CRACKHEAD TALES!

CRACKHEAD TALES!
I'll go first.
>work at cinema
>enter crackhead couple
>obviously total scumbags, look almost homeless
>woman seems near enough sober, maybe had a couple of drinks, but crack/heroin has destroyed her face
>the guy
>the guy....
>absolutely 100% out of his mind on heroin or some other strong opiate
>pic related, only he was more visibly drawn-out from drugs
>they approach the till next to mine being manned by a fat bitch that I hate but that's beside the point
>they ask to see the conjuring 2
decent film btw, acting is pure and total cringe but it will definitely shit you up if you watch it loud
>anyway
>next showing isn't for an hour
>as Fatty McDiabetic prints off their tickets and the woman pays, I notice the guy is leaning over the sweets
>hear a sligh rustling and see he now has his hands in the inside of his jacket
>guy has clearly just stolen a bag of sweets
>I stare him dead in the eyes, then stare right at his jacket where the sweets are, then back into his eyes
>allaroundmearefamiliarfaces.jpg
>he is JUST lucid enough to realise that he has been busted
>after a solid 5 seconds of me staring him out he does this weird full-body jerk motion
>slurs "just lukin fur sum change pal, heh"
>I keep staring him the eye
>"yeah..."
>I didn't physically witness him put the sweets into his jacket and the cinema policy is you can't actually accuse someone of stealing unless there is solid proof and multiple eye witnesses

CONT

>as I said, their next showing isn't for an hour so I say nothing and they leave the cinema to go shoot heroin or something before their film starts
>go into managers office, tell them what happened, and ask to see security footage
>it couldn't be more perfect
>just as he takes the bag and is putting it into his jacket he looks up and makes eye contact with the security camera
>this guy could be on a poster of what shoplifting looks like
>you stupid nigger
>hour or so later, they come back
>"yo mate can I have a word?", I say in a slightly hushed voiced, beckoning him over to the counter
>trying to hide my erection as I anticipate a good old crackhead-kickoff
>"uhhhhhbluhhhh yeah man sure"
>slumps his way over to the tills
>he's even more wasted than before
>"so about those sweets?"
>woman, who is now clearly intoxicated, starts to be all like "what are you on about?"
>before he can finish her sentence, wasted guy cuts her off
>"shut the fuck up you bitch" sharp as fuck, out of nowhere
>mfw
>she has done nothing wrong
>he grabs a handful of dirty ass-pennies out of his pocket and asks how much
>"£3.40"
>cinema prices are toppest of keks in the UK, don't know about you other faggots
>"fukkin hell"
>he doesn't have enough
>manager has in this time been notified of the crackhead bandits arrival and has approached the till
>he says "oh if you can't pay for them then we'll have to just refund your tickets and we can pay for it out of that"
>"oh yeah sure cool"

CONT

>we refund the tickets and give them the money minus the amount they had to pay for the sweets
>they both look confounded
>"we payed £x.XX, wtf"
>"yeah that's the £X.XX minus the £3.40 for the sweets you took"
>.....
>..........
>cogsturning.avi
>"okay well can we have another two tickets for the conjuring then?"
>they clearly will not have enough money...
>manager explains the whole thing and slowly it sinks into crackhead ladies head
>they aren't seeing this movie today
>she EXPLODES out of nowhere into a fit of rage at crackheadguy
>absolutely screaming
>"YOU FUCKING JUNKIE CUNT ALL THIS FOR SOME ROLO'S WHAT A FUCKING JOKE"
>there are kids with their parents at the cinema
>she's still going
>mfw
>crackhead guy is at this point literally just staring into space wondering where the fuck he is
>is not listening at all
>me, manager, and three other members of staff are just stood there
>Watching this spaced out junkie pay absolutely no attention to crackhead bitch going apeshit into his ear
>he looks a mixture of serenly content, and in nightmarish agony
>after 20 seconds or so manager starts asking them to leave the building or the police will be called
>crackhead woman storms out, screaming the whole time
>crackhead guy regains consioucness after a minute or so
>slowly turns his head to me
>no joke
>"uhhhh two for the conjuring please"

Bümp

i enjoyed OP

Kek

Great tale, OP. Got a little chuckle out of it.
Tell us more about this fat lady that you hate.

