Its that time again

Its that time again.

> the last message you sent to a female is what's going on your gravestone, how will you be remembered?

Pic related its a grill

Fuck off with this cringe, you massively lonely 14 year old sperg.

"Its ok id kill u too"

Please respond

Last msg I sent was to my gf.

I'm home already.

Isnt there a trap thread you should be Lurking?faggot

"Thanks"

That's not so bad. I think that would make for a cool gravestone.

Tfw I haven't message a female besides my mom in the past year

"I wont be home for a little longer so dont worry."

please respond

the peace sign emoji

'Ok'

See you tomorrow

Lol

I feel you bb

Is that a threat?

Great

the phone number of a court house

"WANNA HAVE A TALKIE TONIGHTY"

"i'm coming out now x"

I was telling my mom I was coming out of school

A guarantee

Dope

"Schland"
>imokwiththat.jpg

Tear digit off

MODS, MODS. UNDERAGED NEWFAG.

MODS!

Im ok with this

"I'd be more than happy to show you the ropes"

I can't tell if this would be a cringey gravestone or one that's ominous as fuck

And there are hundreds of em

Nice user. I kekd.

"I'm sorry i didn't want to hurt your feelings, it's just that i don't want to lose you and that's why im acting like i don't care" k then

but just nuggets

>Implies suicide by hanging
Not bad.

"Who needs euphemisms for butt stuff."

What do you mean you don't have a feminine penis?

>Fails to crop out face pic of girl he communicates with.
>Posts said pic on Sup Forums

Big mistake, boy-o. Big fucking mistake.

meant for OP

"we'll have to go in a couple weeks mane"

Beta faggot

"I had fun trolling faggots with you in Overwatch this evening. Gotta go to bed tho, ttyl."

>Yfw when he's just your average computer grad studentscience.

>Implying you can find her by face

We should watch back to the future

>thanks for picking me up from jail.

Sounds like a challenge. What do you say fellas? Let's make him eat his shorts!

"Don't go digging in the backyard"

Behave yourself! Your awesome! It could be worse I've just had to stand up in front of a crowd, receive an award wait for a couple photos, nightmare! Xxxx

I ain't even the guy but go ahead

Me asking an employee if shes open on the 15th this month. Free for the D perhaps.

No

"Lucky you"

My girlfriend shares my enthusiasm for pneumatic staplers, or pretends to anyways, because she likes me...

My life is ruined!

>but yea, I'm Frank

my name's not Frank

"It will be there tomorrow"

cringe

k

>my names not frank

Then who was phone?

"Sorry, I meant alright. Damn autocorrect x"

That's, like, the most underwhelming response here.

"It was only a joke"

"I'll be passing by"

"Meh, just woke up. Had a smoke and that brings us to now. I might clean out the truck today. I also have a doctors appointment today at 1"

That's a bit wordy for a grave stone...

I'll pick your son up from your boyfriends place.

"I could get a couple fingers up your ass if I try."

I'm at a loss for words with your underagery.

>no means no isn't the problem, yes means yes (affirmative consent) is.
After she sent me an article about a new law on rape and sexual assault in Germany.

Found the Europoor, swede frenchie or kraut?

See you, space cowboy

I just want to be successful

no worries

Wtf are you gonna do? Do you know of some face filtering database that you can run this pic thru and find all of her info?

You're a fucking retard

Gotta be Swede. I think that may actually be in the chorus of their national anthem.

#patriarchy

>Ask her if she'll accept cunnilingus as a retainer

"just gore"

How goes the search?

>Haha fags dont know that I can image search on Google!
>Look at all these results!
>Man this is hard..

∆thats you up there, being a faggot

too bad you dont want to play with me

I bet hes shaking in his boots you little bitch

caitlin

>How thoroughly finished the world is!

Perfect.

I want "it was just a prank bro" on my gravestone

Mine is "Fuck You, Bitch"

That'll be the aim tomorrow then, I'll Fuck you till you can't walk

P.s. it's not my girlfriend

>Wanting to get berried

Cremation ftw

Good night kim star

Fuck it. Take it as it is. At least we won't be homeless right?

Context, huge fight with our housemates being lazy fucks

>Do we need toilet paper?

kek

Mirrors Edge?

Kek'd

Never Forget the 70 gorillion goy

Whurd*

Cringed pretty hard.

Hey, can you please get me a copy of the newest vogue?

"I'm going to feel that tomorrow."

Helped a family friend move in this morning. He had so much shit.

Okay, i will wait for you.

Thisisbait.gif

>not wanting to become a skeleton

Spooky!

>tfw you are already a skeleton inside

"I'm so excited to see you again, I miss you!"

wat

Gonna get to see mom, soon?

Female Relative
"I'm going to see Grandpa next Thursday."

Last Romantic Interest (Been quite a while)
"In this case, you won't hear from me again."

Other Female
"See you Saturday."

Funnily enough, my mom's dead, so that'd probably be accurate.