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left the kitchen to go pee, when i came back i found my cat nibbling on my pizza
dubs decides how i punish him
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left the kitchen to go pee, when i came back i found my cat nibbling on my pizza
dubs decides how i punish him
stupid fucking cat
By not peeing for the next 3 days
Throw the fucker
Shove cat in pooper
By not fucking LEAVEING YOUR FUCKING PIZZA NEXT TO A CAT and expecting it not to be eaten
If he likes the Pizza so much then take a slice and spread it around his fur. Make sure the sauce spreads every inch of his cat body. Now it's time to more punishment by showering him.
Damnit one off. Roll
boil the fucker alive and give us the film
give him pats.
Shove pooper in cat? Idk
rolling for this
love him and pet him until he walks away
Flip them off, post picture.
reroll
CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF
Rolling for that
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like this idea
Call him a stupid cat and just carry on with your life.
REROLL
Pet him and monitor him for an upset stomach. If he seems sick, take him to the vet. Take good care of him because he is a friend.
Reroll
Give him a treat so he'll leave your pizza alone.
CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF
Stab back left paw. With pencil
too good to pass up
op here
telling you now that im probably not going to deliver
put cat on head, post pics w/ timestamp
KILL HIM CUT HIS HEAD OFF
Rereroll
winrar
You shouldn't have ever given your kitteh scraps. They'd have no interest in people food.
Punish yourself.
Oh sheit
Shit
Roll for making an example of him by making a cat pizza.
You absolute cunt.
SLIT HIS FUCKING CAT THROAT OR FUCK HIS KIKE ASS
winrar
Not flipping them off with pic...?
cum on it and lick the cat. then put cat in oven and eat cat
TIME TO DELIVAR
why dont you fuck it
FUCKING CALM YOUR SHIT, ABDUL!
Do this and become a pariah on Sup Forums
He didn't say it had to be a sharp pencil OP just give that pussy a little jab and move on with your shitty store pizza shitcat life
feed it jalapeno, its gonna fuck up its insides
Watch out!
There's a badass on the loose!!
winrar winrar
ILL HAVE YOU KNOW MY NAME IS FUCKING KEITH
whenever mine did this i sliced off a paw
Edgy.
Well listen here Fucking Kieth, I feel you may be better suited to a life in Syria. They'll love you, you can have yourself a preteen wife and cut off all the heads you could possibly imagine.
Oh shit this cats fuck and no my name is Earl
Did he do it more than four times?
Punish him by letting him eat as much pizza as he wants. Then kill yourself for asking Sup Forums this question.
FUCK YOU ISLAM IS GOOD AND YOU ARE A FAGGOT
So many edgy teenagers on Sup Forums these days.
Put all the cheese in the cat's bowl.
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Seriously stop stealling my fucking idea keith your a fucking cunt niggar MY NAME IS EARL AND THOSE POSTS WEREN"T YOUR POSTS YOU GOD DAMN MUSLIM ASS FUCKING CLOWN FUCK
Fucking kill that pizza bro - show it who's boss. Never should it frolic again with any creature other than you
Quads of truth.
My name isn't Islam, I never told you my name.
If the cat loves pizza so much feed it only pizza.
Fucking.
Check'd.
Quints of truth, you fucking faggot autist
MY NAME IS EARL IS MY FAVOURItE SHOW, STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME, KEITH
OP OP, hol' up...I think everyone's missing the major point here
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Was it cheese pizza?
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goddamn, what am i doing with my life? wasted quints so badly
Ok Sup Forumsro nice quints. We're in a color war right now, so can you pick a color to eliminate? Here's a current map.
Nice quints once again.
fuck blue
Blue.
its me, fuck blue
has spoken.
>trips
Quints guy here...get rid of the faggy pink
nice thumbnail newfag
>punish
lol fuck off
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Wasn't my picture, newfag
stop lying you shit
Everyone went for blue anyway.
Fucking shit I wanted blue to win. Ah well, your quints and trips have both spoken.
Here you go
making myself proud
So is this cat gunna fucking die or what?
also, what color did you attack as?
i want to put this fucker in boiling water
fucking pink
proof its me
Those dubs are good enough proof. You're the get king, user.
Wow its cringey as fuck in here
I sent your post to the thread, it's up to OP to see if it's valid or not.
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Check those quints!!
you did not properly protect your food from your cat
you are in the wrong
here is what you should do
>take cat to shelter
>tell them that you are an incompetent pet owner and need to get rid of the cat for its protection
>pull your balls out
>place them on the counter
>say "While I'm here could I get castrated?"
if you hurt that cat.... you better hope you don't know me.
dont you dare hurt that cat
ITT: newfag baiting newfags