>"ah sorry dude you gotta leave"
>feeling sorry for him at this point
>he probably has to deal with his crackhead bitch all the time, life hasn't been kind to this guy
>he just sort of stands around for a couple of minutes
>mumbling apologies and looking around
>slowly trails off towards towards the exit
>shit eating grins on my colleagues faces
>most exciting thing any of us have ever witness
>go home and masturbate over it later that night

crackheads are awesome

>be me
>living in atlanta
>crackhead central
>get a speeding ticket
>municipal court is in the middle of crack town
>get down there to pay
>early morning
>park in sketch parking lot
>crackhead approaches me as i'm walking from my car
>"hey man, them's some nice shoes"
>shit
>think i'm about to get shanked
>"thanks bro"
>doesn't shank me
>starts walking along beside me
>not sure where this is going
>"hey man. can i buy those shoes from you?"
>"what?"
>"i'll pay you for them."
>"i'm wearing them right now. what would i be wearing if i sold you my shoes"
>"man, with the money you could go buy you some new shoes"
>"that doesn't make sense. if you've got the money why don't you go buy YOU some shoes?"
>"man, cause i like those shoes"
>still not sure what the fuck is going on
>"i'm not going to sell you my shoes"
>think i'm about to get shanked
>crackhead stops walking
>i continue on
>"man! fuck you! i was gonna pay you any everything!"
>walk inside and pay speeding ticket

Checked

got one for yea tried meth once stayed up for 2 days it sucked dont do meth its not only bad for you all it dose is keep you up.

Sure, I have just the one, gonna keep it short a and sweet though

>okay I'll be straight, I don't actually hate her, she's never done anything to make me hate her
>she's just weird as fuck
>she has this weird demeanor where despite being the same level of employee as me, she will always ask me to do things for her
>she has this sort of sweet, timid voice that is also fucking horrible and sends shivers down my spine
>one of the weirdest things about her is that she has such low self-confidence that she will apologies ALL the time, when no apology is needed
>maybe it's just because she's british
>she sweeps up some popcorn like 5ft away from you
>"oh sorry darling"
>she asks you to do something totally unwarranted
>"oh sorry darling"
>she is taking her break and leaving you with ONLY 5 other colleagues to work with
>"oh sorry darling"
>didn't notice it at first, but over time it really starts to annoy me
>then
>one day it all changed and became hilarious for me
>sat in the team room on my 15 minute break chilling and browsing Sup Forums on my phone
>team room is a communal area, people come and go
>she opens the door in a completely normally fashion
>"oh sorry darling"
>can't contain myself and just burst out laughing
>she literally apologised for entering the team room
>it's like a fucking reflex for her to just say sorry for existing at this point
>she does not understand AT ALL why I'm laughing
>try and tell her I'm laughing at a funny pic I saw
>she doesn't buy it
>has barely spoken or looked at me for weeks

OP is storytelling god

heh glad you think so, this is like the 3rd thread I've ever made in my 5 years lurking

I have a couple more stories from the cinema if people are in the thread

You can't go any fucking where in the actual city Atlanta without running into a fucking crackhead. Its like they have nesting grounds at the fucking Greyhound station too. I always see so many there.

tell us moar OP

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PLEASE make more

Show us pics of this lady.

What the fuck did you check?

(You) took the bait

Wow what's your fucking problem so a guy stole a little bit of candy you want to embarrass him in public and cause a freakout where children are? You're fucking scum I hate theater workers like you who take their job seriously

These sweet doubles

Stfu faggot. He's doing his job. That's what he's paid for.

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Another apology-lady tale

>be before crackhead incident, me and apology lady are still on talking terms
>btw her daughter also works at the cinema and is like a little dwarfy clone of her mum
>when they are on shift together we get more customers due to their gravitational pull I guess
>her daughter is actually quite a nice person despite being a larger species
>anyway
>I am talking to apology-lady and another colleague
>the conversation turns to "weird stuff"
>as in literally we were just telling each other about weird stuff we'd seen or heard about
>out of nowhere apologylady comes out with "oh well my son is a furry, that's pretty weird I think!"
>mfw
>I'm in the UK, legitimately thought furry culture was like exclusive to the US or something
>pretend not to know what a furry is, ask her to clarify what she's talking about to confirm we're on the same age
>she explains
>it's exactly as I thought, except she didn't mention that he jacks his weird little weenie to furry porn
>she tells me she took a week of work last year to take him to a furry convention
>mfw
>my internal organs are convulsing at this point in a mixture of disbelief and excitement
>have to pretend I don't think this is the single most hilaious thing anyone has ever told me
>"oh that does sound a bit strange I'll be honest!" I jest, giving her an awkward friendly glance
>I can see the pain in her eyes
>she knows about the furry porn
>she knows exactly how bad this is
>finish conversation
>masturbate in the team room over my great discover
>apologylady walks in
>"oh sorry darling"

I'm not sure here.... Did you just fucking predict your own dubs?
Or are you still playing off the bait? My fucking word...

