Hmmmm

hmmmm

what now?

Going for the 5 Stars in 2 years

nothing, sports are a waste of time
at best you would play sunday, and that's it
fuck this. we need gf's

Don't you have other sports? Basket-ball, Handball, Rugby?

Cheer for that Kerber girl.

cheer up

yeah. this.
One can't be really angry anymore when you can win every two years

Go back home

Sack Löw
Get more than one real striker
Abolish meme tactics

it's not like i'm angry, just empty.

the tournament is over for us and i don't even care who wins it

crabcock

It feels good to be French.

>Sack Löw

here: Time to clean up the trash.

As opposed to celebrate at the Eiffel Tower?

>mfw this guy is right and we're wasting our lives watching a few rich men kicking some ball

Touché, Jean-Pierre. Or a German on vacation.

play videogames and fap

it's pretty good

Yea but we all know there is only one real sport

go watch blacked.com with your gf, will make you feel better.

Confederations Cup my friend!

i normally do but i just don't feel like it right now

>tfw no gf

But I don't want to go back to France

>tfw new apartment
>tfw door is right next to kitchen
>tfw want to fap but cant

i miss my old home where my room was upstairs in a corner. i could be naked all day if i wanted

pre-season + el quali and shit

dortmund playing tomorrow

can't wait to see dembele

Visit France this summer.

Watch anime, read books and listen to music, pretty much as always.

No matter the shit luck you had this time, you will always be the best NT for me

Celebrate your performance by letting in a quintrillion shitskins

why not a gazillion?

But i dont want to get aluha akbared

can't. my tank needs repairs

just as likely to get allahued in your own dune coon filled country

This guy has a point

build stuff

If we want to see brown people, we would go to a German metropolis.

Stay away from Paris/Lyon/Marseille.

It's your fault if the Tsunado wins a European Championship.
Your fault.

There's a life outside Sup Forums and internet.
And it's a pretty good one.

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Why not just stay away from France all together?

im not even mad really...

i was never fully convinced that we'd make it very far. we've been such an innovative strikeforce, playing fresh and mindnumbingly good offenses, and now its just become like >bayern on a bad day.
pass it around the box for 86 minutes and then concede shit goals.

meh. the only reason i'd have to get mad is if portugal win the cup. they dont deserve shit. its not because i dislike them personally, i just think that in order to deserve the title, one has to earn it.

portugal won a single game in 90 minutes.

>what now?
buy the Skyrim Remaster

Nothing against France, but the last time I was in Paris (inb4 WW2 jokes) the people were complete assholes depsite me trying to be as polite as possible.

why are they so many russian tourists here then?

Root for France because a) It makes Germany look worse for losing to Portugal if they get BTFO and b) We all hate Portugal the most

>Paris

Come in Bordeaux!

Jej, where did you go? I was there a month ago and the people were all surprisingly friendly.

They have handball alright.

What did they do ? What happened exactly?

I have never been to Paris myself but my parents went a while back and they had the same experience. Parisians are generally accepted to be the worst

North-east close to the Parc des Buttes-Chaumont. The area was nice, but the people weren't.

I did two mistakes:
1) I talked in french when my french was apparently not good enough that they accept it
2) I didn't talk french when the people actually wanted me to try at least.

What happened to pooller? I thought he was supposed to be good.

I went to Paris today and people were nice. Even offered me help for directions despite not even asking them.

You guys are just fucking liars who wants to meme.

Basically, no matter if I tried to appeal to the people or not, they always found a reason to complain.

I'm not the best speaker due to my German accent, but I can have simple comversations with my french mates, so I don't know why others pretend to not understand my orders.

Now we can go to work at Monday :-D

nice one that cheered me up

To be honest, French people aren't exactly too fond of us. It's not usually worth the trip down if you're gonna get shit service based on what your license plate says.

I'd rather visit the nordic countries, Italy, Spain, etc.

>North-east
lel, that's the shittiest place

Make a pulled pork sandwich

Do the sell barbecue sauce in Europe?

Can't wait to avenge 7-0 you fucking mapuches! Ahhhh time can't pass fast enough.
>t. still butthurt chicano

>pretend to not understand my orders.

wtf hans

any new improvements besides better graphics?

The area was fine, unless you got jewed into paying 4€ for a coffee.

Wow, really makes you think

OOOOOUIIIIIIIIIIII

GREAAE MAN FUCKED U UP SO HARD HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GERMANY HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I came as a tourist and not as the SS, Frédéric. I'm talking about bars and restaurants.

>frolick in a simulation of nordic mythos while the rigor mortis of the west sets in

Sounds great tbqh

> North-east close to the Parc des Buttes-Chaumont.

I literally live there.

And you're damn right we don't like your kind here.

These are the types we like.

I missed the first half of the game. Anyone got the handball webm?

Did you actually experience this? Or is it a general saying?

Just a small hint, Matthieu, if you guys don't give me the drinks for 15€ that I ordered, it's not me who is missing out.

You wish

fuck

Hope france wins agains つ

wtf i hate football now!

play gothic 2 instead

Fucking frogs

Let's visit France again.

nah.
Germany maintains always the same very high level of football, but it never reaches the top. So when there are no top teams, like in 22014 where every team was shit, they win, but usually there is at least one top team so they at most reach the final or the semis.
in 2 years at least france will be a top team, so you got no chance of winning

>look for some Striker to play them 2018

>relax and watch TSUUUU vs. GREASEMAN

>shitpost the finals loser

how could you lose
theres no way they didnt practice it to death how to play through sagna and evra then have a ball in the box which muller can break in somehow
or beat them with a header
or send in podo
or something

not even a clear chance

>like in 22014
Shit user have we contacted ayy lmaos by that year?

to be honest, i think the only reason germany lost today was because schweinsteiger decided to play handball instead. germany was the better team, but made stupid mistakes (which makes them worse in the end, i know yadda yadda). but they PLAYED way better than france

have some 2d waifu, kamerad

and i forgot: what you said is bullshit and does not make sense. the euro and world cup are always just a snapshot of current strength. if germany was not a top team in 2014, then who was? following your statement, there are times when no team in the world can be considered a top team, which does not seem to make much sense to me

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dankiert.

invade Francia

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>anime shit
Gimme real women

at least you have hope for 2 years time

ahahhahaha das ist fantastisch meme

Now just hope France doesn't shit the bed against penaldo, and we get a happy ending.

>f germany was not a top team in 2014, then who was?
nobody was.
let's imagine that how good a team is can be rated in numbers from 1 to 1000.
Germany is always around 900/950. Other teams can vary between 850 on bad years to 990 on good years. So when all other teams are havig bad years germany wins. When at least one team has a good year germany loses.

i hope they do. i demand a german ref btw. would be fair.

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>not wanting Portugal to go full circle and do a Greece

Ich lachte

Danke :3

you answer to bait t b h

every WC is earned as you have to beat worthy Opponents

Italy struggled back in 2006 against fucking Australia as example

Honestly, I would, but I just want to see Ronaldo cry. He got it too easy with the champion's league this year, and too easy with the euro knock out matches this year, can't let him win both. If it wasn't for him, I'd probably support the moors because underdog. But ronaldo helps me forget the underdog theme.

Maybe it's also a bit because I like the frogs' culture. Just a bit.