Come on Eileen or Walking on Sunshine?

Come on Eileen or Walking on Sunshine?

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These threads are gay

Yeah, but they have a shitload of things they can do at massively reduced cost

They rarely take advantage of it though

On the rare occasion that one decides to make something of themselves, they've got everything they need to do it.

ima go play CS, cya

I legitimately don't think abos are in the same species as humans.

dexys

you're right

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They're no different to Injuns.

I legitimately feel so bad for the aboriginals who do escape all that shit. None of the ones who weren't born into moderate wealth, but instead achieved it, seem to have any anti-white sentiments. They all hate their own.

Injuns are a different subspecies of human. I think oceanic peoples actually split off from the rest of the species long enough ago that they're different enough as to not be categorized in "Homo sapiens"

How long would that take?

I would figure that would be somewhere in the millions ballpark, not

Injuns are siberia tbf

Apparently evolution can occur faster than was previously believed. Anyway I don't know the exact nature of the aboriginal genome so I'm not saying this from authority or anything.

People just adapt to the environment they're in.
I don't think there's anything wrong or detrimental about abos physically (except that they're god damn ugly).

Just shit parenting and community over the last century keeps them mired in shit while the rest of the world slowly outpaces them.

Didn't say there was something wrong with them as such although they're obviously maladapted to western societies. I'm just contemplating their degree of difference from other human subspecies.

I married the dark lord.

Good choice

>although they're obviously maladapted to western societies
Again, that's a social thing rather than a physiological thing.

If Australia'd had a better climate, they might have been more numerous and had a few wars to give them a little cultural progression.

I would feel bad for them if I didn't hate them so much

That is acceptable.

We ruled EVILLY.

The social behavior and capacity of various disparate peoples' is defined in large part by their biology. The negro is more sexually promiscuous in every society he exists in than the white man is, who in turn is more sexually promiscuous than the Asian man, because polygamy is a more viable strategy in their environments of origin and as such the strategy has become biologically inscribed. This applies to a broad array of behavior.

Turns out laughing is horribly painful
Please god do not let me sneeze

Well if you wanna look at that sort of thing, look at milk. A massive chunk of the world is lactose intolerant, because they haven't been drinking from cows for centuries like Europeans have

Abos didn't really have any form of intoxicant. Alcohol hit them hard, and even now they have very little resistance to it.

Do you have a backpack brace?

Yes, the alcohol is a good example. Same thing happened to our indians.

I'm so glad I'm not lactose intolerant. Not just because it makes me feel whiter; my life would be empty without cheese.

No. I have nothing but my ability to sit on my ass for hours at a time

Cheese and milk is so great. I fucking love dairy.

>Yes, the alcohol is a good example. Same thing happened to our indians.
That being said, I don't think that these minor biological differences are enough to consider them an entirely separate kind of Homo

Especially since full-blooded abos are pretty rare these days

Well they're certainly a different subspecies. Abos just seem so terribly exotic to me. I admit I'm biased.

>it hurts to laugh
Good lord.

Lay a pillow under your back closest to your butt to support your back

>Abos just seem so terribly exotic to me
I think it's the brows, man

So used to seeing cavemen as burly dudes with a massive brow, and abos have like the mightiest brows of all the races

I have a cushion already

Yeah they really do, those things fucking protrude.

Especially on the women. That and the circular faces the women have make them look like weird artistic interpretations of tiki/totem faces or something

Do abos have guns? I sorta want to conquer an abo village and rule over it like a petty savage king.

Not really, no
You do not want to go to an aboriginal settlement, unless it's with intent to wipe it out

Can we call that plan B? I want them to carry me on a litter as I sip whatever the local delicacy* is, then impregnate the women and create little abominations.

*unless it's gas and rubbing alcohol

Jim Comey just admitted to the Reform and Oversight Committee Chair that uncleared people had access to classified content in Clinton's email.

You know how sometimes something really fucked up is happening and people turn a blind eye to it because they don't want to appear racist by speaking up?

That's basically those settlements. Extreme substance abuse, child molestation, rape, all the stuff we know and love.

I don't see it affecting her chances any

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Well maybe I can clean the settlements up.

It won't affect HER, but Comey is looking like a bonehead for not recommending indictment.

c-span.org/video/?412315-1/fbi-director-james-comey-testifies-hillary-clinton-email-probe

feet to the fire?

There's a point where you gotta call it quits, and though I usually am willing to give anyone a chance those settlements are way out of my ken.

Hoo yeah. He's getting grilled like a hot dog.

