!

Anyone else got snek?
I,d like to improve my folder

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Sweater snek

Oroboros snek

Snek armed and rdy to strik

what the fek

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This thread reeks of reddit faggotry

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dude,,,,, look at the size of that snek,,,,
the thing is thick as fuck

Snek stil aliv

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My fucking retarded Bitch of a wife left the cage open and my snake got out and fucking died because she told me about two fucking days later

God fucking damn bros I'm pissed off

Thats awesome.
A living version of those chattering teeth.

Ouch dude.
You should ssssslap her.
Kek.
My buddy has an awesome ball python. Named, of couse, Ka.

>died because she told me two days later
so you didnt notice it was gone for two days? he mightve been better off, idk

She was taking care of the house while I was out on businessssss

Wizard snek for you

feed her to the next one

You ever owned a snek?
They don,t exactly slither around or need 24/7 care.
Plus a good habitat and they can hide to be comfy.

Thisssss!

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I hate myself for liking and saving thisss

Thanks bro

Perfect timing for this thread. Saw this on yahoo.
Lizard biting a snek as itsss swallowed.

that would actually keep him colder. sneks don't generate heat

Blankie is about comfy as well as warmth my man.

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its not warmth. you're insulating it from the heat in the environment

Np. Goodluck on ur next snek.
Any idea what ur gonna get?
Oh and what kind did you have?

Your logic is sound.
But still man. Look at him. Just look at how comfy he is!
Plus he obviously did that to himself so theres prolly a reason.
Even if snek is just stupid lol.

Insulating also retains heat.
Thermos dude?

Ah I C, Sssssssorry

Topkek!
New mem?

I had a banana ball python

It was only a few months old but it was very cuddly and loved boops I was looking for a banana ball for months and now I don't think I could get another

Maybe a black one I don't know I'm definitely gonna sick with ball python though they are so great

If there is heat to begin with or heat is being generated... as for sneks, there's no generation of heat happening and they probably absorb more from the environment than the sweater would allow them to retain.

We humans are warm blooded, we generate a certain amount of heat and clothing keeps us from radiating it away from us.

yeah i have 4 of them, no they dont but its a good thing to atleast check on them daily to make sure theyre ok. you never know one day your snek is top health the next he could be belly up snek

It's cool bro everyone had that initial reaction

I'm gonna check my next ones cage every day and I'm gonna fucking lock it because I can't trust my bitch to do anything remotely important apparently

watur snek

>New mem?

Old mem.

Apex Kek

I know all this my man.
Now ur just trollin informatively.
Blankie =comfy
Snek is own blankie
Snek =comfy

Plus It,s a damn reddit/tumblr/post on Sup Forums. It,s supposed to be retarded and we should treat it as such.

But it,s sooooooooo comfy looking

>key word = looking

Yea ball pythons overall are great.
>gotta have dat boop

You cannot reason with people like him user leave his retardation alone

I,d argue but you are right and the other dudes wife just proved your point.

Yesss Sssir!

She really liked the boops she let me pet her head and I had raised her from only a few days old too

What does a boop do for the snek is my question

Snek queen

Did your snek get some extra attention to make it up to you atleast? If ya know What I mean

yea no even "cold blooded" animals generate heat due to cellular respiration. sneks are "poikilotherms" which means they bask in the hot sun in midday to keep warm. they can reduce their metabolism to save energy while basking. This doesnt actually make them "cold blooded" at all times tho.

my snek

Cutie Pie

Neet snek.
Almost albino

Hissssssssssssssssssssss

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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its like Michael Jackson dude

aha

Kek!

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this is Noodle, he's an outdoor snek

My property is full of them. Got bit once, three days in the hospital. Still don't mind them.
The viper is the only dangerous snake here in Sweden. Beautiful creatures.

fuckin zero creativity

:o
i..is that a kennel?

that looks like the adders we have in england

Yep the same species, Vipera Berus.
Come in all kind of color and patterns.
Ours here in Sweden are usually darker, almost black sometimes.

Any snek owners here? I really like snakes and would like to buy one (non-venomous though). What breeds are the best for keeping at home and how much does it cost to buy and take care of it?

My 7th favourite thread of all time. Thanks OP

wow yeah I was just looking it up, I didnt know adders were vipers
theyre really nice I saw one on Dartmoor once it was basking in the sun in the morning. we didnt get too close but we sat and watched it for a few minutes

Uh I used to catch snakes around my house to keep for a couple weeks. I've owned a shit ton of reptiles and amphibians just not many sneks
When I was a kid one escaped and my mom who's terrified of the sneks stayed at her office all weekend until my dad finally had me call her and ask "mom are u ever coming home" lol it worked and the snek was found 3 weeks later in the laundry alive and well

Yeah they are cool. I own a lot of forestland and they are plenty around here.

Forgot to add I mostly caught green snek, worm snek and black snek. I'd kill the copperheads I ran across with my machete, good times

Ball python is a good simple snek.
I can,t give you a good price breakdown tho cuz it,s my pal who owns one.
But it,s really not bad.
Habitat and stuff would be the initial investment. Figure 100 bucks or less.

Dunno what food costs but you don,t have to feed everyday.

(Take everything with a grain of salt, it,s been awhile since he bought it)

But the snek is very nice and kinda friendly

you shouldve let it bite your dickhole, you get super high

Im kind of surprised there are any snakes in Sweden I thought the winters would just be too cold for them

Who says I didnt? Best part was they couldn't tell anyone afterwards about all the weird shit we did

Unfortunately sneks around my place are all venomous and highly dangerous. Basicly rattlesnakes and pit vipers. You have to kill them or remove them however unfortunately most of the time its the former and not the later due to money involved and threats to pets.

you should get this kind friend. best most loyal snek available. rimjob snek