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So Sup Forums.
You have a child.
The child asks you "Mommy/Daddy, are you going to die someday?"
What's your response?

"Not before you"

bumpo

Only our egostical selves die, sweetie

"Does this taste like salty milk and coins to you?"

Hopefully, in front of you.

"No, honey. Parents only die when their children are naughty, you wouldn't be naughty would you?"

Yes. The only right answer.

°>newfags don't get this
Very sad what my Sup Forums has become.....

>The irony of saying that then fucking up my greentext

"Yes, pumpkin! Right now! and right in front of you! And only because you asked!"

*pull out gun, blow out brains*

>say nothing
>walk away
>keep doing that for a few days whenever she asks
>take lessons in stone carving
>make tombstone for myself
>go graverobbing
>fake my own death for her
>wife arranges a fake funeral
>she gives her a flower and tells her to put it on my grave
>watching all of this through the spycam I put in her clothes
>daughter puts flower on grave
>now's my cue
>burst out wearing dead mans skin
>take that shit off
>standing there naked in front of my lovely wife and daughter
>scream "I'M IMMORTAL"
>all of her questions are now answered
It's like you guys know nothing about parenting

"Yup. Everyone does, it's a part of life. Now go back to sucking."

>Hurr hurr only oldfags like me will remember pedomemes.

Yes, i am.

Topkek user.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY Sup Forums! ! !

keked

Oh man, too many sick motherfuckers in one thread.

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dude i deal with this question on a fucking regular from my 6 yr old. its kindof a phase right now where shes questioning the whole dying thing. it scares her. i just say she wont have to worry about it fr a very very long time

bump

lmao.

As if anyone will click that shit nigga.

My child, yes we are. And when we do, then you can be who you want U lil Fagtt, git gud M8

redirect her to the law of conservation of energy.

Punch her in the head and tell her "remember when I said being stupid would hurt sweety" there's your answer

You faggots are going to raise another generation of pussies. When my son asked me about death I told him that everything that lives eventually dies. It's the way of be world and it isn't something to be scared about. Live your life well and when it's your time to pass on it won't be a scary thing anymore.

Sounds like something a nigger would say.

yup

"I wish I could say no child, that neither you or I am ever going to die. But unfirtunately that isn't how things work here. Eventually I'll die, your mum will too, and it'll be sad for a while. But then you'll remember all the good times, and thing's will get better. And you'll have kids of your own and you'll get to have good times with them too. It's just the way things are, because good times mean nothin' without the bad."

>What's your response?

Everybody dies someday. The meaning of life is that it stops.

Not before were finished with you little cunt

I'm a wop but close enough

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Nice

Yes

Depends on the child's age.

>The child asks you "Mommy/Daddy, are you going to die someday?"
>What's your response?
Not if you reply to that image the summerfags are spreading on Sup Forums

Aaaay LMAO