Guys

Guys
My mother has the key
It's no joke
How bad did I fuck up....

Are you cooked?

yes, by my mom...

in a scale from 1 to your mother fucking put a chastity belt on you
you land an ∞

she's very faithsul and says masturbation is a sin

you let your mother strip you and handle your penis?

she forced it on me

Start a carrera in lockpicking

how old are you ?

you can break that lock very easily
2 wrenches should do the Job tbh

you have to skill lockpicking

Then do prostate masturbation. She can't plug/glue your asshole shut, can she?

This.
Also see if she will trade giving you a spanking for the key.

It won't work without knowing how to craft the key. I have tried it with Skyrim Devious Devices.
OP should go to Winterhold and retrieve the book which teaches how to craft these devices and key.

Imaginación its limitless

>step 1: grab 2 small wrenches

>step 2: place the open ends of the wrenches so that the one prong of each wrench is inside the u of the lock side by each (place them in such a way that the shafts of the wrenches angle away from eachother, not towards- this is critical)

>step 3: press the wrench shafts together (like a pair of pliers), be slow and carfull but keep up a constant ever increasing pressure.

>step 4: ???????

>step 5: fap.

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He needs the skeleton key

look this guys fam is the same

I haven't tested those devices with skeleton key because I'm usually to much of a snob to join thieves guild. I usually kill the owner of the key. Or craft my own.

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lol, actualy for me, it was the power cable of my computer inside of a homemade lock box.

OP HERE
HOW DO I LEARN SKYRIM IN ONE EVENING?

i tried to help. troll confirmed, abandon thread.

XDDDDDD
i thought it was obvious i was trolling
I'm into this whole cuckhold tbh but i still own one key and the girl ain't my mom lol

answer this tbh.

19

Kinky...

u dun fucked up