I figure I can rule over them with an iron fist. Every time I even suspect wrongdoing I'll shoot people.

there something off putting about this whole thing

beautiful

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Hail to the King of Nothing then

Yeah that's cspan for you.

He's not the goal, of course.

That man is the real MVP.

hold my hand and lets heat marshmallows over him

They'll taste like sweat.

well not that, its a matter of why wasnt she indicted? He is speaking as if she should have been indicted. He admits multiple faults of her while she was on trial.

ok fine just over an oven

Because he doesn't want to commit suicide with two shots to the back of the head.

In his original recommendation where he didn't suggest indictment she also sounded guilty as fuck. The Clintons murder people.

We could build an oven around him.

They'll taste like jews

WE'RE NOT KILLING THE JEWS WE'RE KILLING THE MUSLIMS NEF GOD GET IT RIGHT

they murder Serbs tbh

And so what? Political suicide should not matter in this case, if anything he sounds as if he isnt doing his job and doing what comes easiest and letting it blow over.

why not both?

No, he's not concerned about political suicide. He is concerned about BEING MURDERED. I think you're missing this. There is an obscenely long list of people who've died very conveniently around the Clintons, including but not limited to John Kennedy Jr. who was going to run against HRC for senate in 2000.

THEN DON'T BRING UP OVENS, KATIA

IT'S MARSHMALLOWS, BUILD A CAMPFIRE LIKE A REAL PERSON AND NOT A LAZY GIT

also Sultana Dotter has died. Her reign was long and prosperous

good shes dead start the crusades

>>>>anton sterling

Closed it. What the actual fuck, cummings.

The muslims are taking central america. From there, they'll use all the gold to take out the injuns.

America will be under allah's grace soon

>do you know who've hacked her?
>we can get you that information but we don't want to give any intelligence to foreign agents and don't want them to know what we may or may not be aware of

>has she been hacked?
>no

i think you are falling down the rabbit hole now Alice

His position with the bureau and whether or not he will keep it, might come down to who wins the next election.

hes literally rambling julian

You're right, I'm sure the clintons just got lucky with all those plane crashes. And people totally commit suicide by pointing guns at the back of their heads. And raid starbucks where former clinton white house staffers work, kill everyone and take nothing. Yup, that's normal.

What an enormous jackass.

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fucking niggers

i dont know man

are you just trawling through twitter hashtags now

You were wondering why comey didn't recommend to indict her. I told you. It's not about his career. His career would be BOOSTED by bringing down HRC.

yeah its fun

carry on I guess
can't say I care

we'll make america great again. #GiveMeHopeIn5Words

we'll is a contraction

A single syllable cannot be two words, it counts.

Fucking Walking On Sunshine.

Come on Eileen.

We
'll

clearly two

That ain't a syllabic L.

oh look, says right there - contraction

If two kids on each others shoulders wearing a trench-coat can't get into the movies with a single ticket, your contraction can't pretend to be one word.

I wasn't denying it's a contraction. A contraction is still a single word.

Bah, that is laziness.
He should be able to fit the 5 word frame without resorting to such abominations.

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Nef wants to suck your dick
#GiveMeHopeIn5Words

thats six

I biffed it.

I blame the heat.

wtf are these signons

I bless the rains down in Africa

America Will Be Great Again

Pain Pills Are Fucking Fantastic

Holy Shit Kittens Are Cute

The Internet Is For Porn

I Wish I Could Wank

Oh hey Squash, didn't realize you were in thread

Most acceptable

that wasnt completely squash tier

I got nothing on this one. Unforced error. Again, in my defense it's 93 degrees and my fan is broken.

nef likes to suck dick

That was what I was going to originally do but since it needed to be hopeful I wanted to say YOUR dick
and therein lay the failure

we should bully him until he starts the crusades

Nef gives out free gobbies

Making blow jobs great again

I know, but nothing is so I gotta take shots where I can.

should I post this in the other gfur

Bully who? Surely not me

You can try to hurt my feelings but I have pain pills for that. I have pills for everything right now

Oh, you were the one who guessed slipped disc, right?

yes why?

I don't mind either way

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You were very close!

Disc extrusion, not slipped disc. Also known as a herniated disc

No thanks I gave at the office.

IAMA heathen

ask me anything

Each disk has two parts: a soft, gelatinous inner portion and a tough outer ring. Injury or weakness can cause the inner portion of the disk to protrude through the outer ring.
This is known as a slipped, herniated, or prolapsed disk.

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o, come on eileen