Maisie edition
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gurning a bit still lads
next doors dog is fucked
disgusting tbhqwyf
my first wank of 2017 was to this
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just letting you know
3rd Impact should've happened more than a year a go
I'm starting to think we're not gonna make it lads
took a tinder girls virginity
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will be killing myself shortly
Drinking 10 units a day isn't *that* bad, is it?
what the fuck those freckles are dirty looking
Made eggs benedict for brunch today lads
I fucked up and split the hollandaise sauce - but I discovered that if you chuck the fucking shit whisk away and just get the hand blender out, you can whizz the bastard back into shape instantly
was absolutely top notch, would recommend to all of you lads (unless you're an anime poster, you can fuck off)
*did it a bit because didn't want to seem to thirsty (stupid I guess since I was on tinder after all)
Considering getting downloading it again as a laugh, but worried I might come across one of my gf's mates and cop a lot of shit
yes it is
...
elaborate
never wrapped my head around alcohol "units". They should just compare everything to a standard pint of beer.
how many pints of beer is 10 units? tell me that and then we can interface, our minds can mesh
i challenge rebbeca hudson from swansea to the ice bucket challenge
not one for pepper on my potatoes personally, but that's up to them.
4 and a bit
Hmm, didn't know there this reaction to a meteor falling and destroying the dinosaurs
Cunts fucked
Real new:
Not hyped for this new year thing.
My life is just going to keep getting worse.
>Sophie - celt
>maisie - anglo
hmm yes
my life will come to an end before april
Whats your favourite type of tea /brit/?
Off to wangy wangy Newcastle
anyone want the meds?
Pondering all the things governments do for oil
Sophie>Maisie
probably bad, but I've drank half a bottle of vodka every day for coming up to 4 years and I'm still fit as a fiddle
iced
>how many pints of beer is 10 units? tell me that and then we can interface, our minds can mesh
give me residence permit or else
>as the niggers were going extinct, they became confused, fearful, angry and lashed out, not knowing their era was over
hmm
Is this an accurate representation of Australia?
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How do i get strayan shitposting powers?
no this is
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don't know what this means
I support our roachy friend
Which cities are worth to visits in the UK?
I already visited London (just one day, and there was a ton of tourists), and Reading (one week, my cousin studied there).
Wich other cities/places do you advise me to visit?
does maisie have a boyfriend?
yes
spend your formative adolescent years in australian schooling
why do anglos not know how to use make up properly, they either cake it or cover nothing
You know she'd be mad fun in the sack though.
You are now blessed with the powers of the shit my lad
Go forth ey
Liverpool and Manchester
have drank for 13 hours now
why do alcoholics make this out to be so hard
i mean reasons and your way of killing yourself, dont care about date t b h f a m
go watch The Thick of It you odious little puddle of slime
Ah yes, the one day a year where I can't attempt physical fitness because I'd be a sheeple
cringe whenever i see an asian attempting a hitler youth style undercut
Am I a big guy?
Bath
Bristol
York
Edinburgh
lots of other smaller cities are worth a visit too, such as Durham, but they're more day trips than stays because they're so small.
Really, why?
looks like my willy except I have a big vein bang up the middle
...
never reply to me again you dribbling wet little worm
Which country has glam metal as it's national anthem?
im bored
haven't come to a final decision regarding method
i like spein the greatest ally
Don't know about big, but you're fucking gay.
This is actual indecent exposure - there's children on this site you paedo
Preston is the only one worth going to 2bh
Thanks guy
>actually meet a girl I like spending time with and feel like theres a mutual interest and I have a chance for once
>consider working up the courage to ask her out or something
>she saves me the grief and asks me to hang out herself and gives me her number
>get lunch with her later that week
>next time I see her in person a week later she casually mentions the guy shes been dating
felt like a proper fool after that. after nearly 6 months I'm still a bit confused and hung up on it. that'll teach me to get my hopes up
Oh (you)s are back
Kinda liked ......... desu
City of culture, Kingston upon Hull
Got smashed so early last night I didn't even make it out.
Embarassing
Just had a death battle with a spider. Blasted the cunt with my deodorant and finished him off with a swift strike with the can itself.
>there's children on this site you paedo
Sup Forums is an 18+ only site
underage banned.
HATE baby boomers
>he has the virgin vein
HA
me this morning after last nights festivities
yes
listen you gelatinous ball of flesh - don't you ever. EVER. Have the bollocks to breathe another word in my direction or it will be the end of you, you sad little wetwipe of a man
that's a shitty reason
Only certain boards are 18+ you cretin
Remember when I "accidentally" got smashed at a friend's birthday party so I had an excuse to not go out with them to their fucking shit clubs afterwards
those were dark days
>69347756
Thank you mr i feel most shitpostier than ever before
*gestures to groin*
done pretty much the exact same lad
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have to go see my parents whilst I'm on a comedown and am struggling with basic life things
one word to describe /brit/
"odious"
>wetwipe
that's my insult, you fucking binbag. You utter BREADBIN FUCK OFF
everyone loves a big veiny cock mate
>American """""""""""""""borders"""""""""""""""
you didn't deserve that fella.
"runtfarm"
New business idea
Don't buy alcohol for an entire year
clearly not is it you fucking linen basket do not fucking push me sunshine or I'll come down on you so hard your head will spin
had a dream about the oneitis lads
I feel ya
wrong
the entire site is 18+
life is a shitty existence for the ugly and socially inept
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I really fucking despise Protestant farmers
Fucking bastards
business idea: don't take drugs anymore
ah yes, orange time again
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