Im bleeding from my anus. A tiny bloid tissue just came out, and a lymp of some sort. What do i do?
Im bleeding from my anus. A tiny bloid tissue just came out, and a lymp of some sort. What do i do?
Andrew Gomez
Kayden Price
Lump* help
Nolan Martinez
am i going to die?
Nolan Hughes
Whatever you do OP, don't seek medical attention.
Joseph Rodriguez
>Are you a Britfag?
Go to hospital
>Are you an Amerifag?
lol, you're going to die
Brandon Jenkins
ok
Dominic White
Euro fag, sir
Chase Watson
Fuck..
Isaac Smith
>Euro fag, sir
Then you have a small chance of survival. (small)
Jose Jenkins
Bump bleed
Nolan Wright
op here. The bleeding is stopping. Just got some blood on a towel.
Carter Sanders
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Jason Miller
Fuck guys. What do i do?
Adrian Harris
Get to a fucking hospital
Michael Robinson
I dont have a car nigga. I have a bicycle. Do i attemt to ride to the nearest hospital? its around 3 kilos away
Lucas Baker
How many dicks did you put up there?
Aaron Lewis
Call An ambulance if that is covered by your insurance
Wyatt Gomez
Look up possible symtoms of rectal bleeding
Wyatt Myers
Cmon man. Im fucking bleeding out.. do i like shove some toilet paper in thre, in an attempt to stop the bleeding?
Matthew Flores
>3 kilos
Like.. weight or distance?
Brody Miller
Im poor asf i dont have an insurance
Nicholas Diaz
Then shove something up your ase and cycle to the hospital
Jordan Stewart
Distance nigga
Jordan Long
Problem with the metric system is that none of the countries that use it have been to the moon.
Brayden Bell
I Mean it
Bentley Nelson
Nah it's normal for an op
Benjamin Jones
Somebody fucking stole my bike. what do i do now??????
Kevin Clark
I lol'd
David Walker
Walk. Have fun!
Easton Gray
Run faggot
Jose Taylor
what the fuck did you stick into your ass?
Nicholas Perry
You've just had a miscarriage
Dylan Gonzalez
Did you shove something up there too rough?
Use spit next time, other than that just man up son.
Eli Walker
Im not goona make it guys
Nicholas Morris
STOP USING YOUR MOM'S BIG DILDOS WITHOUT GAPING FIRST
Adam Wright
Guys. Before i bleed out.. I have to explain myself. I just found out bout the g spot. I wanted to try it out, buy i couldn seem to reach it. So i took my tooth brush and kinda jammed it in there. And.. well i started spewing blood out my asshole.
Lucas Rodriguez
Ass cancer?
Alexander Murphy
NASA engineers used metric to get there
Jose Ross
>did you use any lube?
>which side of the toothbrush..?
Connor Howard
Now i dont know what to do really
William Parker
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Hudson Davis
For one thing, you should stop taking it up the ass, bottom boy.
Secondly, call a fucking ambulance dipshit.
Cooper Miller
Just dont stick a toothbrush up your ass
Liam Rodriguez
i think/hope the bleeding is stopping.
Jacob Hughes
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Jack Kelly
Ok. First, all you have is an internal lesion. The thing that came out is mucus.
Second. You have two options, either going to ER and suffer some shame, or use some antibiotics and wait to heal, maybe 2 or 3 days at most, depending on how healthy are you. So, how is your health?
Alexander Roberts
I was right! Ass cancer
Benjamin Collins
the jar guy survived so don't be too worried user
Camden Edwards
listen here you faggot, not everyone is a pussy like you and there are other ways to fix this problem, now back to op
first of all listen to me. i'm not trying to troll you right now, this sounds stupid, but that's what you actually have to do. you probably got an infection there already, if you want to avoid that, get some alcohol (such as vodka) and pour it into your fucking ass. this sounds retarded, but that's what you have to do in order to flush your system, and get rid of all the infections and dirt that you might find there. post pictures or videos here, purely for entertainment though.
James Baker
My health is shit. Ive been coughing up some traces of blood, and i have severe headaches. And almost always a nose bleed. Tell me dont lie. Am i going to die Sup Forumsrothers?
Isaiah Russell
You must have let a nigger butt fuck you for that much blood. And you have a great risk of infection because shit is getting into your blood stream. RIP OP
Nolan Adams
>get some alcohol (such as vodka) and pour it into your fucking ass
This will make you drunk as hell, may even kill you of alcoholic congestion
Bentley Thompson
TAKE FUCKING ANTIBIOTICS
Jack Anderson
i cant afford that medicine.
Samuel Robinson
You're a special kind of stupid.
Josiah Torres
Well sorry for your loss.
At least give us some fucking timestamp with your blood and try go an hero
Andrew Morales
I tried to pour my leftover vodka in there. It fucking burns you fucking lied you fuck. I trudsted you nigger
Xavier Morales
Pour peroxide in your ass and get a friend or family member to take you to the hospital
Carter Mitchell
Get a better job
Ian Watson
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Brandon Williams
you might want to get checked, internal bleeding's not a joke
Tyler Butler
vodka isn't strong enough, 90 degrees alcohol is cheap and you can find it at every drugstore
Ryder Wright
Doctor here,
This sounds like cancer. Sorry, but you have
Samuel Sanchez
Embassy read the thread as you be a ass bleeding faggot
Anthony Wilson
>Embassy
Ducking auto correct
Jacob Rogers
So does the educated burgerkins.
Jordan Evans
Op here. i think the bleeding stopped
Zachary Walker
Enjoy your AIDS
Kayden Wright
It didnt atop
Ryder Campbell
Might be Hemorrhoids. go to a doc though anyways OP
Jordan Barnes
》doctor
Camden Scott
Mason Carter
Somebody screencap this thread so future anons know ass bleeding is no small issue