/brit/

Maisie edition

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gurning a bit still lads

next doors dog is fucked

disgusting tbhqwyf

my first wank of 2017 was to this
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just letting you know

3rd Impact should've happened more than a year a go

I'm starting to think we're not gonna make it lads

took a tinder girls virginity

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will be killing myself shortly

Drinking 10 units a day isn't *that* bad, is it?

what the fuck those freckles are dirty looking

Made eggs benedict for brunch today lads

I fucked up and split the hollandaise sauce - but I discovered that if you chuck the fucking shit whisk away and just get the hand blender out, you can whizz the bastard back into shape instantly

was absolutely top notch, would recommend to all of you lads (unless you're an anime poster, you can fuck off)

*did it a bit because didn't want to seem to thirsty (stupid I guess since I was on tinder after all)

Considering getting downloading it again as a laugh, but worried I might come across one of my gf's mates and cop a lot of shit

yes it is

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elaborate

never wrapped my head around alcohol "units". They should just compare everything to a standard pint of beer.

how many pints of beer is 10 units? tell me that and then we can interface, our minds can mesh

i challenge rebbeca hudson from swansea to the ice bucket challenge

not one for pepper on my potatoes personally, but that's up to them.

4 and a bit

Hmm, didn't know there this reaction to a meteor falling and destroying the dinosaurs

Cunts fucked

Real new:

Not hyped for this new year thing.

My life is just going to keep getting worse.

>Sophie - celt
>maisie - anglo
hmm yes

my life will come to an end before april

Whats your favourite type of tea /brit/?

Off to wangy wangy Newcastle
anyone want the meds?

Pondering all the things governments do for oil

Sophie>Maisie

probably bad, but I've drank half a bottle of vodka every day for coming up to 4 years and I'm still fit as a fiddle

iced

>how many pints of beer is 10 units? tell me that and then we can interface, our minds can mesh

give me residence permit or else

>as the niggers were going extinct, they became confused, fearful, angry and lashed out, not knowing their era was over
hmm

Is this an accurate representation of Australia?
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How do i get strayan shitposting powers?

no this is
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don't know what this means

I support our roachy friend

Which cities are worth to visits in the UK?
I already visited London (just one day, and there was a ton of tourists), and Reading (one week, my cousin studied there).
Wich other cities/places do you advise me to visit?

does maisie have a boyfriend?

yes
spend your formative adolescent years in australian schooling

why do anglos not know how to use make up properly, they either cake it or cover nothing

You know she'd be mad fun in the sack though.

You are now blessed with the powers of the shit my lad

Go forth ey

Liverpool and Manchester

have drank for 13 hours now

why do alcoholics make this out to be so hard

i mean reasons and your way of killing yourself, dont care about date t b h f a m

go watch The Thick of It you odious little puddle of slime

Ah yes, the one day a year where I can't attempt physical fitness because I'd be a sheeple

cringe whenever i see an asian attempting a hitler youth style undercut

Am I a big guy?

Bath
Bristol
York
Edinburgh

lots of other smaller cities are worth a visit too, such as Durham, but they're more day trips than stays because they're so small.

Really, why?

looks like my willy except I have a big vein bang up the middle

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never reply to me again you dribbling wet little worm

Which country has glam metal as it's national anthem?

im bored
haven't come to a final decision regarding method

i like spein the greatest ally

Don't know about big, but you're fucking gay.
This is actual indecent exposure - there's children on this site you paedo

Preston is the only one worth going to 2bh

Thanks guy

>actually meet a girl I like spending time with and feel like theres a mutual interest and I have a chance for once
>consider working up the courage to ask her out or something
>she saves me the grief and asks me to hang out herself and gives me her number
>get lunch with her later that week
>next time I see her in person a week later she casually mentions the guy shes been dating

felt like a proper fool after that. after nearly 6 months I'm still a bit confused and hung up on it. that'll teach me to get my hopes up

Oh (you)s are back
Kinda liked ......... desu

City of culture, Kingston upon Hull

Got smashed so early last night I didn't even make it out.

Embarassing

Just had a death battle with a spider. Blasted the cunt with my deodorant and finished him off with a swift strike with the can itself.

>there's children on this site you paedo
Sup Forums is an 18+ only site
underage banned.

HATE baby boomers

>he has the virgin vein
HA

me this morning after last nights festivities

yes

listen you gelatinous ball of flesh - don't you ever. EVER. Have the bollocks to breathe another word in my direction or it will be the end of you, you sad little wetwipe of a man

that's a shitty reason

Only certain boards are 18+ you cretin

Remember when I "accidentally" got smashed at a friend's birthday party so I had an excuse to not go out with them to their fucking shit clubs afterwards

those were dark days

>69347756
Thank you mr i feel most shitpostier than ever before

*gestures to groin*

done pretty much the exact same lad

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have to go see my parents whilst I'm on a comedown and am struggling with basic life things

one word to describe /brit/
"odious"

>wetwipe
that's my insult, you fucking binbag. You utter BREADBIN FUCK OFF

everyone loves a big veiny cock mate

>American """""""""""""""borders"""""""""""""""

you didn't deserve that fella.

"runtfarm"

New business idea

Don't buy alcohol for an entire year

clearly not is it you fucking linen basket do not fucking push me sunshine or I'll come down on you so hard your head will spin

had a dream about the oneitis lads

I feel ya

wrong
the entire site is 18+

life is a shitty existence for the ugly and socially inept

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I really fucking despise Protestant farmers

Fucking bastards

business idea: don't take drugs anymore

ah yes, orange time again

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Retard.