Guys
My mother has the key
It's no joke
How bad did I fuck up....
Guys
Are you cooked?
yes, by my mom...
in a scale from 1 to your mother fucking put a chastity belt on you
you land an ∞
she's very faithsul and says masturbation is a sin
you let your mother strip you and handle your penis?
she forced it on me
Start a carrera in lockpicking
how old are you ?
you can break that lock very easily
2 wrenches should do the Job tbh
you have to skill lockpicking
Then do prostate masturbation. She can't plug/glue your asshole shut, can she?
This.
Also see if she will trade giving you a spanking for the key.
It won't work without knowing how to craft the key. I have tried it with Skyrim Devious Devices.
OP should go to Winterhold and retrieve the book which teaches how to craft these devices and key.
Imaginación its limitless
>step 1: grab 2 small wrenches
>step 2: place the open ends of the wrenches so that the one prong of each wrench is inside the u of the lock side by each (place them in such a way that the shafts of the wrenches angle away from eachother, not towards- this is critical)
>step 3: press the wrench shafts together (like a pair of pliers), be slow and carfull but keep up a constant ever increasing pressure.
>step 4: ???????
>step 5: fap.
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He needs the skeleton key
look this guys fam is the same
I haven't tested those devices with skeleton key because I'm usually to much of a snob to join thieves guild. I usually kill the owner of the key. Or craft my own.
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lol, actualy for me, it was the power cable of my computer inside of a homemade lock box.
OP HERE
HOW DO I LEARN SKYRIM IN ONE EVENING?
i tried to help. troll confirmed, abandon thread.
XDDDDDD
i thought it was obvious i was trolling
I'm into this whole cuckhold tbh but i still own one key and the girl ain't my mom lol
answer this tbh.
19
Kinky...
u dun fucked up