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I need to make about $500 in the next 3 days. How do?

Tits because

You could do what I do. I work in a lab testing petrochemicals for the EPA. $500 bucks is less than 2 days work.

Whore yourself out to 50 fat women for $10 a piece.

Sauce?

Suck 500 dicks for a dollar per dick.

Curiosity bump.

Also, check´em.

A dollar a dick? That's gotta be ten times OP's usual rate.

For the lazy fuckers:

>www.nudelas.com/fernanda-passos-revista-sexy/

Now give bussiness ideas, I wanna make some money.

get a small loan of 1.000.000 $$ from your dad.

>become chaturbate guy
>get lucky
>steal(don't)
>deal drugs

How about you get back at making america great?

Sell your ass on the street.

Need sauce

Fake tits don't inspire much.

I wonder if his dad charged him interest

Go to work son.

Already provided stupid fuck, learn to lurk.

Contribute of fuck off.

ITT: poorfags who think anyone can turn 1M into 4.5B

How about turning 500 USD into 10K USD?

Or maybe 2K for starters.

It's a lot easier than starting with 500 bucks and your dick. But you're right.

This thread is... about what I expected.

I assume you don't just walk in off the street working there.

They need love too!

Not to completion? Cake walk.

Fuck you, she is a solid 9+

Give me sauce guyz

God fucking dammit, already given:
Contribute or get back at whoring your sorry asses newfags.

Fucking summer.

Actually...I started there at $14 an hour as a company gopher. I kept asking to get trained to run the tests. 1 year later they hired a new gopher and I started in the lab making $18.50 an hour. 6 months later $22.50. 6 months later $25.00. I've been there for about 6 years now.

No college, and yes, I more or less walked in off the street. You just have to not be an idiot and show initiative and ask for the training and the company trains you. Then once you know how to run all the shit, they want you to stay because you know how to do everything in the lab and that means managers don't have to work extra hours.

>No college
What year was all this?

Do you think a common Sup Forumstard can make it. Not that I doubt you are a real Sup Forumstard, just that it seems nonplausible in these times.