The fuck are you checking newfag?

He's paid to ring people up not to snitch on people when he didn't even see it happen

Newfag trying to cover his tracks

Predicted. This is a good thread tbh.

neato

smoked crack on the west side of Chicago with a random crackhead in my old $60k leased car.

Faggot he saw it. That's like not even what he said. Stop being this retarded. He's paid to ring up shit, did he ring up that candy? No. So stfu and look how stupid you are.
>snitches
What are you in middle school?

Damn son!

I too am enjoying this thread. Got some quality asmr in the background as well.

nice story op

Furries are the worst

Please pics of daughter.

He didn't see it, did you even read it? He only assumed it and went straight to his manager like a little bitch boy. And he wasn't serving the guy so why the hell would he ring him up in the first place? Fuck off with your idiocy.

Your dubs bitch

I giggled..

yes plz more cinema story's op

OP here
you're a nigger and I don't care about what you're saying lmao

Faggot he was buying a ticket. Do you not understand that he was ringing him up and he saw crackhead joe put it in his pocket, but sonce policy is no accusing until you have proof, therefore he went to the security cameras to check, did you even read simpleton?
>as Fatty McDiabetic prints off their tickets and the woman pays, I notice the guy is leaning over the sweets
>hear a sligh rustling and see he now has his hands in the inside of his jacket
>guy has clearly just stolen a bag of sweets
>I stare him dead in the eyes, then stare right at his jacket where the sweets are, then back into his eyes
>allaroundmearefamiliarfaces.jpg
>he is JUST lucid enough to realise that he has been busted
>after a solid 5 seconds of me staring him out he does this weird full-body jerk motion
>slurs "just lukin fur sum change pal, heh"
>I keep staring him the eye
>"yeah..."
>I didn't physically witness him put the sweets into his jacket and the cinema policy is you can't actually accuse someone of stealing unless there is solid proof and multiple eye witnesses.
Then op went to the manager and checked the cams. He didnt accuse the crackhead of stealing until after he saw the evidence jackass.

We need more stories op.

Bump for OP.

>I don't care about what you're saying
>But I care a fuck ton about my minimum wage where I ring people up at the movies that shit is serious peoples lives are in my hands

You need a life you fucking nobody, gotta feel important by being extra good at your stupid ass job

Fuck you, the crackhead doesn't get a special pass for being a thief. I hope a crackhead steals your shit.

The point is that he even went to his manager in the first place. OP takes his job way too seriously he's a glorified ticket ripper

Bump for more stories

Just kill yourself you little thief.. Learn to pay for shit.

At least he has a job. Keep cleaning that cum out of your neckbeard from your mlp jerk session.

today OP was not a faggot

good read m8

>can't refute my point so he goes for a middle school insult

Good job on proving me right

not sure if they're are bating or just Dindu

Lol that's what you're supposed to do at a job. Take care of it. You're probably a thieving ass faggot who needs to steal to even exist. That's just sad.

I laughed.
Op was not a faggot.

Poetic, OP - thank you for sharing.

OP again
>another guy works at cinema
>not sure if gay or not
>literally nothing against gay people, but he's flamboyant and annoying in the worst way
>I'm on ushering duty and we are both clearing a screen after a showing, sweeping popcorn off the floor etc
>shit but whatever, it's a job
>I have a bin bag in my hands, he approaches me with an empty tray of nachos in his hands
>I open the bin-bag for him to throw it away
>he does so
>leans right into my fucking ear and whispers
>"cheers big boy"
>it's literally just me and him alone in this massive empty cinema room
>I just stare at him
>"don't ever do that again"
>he does the most awful and cringeworthy little shuffle of his life over to another bit of rubbish on the floor
>quickly shuffles back to me and does the exact same thing again, only this time with a more manly voice, trying to play the first time off as a funny joke
>mfw
>say nothing and leave the screen, leaving him to clean the rest up by himself
>there's loads of rubbish
>he doesn't say anything to management because he knows I'll tell them why I left the room

kek

You had a point?

No his job is to handle customer transactions, nowhere does it say for him to go crawling to his boss all "h-h-hey i think i saw someone stealing, that's illegal! let's get this guy ay?" like some kind of justice seeking fag

Hiya Crackity McCrackhead

kek

>cheers big boy.
Hahahaha wtf man.

