Help / b / I impregnated my sister

help / b / I impregnated my sister.
I'm 22 years old, she is 18 years old.
What do?
I'm really desperate

abortion?

Op elaborate on this

Yes, but it should look like an accident, because we come from a very Catholic family

>go to abortion clinic
>get abortion
>never tell anyone
>use condoms or the pill next time

Find tansy. Make into tea or salad. Don't use too much. If it works, will fucking hurt for days. Fetus Deletus.

Nigger did she already tell your parents she's preggo? Are you guys retarded?

I need pictures of your sister so I can help you.

kick her down a flight of stairs

You impregnated your sister, but are afraid of what your family will think of incestial abortion? This is b8.

boy or girl?

BUILD A WALL

Satan demands pics

An abortion obviously.

Whatever.
Remember how you felt while you were impregnating her. If it was wonderful and happy then have the baby and go lead wonderful lives together.
If you felt like shit, raped her, beat her, fucked her while drunk.. then abort, smack yourself around and .. well, die, 'cause you're an ass.

The rest is easy, she fucked a boy at school or something, it's not like they'll do a paternity unless there's something wrong.

Go. Play. Be. There's nothing wrong here.

>you're afraid that your family will hate you for killing a baby?

dumbass

Just tell your parents, go through with the birth, and hopefully your parents won't disown you because at this point you're fucked

Falcon Punch is the only option friend, sorry.

I know it is strange. We were at a party, we were drunk and had sex

OP Should abort.

The pregnancy.

His sister's life

His own life.

Just end it all OP. None of you need to be in the world.

hero yourself.

Drink your own piss and put IcyHot on your balls.

impossible she has just taken the test

It's a good idea

Tansy. This is good advice. Heed it. It's easy to get.

But why the fuck does your family has to know? Are you stupid? Just don't tell them how hard could it be?

Isn't tansy a fern?

if I say it to my father tomorrow I am at the cemetery

>fucks his sister
>doesnt pull out
Fucking kill yourself

Best advice in this thread.

Fucking Tansy! I've used it before!

I didn't say they had to be preggo pics.

This is a bait thread. This fag is fake.

move to new jersey. marrying your sister is legal there. get married and have a loving family, knocking her up again and again.

sounds like the start of a reality tv show to me.

call TLC asap, OP

follow the satan trips