/brit/

Elle edition

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nth for North Yorkshire is proof God is real.

It was Irish for thousands of years. Its been British for about 300 years. Protestant birth rates are falling, Catholic birth rates are rising. It will most likely happen this century.

>Early

post some /fa/ inspo lads

Is a 4k 43" telly better than a 50" non 4k telly

Best cheap graphics tablet lads?

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4K is pointless on anything below 50" desu

I wish I had a thick head of hair like Gerry Adams


>windows peak at 25

cheers for the flag, how rich are you lad

also sophie

Talking to a Russian atm lads, she's Jewish and studying to be an accountant

kek

ELLIE

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>reddit flags
consider a car exhaust sauna

why's that lad?

>windows peak

Not that Russian paedo who roleplays as a girl on Sup Forums is it?

not really rich, just well off

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been thinking about giving my parents some psychedelics one day, i think they could really benefit from a few experiences like that 2bh

any big lads in?

by big i mean big willies lol

Too small to notice the difference at the distance most people sit from their TV.

would like LA to be wiped off the map

Did a chuckle at this

the state of this runt

Nah, it's on a dating site

did far too much mandy and I don't even have much of a comedown, excellent

Need a trap gf(male) right fucking now lads.

WE'RE WINNING THE BATTLE

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i don't understand why brits think trump supporters would get triggered over trump having billionaires as cabinet members. i can only assume you've never listened to his speeches. he's never once implied that he's a man of the people with humble origins. his supporters (myself included) don't like him for that, we like him because he's a boss. maybe the difference between america and britain is that americans like powerful men because they aspire to be them, while brits dislike them because they see them as oppressors

commie cuck faggot

have no fear, russia has hacked the san andreas fault and is holding california hostage

vape nation

my jumper has armpit vents to make the air flow better but it makes it look like i've got sweat/salt stains on my pits
NOT okay

I want to impregnate Elle inşallah.

>He grabbed me by the ears and fucked my mouth, I feebly tried to resist until I accepted my fate and did my duty. Once he has finished with me he pushed me onto the ground, naked and defiled and I just lay there until morning. I shat myself as well.

free market works

you're a big guy

>we like him because he's a boss
>calling me a cuck

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hnng

why were they more expensive?

Why didn't they just buy the men's razors? Why aren't razors unisex?

>in 1992 the London Ambulance Service had a major computer crash which resulted in the deaths of 46

scary

spot on summary

>Looks at you

women's ones are pink init

twitter.com/IvankaTrumpHQ
this is it, ive found a better way to talk to ivanka


>start tweeting at this account and interacting with them on a regular basis
>tweet something the people running it find inspiring, get their attention
>????
>profit

maybe ill get invited to charity events where i can put the moves on the first daughter...

>calls other cuck faggots
>openly worships a powerful strong man

Reckon he might be compensating for something lads?

>London

>ywn be her foot slave
just end my existence

>random insults based on something other than what we are talking about
try and stay on topic yank i know you trump voters tend to be uneducated and poor but you must have some patience :)

I want big and strong Irish boi to fuck me like a bitch, am I normal?
no homo

she only goes for jews
goys like us aren't good enough

why do people continue to engage americans in political discussion

is croydon is london's manhattan, then what is london's brooklyn?

because women are willing to spend more money on it and it lasts them longer

*approaches her with a sexy look in my eye*
*she leans in for a kiss*
*i duck out of her way, crawl under the chair and starts flicking the door stop on the skirting board*

BUDDOIINNNNNNNNNNNNNG
BUDDOIINNNNNNNNNNNNNG

yanks are so dumb and fat lmao

Because women would pay for it

croydon

east croydon

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I know a leaf that looks like her

>Croydon
Absolute shithole

Ivanka's married, you might have to settle for Tiffany

women respond to different marketing than men

gosh i'm such a slut XDD

tower hamlets

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are expensive razors just a meme?

do you use the cheap or expensive ones?

>get shot
>get 70k worth of medical bills
>Dr. puts you under
>go full powerlevel on all hospital staff
>wake up
>Dr.'s nametag says Steinberg
>mfw

Shoreditch

try this out

Adding a bit of culture to this general

>withdrawal already setting in
ah yes, excellent way to kick off the new year
I'm going to climb into bed and I don't know if I'm going to come out again

I can be ur Ivanka bby

who is she

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why are people calling croydon a shithole

Sucked bf's cock. Suddenly our neigbour came, bf met her with a hard cock. twisted situation

best fanning

>the us gun violence rate
jesus lad, sad how you can even face going into cities (where literally the only worthwhile bits of america are) when there are so many guns everywhere

I buy cheap disposable ones desu and they're fine but then I'm a low test runt with only a bit of wispy facial hair. I also shave my legs and arse with them and they're fine for that too.

isn't westminster or the city london's manhattan?

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trump basically neglects his kids bar trump jnr and ivanka

what

whats her name

what does she do

>insecure, bitter brits: "I hate rich people! they're the reason i'm poor! i hate myself, but i hate them more!"
>well adjusted, confident americans: "This rich man has a lot of business acumen, over 100 successful businesses with only 3 bankruptcies! I bet if he became president, he'd be able to revitalize my nation's dying manufacturing industry. Maybe under such a revitalized economy, i'd be able to be rich too!"

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worst area of london

I was into trains when I was about 11 (maybe slightly younger)

don't really care anymore but I can see why people like them

New AiU lads

youtube.com/watch?v=vr-ASQJdKKc&

Because they've been there

Actress, related to Dakota Fanning

a snow white qt

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pretty sure thats reserved for west minister and buckingham mate

I think he likes Barron too even though he's a waterhead

>she's 12

wtf

>making fun of a disease people have no control over

poor form