OP here
to put your little debate to rest, I'll point out that I'm on the verge of a management position at the cinema, and doing things like being professional and reporting shoplifting to the appropriate people is the kind of thing that helps you out in that position. It's called doing your job lol

Your point refutes itself faggot. If you want to keep your job then you try to good work. Regardless of whether it steps on someones toes or not. Again, if you ever make it out of your fucking basement and talk to a real life human being you'd understand that.

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Welcome to normal society, where stealing is considered "Wrong" and a "Crime".

OP is bored as hell at his minimum wage job no harm in a little excitement. busting crackheads for shit was a daily routine at my old job makes life more interesting

That's the point. His job is to handle transactions. Was the candy paid for?
No.
You literally have no idea what you're talking about.
Did he get the transaction at the end?
Yes. He didnt go crawling faggot, only thieving people like you who believe that shit should be tolerated do. Off yourself.

>gravitational pull
>pain in her eyes

OP, I love you.

Crackhead user has never had a responsibility except wiping the cum off his limp dick.

>being such a failure at life all you have in your life is to bust petty thieves and suck your managers dick so you get a better position

Kek, but hey someone's gotta keep the theaters running right lmao

Cheers big boy

kekkkkkk

OP again
not that I care what you fedora donning mudslides think of me, but for the sake of making you feel worse about yourselves, I'll point out that the job is part time in addition to being at university, doing an actually decent course instead of sitting at home making my dick turn red browsing loli and cuck threads daily

Dont you feel like you will lose more money then that $3.40 becasue someone is screaming there lungs out in front of children?

You little faggoty cunt stain. This user posts quality content in your Sup Forums and you're trying to call him out over little bullshit like the fact that he gives a fuck about catching thieves in his place of work? What are you - afraid of a little confrontation? Pussy. I bet you'd have let that crack head walk out, smug that you're not enough of a bitch to call him out when - really - you're just too much of a pussy to.

>being an apathetic nobody who wants to get money for nothing.

You are literally what's wrong with western civilization

>it's just a side job I'm totally working for an actual career

Sure pal, it's fun to pretend

one more
>be on the tills
>we have these little plastic counters
>we get like 8 total, 2 of each colour
>each colour represents a free thing you can give to customers at your discretion to make them happy or whatever the fuck
>I always forget I have them and rarely give them out
>that day in particular my manager reminds me I should try and give some free stuff out
>forget until about 10 minutes before shift
>black guy comes to the till
>gold tooth, bald head, total nigger
>first black guy I've seen in days, I live in a very very white areas
>give him one of everything
>he's like "haha what's all this for?"
>fucker caught me off guard
>we're supposed to give them out to people you have great conversations with or people with kids who look stressed
>why the fuck have I just given this guy all this free shit?
>have to come up with something quick
>I like your style
>accidentally make eye contact with his gold tooth
>mfw

Op please tell more stories

>all this mad

>"I like your style"

>Eye contact with gold tooth

You're based, OP - fuck the envious basement dwellers.

ITT: wageslaves

>being this much of a faggot.

the cancer is worse than I thought

got a couple more, keep thread alive

One of the Sup Forumstards escaped...

thanks friend

tell us more or else I'll hack you

fucking kekked

Fucking kek read first time I actually lost my shit to a story on Sup Forums thanks mydude

Another
>Cinema puts on a games night once every month or two
>someone brings a PS4 and hooks it up to one of the screens and we play mostly videogames and cards against humanity all night
>couple of the managers are there
>most of them are cool but one of them is a gimpy faglord
>he comes up with this great idea for another type of game
>about 15 of us are in a circle
>he's explaining the rules and nobody is liking the sound of it
>confused and disapproving looks being thrown around by almost everyone as he tried to explain these shit rules for the second or third time
>I get up without saying anything and walk off to the other end of the screen where a couple of people are playing vidya
>one by one I notice people silently get up and leave the circle without saying a word
>he's left with like 4 of the most retarded and disliked people at work playing his game
>the rest of us look on feeling a mix of pity and apathy

a couple of times managerfag looked up at the rest of us with a phoney grin saying something like "heh... sure you don't wanna play, you're missing out!"

>he knows he's playing a 10+ person game with 4 of the worst people ever
>mfw

Who the fuck pays the bills in a basement dwellers house? I've always wondered this

Can you remember the name of the game or any of the rules? That sounds cringey as fuck

Was fatty mcdiabetes playing too?