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left the kitchen to go pee, when i came back i found my cat nibbling on my pizza

dubs decides how i punish him

stupid fucking cat

By not peeing for the next 3 days

Throw the fucker

Shove cat in pooper

By not fucking LEAVEING YOUR FUCKING PIZZA NEXT TO A CAT and expecting it not to be eaten

If he likes the Pizza so much then take a slice and spread it around his fur. Make sure the sauce spreads every inch of his cat body. Now it's time to more punishment by showering him.

Damnit one off. Roll

boil the fucker alive and give us the film

give him pats.

Shove pooper in cat? Idk

rolling for this

love him and pet him until he walks away

Flip them off, post picture.

reroll

CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF

Rolling for that

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like this idea

Call him a stupid cat and just carry on with your life.

REROLL

Pet him and monitor him for an upset stomach. If he seems sick, take him to the vet. Take good care of him because he is a friend.

Reroll

Give him a treat so he'll leave your pizza alone.

CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF

Stab back left paw. With pencil

too good to pass up

op here

telling you now that im probably not going to deliver

put cat on head, post pics w/ timestamp

KILL HIM CUT HIS HEAD OFF

Rereroll

winrar

You shouldn't have ever given your kitteh scraps. They'd have no interest in people food.
Punish yourself.

Oh sheit

Shit

Roll for making an example of him by making a cat pizza.

You absolute cunt.

SLIT HIS FUCKING CAT THROAT OR FUCK HIS KIKE ASS

winrar

Not flipping them off with pic...?

cum on it and lick the cat. then put cat in oven and eat cat

TIME TO DELIVAR

why dont you fuck it

FUCKING CALM YOUR SHIT, ABDUL!

Do this and become a pariah on Sup Forums

He didn't say it had to be a sharp pencil OP just give that pussy a little jab and move on with your shitty store pizza shitcat life

feed it jalapeno, its gonna fuck up its insides

Watch out!
There's a badass on the loose!!

winrar winrar

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW MY NAME IS FUCKING KEITH

whenever mine did this i sliced off a paw

Edgy.

Well listen here Fucking Kieth, I feel you may be better suited to a life in Syria. They'll love you, you can have yourself a preteen wife and cut off all the heads you could possibly imagine.

Oh shit this cats fuck and no my name is Earl

Did he do it more than four times?

Punish him by letting him eat as much pizza as he wants. Then kill yourself for asking Sup Forums this question.

FUCK YOU ISLAM IS GOOD AND YOU ARE A FAGGOT

So many edgy teenagers on Sup Forums these days.

Put all the cheese in the cat's bowl.

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Seriously stop stealling my fucking idea keith your a fucking cunt niggar MY NAME IS EARL AND THOSE POSTS WEREN"T YOUR POSTS YOU GOD DAMN MUSLIM ASS FUCKING CLOWN FUCK

Fucking kill that pizza bro - show it who's boss. Never should it frolic again with any creature other than you

Quads of truth.

My name isn't Islam, I never told you my name.

If the cat loves pizza so much feed it only pizza.

Fucking.
Check'd.

Quints of truth, you fucking faggot autist

MY NAME IS EARL IS MY FAVOURItE SHOW, STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME, KEITH

OP OP, hol' up...I think everyone's missing the major point here
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Was it cheese pizza?

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goddamn, what am i doing with my life? wasted quints so badly

Ok Sup Forumsro nice quints. We're in a color war right now, so can you pick a color to eliminate? Here's a current map.

Nice quints once again.

fuck blue

Blue.

its me, fuck blue

has spoken.
>trips

Quints guy here...get rid of the faggy pink

nice thumbnail newfag

>punish
lol fuck off

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Wasn't my picture, newfag

stop lying you shit

Everyone went for blue anyway.

Fucking shit I wanted blue to win. Ah well, your quints and trips have both spoken.

Here you go

making myself proud

So is this cat gunna fucking die or what?

also, what color did you attack as?

i want to put this fucker in boiling water
fucking pink

proof its me

Those dubs are good enough proof. You're the get king, user.

Wow its cringey as fuck in here

I sent your post to the thread, it's up to OP to see if it's valid or not.

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Check those quints!!

you did not properly protect your food from your cat
you are in the wrong
here is what you should do
>take cat to shelter
>tell them that you are an incompetent pet owner and need to get rid of the cat for its protection
>pull your balls out
>place them on the counter
>say "While I'm here could I get castrated?"

if you hurt that cat.... you better hope you don't know me.

dont you dare hurt that cat

ITT: newfag baiting newfags