ITT: Times you acted like the Joker

ITT: Times you acted like the Joker.

I call all jokes on MCU movies quips just to trigger people.

I post pictures of Chris Evans all day and call people DCucks because I have no fucking life haha

I'm such a madman

At work i put vaseline on one of the door handles just for the lulz, my work mates constantly get it on their hands hahahhaha. True story. I'm out of control!

I wear different coloured socks to work!!
How crazy is that??

I killed twenty people.

>be at park
>empty stroller near by
>flight of stairs
>this is going to be great
>kick stroller down flight of stairs
>yell "MY BABY!"
>walk away

>1.jpg

>it's a butthurt MCU fag thread disguised as a Joker thread

/devilish/

I masturbated in a public restroom.

>take the milk from the fridge
>drink straight from the carton
>don't put it back
>leave fridge door open

How do I get my own Harley Quinn? I want a psychiatrist gf that's devoted to you, that'll do anything you tell her to do, that knows how to manipulate people and that won't care if I abuse her.

Become a serial killer
You'll be rolling in pussy

>not masturbating at work

>1.jpg guy finally admit he is the same person as the Evanposter.

>Be handsome
>Be smart
>Don't be a Manlet
>Have mommy and daddy issues

It's a solid win for psycho girls. Look at tumblr. Not all of them are psychiatrists, that's the down side

>I Don't get the joke
Seriously?

It can't actually be THAT easy, right?

What ? We're in act like Joker threat isn't it ?

Can't I even reply to my ownself ?

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>Evansposter doesn't understand that 1.jpg was mocking him

love you Sup Forums but you're dumb

>he actually got triggered so hard that he had to falseflag
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

I never wash my hands after going to the bathroom at work.
thats their policy, not mine.

>be me
>mom ask me to clean the house
>said yes but left before i did anything
>mom freaked

I had a faggy classmate back in 5th grade.
I took a pack of raw sausages and took it to school, during recess me and some friends too the faggy skinny kid and pushed him into the ground, i told him that he could choose between eating the whole pack of sausages (20) or we would cut his ear so he could look more femenite. A friend was holding his ear with the scissors and almost cut it when the fag started to vomit, he only ate half of the package. Everyone saw it, it was really funny.

Did a quick Facebook search on the guy a few years ago he HAS a BOYFRIEND, so yeah, not only we were right, but i guess that we helped him to see himself as what he was.

It was all one guy isn't it ?

Or are you finally admit there is more than one Evanposters ?

I think you're the one that don't get my joke.

OMG, I keep talking to myself because I don't have fucking life haha.

Cringe.

Amazing

mmm memes

Go to Sears

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