What's the most alpha sport? Why?

What's the most alpha sport? Why?

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MMA.
It's all about who's the hardest cunt in the fight

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Water polo

Football, boxing, wrestling

Making out with 5 girls at the same time at a club while a lot of faggots were watching it. Story:

>be me
>19 years old having fun at a club with friends
>group of girls next to us
One girl start talking to me, she is 6/10 but bah Im having fun with my mates plus I was getting lots of pussies at that time
>she says me that Im gay
>I tell her stop bothering me
>she keeps joking about me with her friends.
>me: ok enough
>me: do you all want to know how much gay am I?
>start kissing her and her 4 friends
>they just stay there quiet waiting for their turn
>after 30 min i grab the hand of the girl who started everything and take to the toilet
>fuck her pussy against the wall
>come back with my homies

totally happened/10

MMA guys don't get chicks though I say baseball or basketball

Chess, because the mind is a man's most powerful organ.

>this woman dated two different mma fighters.

Hard to argue with MMA because of the 1v1. Most Alpha team sport - Hockey

Even pussy hockey players are tough. And they are chill ass people off the ice - because they know they don't have to prove shit.

>mind
>organ
Pick one

got to be american football. it's like a fucking war with frontlines and massive person vs person fighting.

wrestling is the gayest sport ever. m,aybe tied with polo

BASE Jumping, it requires much of the rock climber's skill set, a good combo of athleticism/intelligence and is deadly as fuck, It's also elitist (expensive) so unlike AMA it's got an entry barrier to autists with good physiques, you need to be alpha at life (not just sport) to get into this, espcially at a competitive level where even with sponsorsips you'll be putting a lot of money down on traveling all over the world. Unlike fighting sports 99% of people don't have the guts to even try at an amateur level, in terms of sheer just having balls this beats everything.

strongman

ballerina

ya with less than 10 minutes of total play time through the whole game..... next

Anyone can become a good fighter it's human nature. Freestyle and endurance oriented extreme sports take a special kind of talent

Team sports are gay

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Ping pong, shits intense

Rugby

Watch the recent test matches between Australia and England.

As close as you get to the colessseum in it's prime without people dying.

Nice b8 m8

Holy shit I'm good

Tiddlywinks

Poker. Nobody said poker?

Baseball or basketball
> 2 non contact sports
> how about wall street stockbroker

Sex, but the trophies are worthless.

>hugging other men in underwear
>alpha
K m8

This

Ice skating

MMA or other types of martial arts for me.
Here in the place I live in italy girls find football or basketball "boring" and MMA guys get all the puss puss. I guess fighting sports are the alphaest ones.

In OP's case that would be cheerleading
amirite

tru

>wrestling is gay becuz i got my ass kicked by a wrestler
you obviously never knew anyone on the wrestling team in high school, they train a lot

Bowling

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well she looks pretty fucking ugly desu

true, some people dont understand wwe is not the only wrestling company in the universe.

In terms of getting pussy sailing is the ultimate alpha sport

I'm a pussy and I played college football. Not a tough sport unless you're a defensive linemen or something.

gotta say rugby. shit is tough

then theres mma, boxing, football

What a creative imagination

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Hockey. Professional bull riding is also acceptable
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>team sports are gay because I've never been picked for the team
Is this what you meant user?

I think he meant team sports are gay but I could've read it wrong

I've always found it cringey to consider chess a sport... It's not unlike fucking "e-sports" You might as well call hunting down increasingly perverse pornography a sport, unlike those other one with real consquences, which would turn /b into world class athletes...

Motorsports of all kinds

Because?
He was either cut from the team, too scared to try out, or never got picked at all.

I've found the word "cringey" to be retarded. Go back to leafy.

Or maybe he didn't want to share locker rooms with a bunch of sweaty faggots that play with balls all day

I'm a an MLG COD pro and I get aaaaaawwwwllll the poontang

Cheerleading obvi

Or I played football for a while in school and got a dh bike and realized how fucking boring football really is

This.

Exactly. You get more freedom and enjoyment from a sport with no rules

Motorcycle racing

Someone posted a word you don't approve of, whatever shall we do you retarded triggered cuck

Agreed, tread water for an hour while playing soccer with your hands and being constantly kicked in the balls under water.

>this woman cucked two different mma fighters
wow, so even being in the mma wont keep your bitch loyal

Spoken like a true beta
"I don't want to play on a team because I'm too straight to use a locker room with teammates!"
Yeah every closeted faggot from my highschool used that excuse. It didn't convince anyone.
The only legit excuses are:
>I don't like the game
>I don't like the players on the team
>I'm in a wheelchair
As soon as you use "because its gay" as an excuse, you're automatically a beta fag.

at different times faggot.

This. Any little mistake or mechanical failure can kill you and/or the other racers.

>"If I call this guy a cuck, that'll make it better! Better say he's triggered too, that'll make it look like I'm not the one upset"

How much longer is summer?

being a cuckold

NASCAR

well put

You would be a good porn writer

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Amen. Not just going around in circles like people think

>Hockey players
>Chill
>Not angry short tempered manlets who sperg out if anything mildly bad happens

you cant /thread your own post faggot

I don't like the game. You're right. Also can't stand the type of people that play it. You just reaffirmed that for me

Dubs speak the truth

Let's run a few yards at a time into a wall of people for hours. Sounds fun! Fucking faggot

Is not just going in circles?

It's a very physically demanding and competitive sport. Do your research if you're one of the people that makes left turn jokes every time it's mentioned.

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