>Be me >Be unemployed >Spend entire day on Sup Forums >Go on Sup Forums >Get called a liberal cuck for saying that a black guy didnt deserve to get shot by that chink cop >Go on /fit/ >Get told my diet plan is shit and my workouts worthless and that ill never be a chad >Go on /fa/ >Told I dress like shit and that I look gay >Go on Sup Forums >Get told my favourite game is a stain upon the video game industry (also, that my name is Ahmed and I may be a cuck) >Go on Sup Forums >get my kino taste shit on >Go on /x/ >Tarot reader says that ill come across unfortunate circumstances soon >Go on Sup Forums >Have a nice civil discussion about football
It was my 25th birthday today and never have I felt more overrage for this god damn site. But you my friends, are true gems.
Godspeed, I hope you all have wonderful lives.
t.Idris (yes, thats my real name).
Xavier Ward
> A FUCKING DENTIST
Hudson Collins
Are you idris elba?
Austin Rogers
lel
Charles Morris
h-happy birthday, user ;{)
Levi Ramirez
happy birthday doe
Zachary Morales
thats a nice name
Eli Perez
fpbp
Thomas Hernandez
>"golden generation" >lost to Wales
lmao, and when this generation ends you'll go back to never qualifying as usual
Ian Brown
Just go listen to some Songs From the Big Chair for some musical therapy.
Colton Perez
most of my posts are liked, but if not, who cares, this site is filled with faggot cuck autists
Landon Rogers
No, I am Idris Saif Khan.
Dont bother looking me up on normiebook, I dont have one.
Jaxson Wood
happy birthday
Leo Torres
You have a point there, my friend, but only 1.
Justin Gomez
>not idris elba Into the trash it goes
Kevin Clark
>Elba-posting on Sup Forums
Get fucked. You'll never be Bond.
Hudson Taylor
Sup Forums is full of idiots, I just have the hobby of enjoying sports, but not with fucking idiots like the fucks that surround me on /NBA/ and as for you, you sound like a beta cuck, especially with that fucking reaction picture you used. Try out /r9k/, maybe they can give you the coddling you need, you little beta fish, fucker.
Christian Walker
alluh snackbar my friend
now fuck off back to re ddit
Jordan Lewis
But
> A FUCKING DENTIST
M8
Luis Johnson
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Chase Murphy
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Andrew Gonzalez
Happy birthday m8, hope you find a job soon, I'm still stuck in my small hometown with no job and no friends.
Kevin Murphy
It's my birthday too. I spent it in school and missed the game. Now I have another class to go to and am killing time until it starts.
t.Eve (yes, thats my real name).
David Myers
Try making friends offline. People are generally nicer in the real world then on Sup Forums.
Asher Nelson
It is okay OP, we will figure this world out. There will be a lot of suffering and maybe a lot of bloodshed, but we have to have faith.
I love you, don't let this fucked up world bring you down.
t. white Sup Forumslack
Jayden James
>Genuinely thought your name was TL;DR for a second.
Nicholas Reed
Ahh to be 14 again.
Eli Howard
happy birthday my friend here is to another year of shitposting
Gavin Cooper
Just turned 30. Shitposting from another country for the next few weeks.
Owen Nguyen
OP here,
Thanks for the replies lads, made my day a bit better.
See you tomorrow.
Jaxson Ramirez
Nice blog post faggot
Leo Brown
Rekt
Bentley Nguyen
>Go on Sup Forums >Get called a liberal cuck for saying that a black guy didnt deserve to get shot by that chink cop There's your problem. You will feel more comfortable at reddit or tumblr
Blake King
>Go on /fit/ >Get told my diet plan is shit and my workouts worthless and that ill never be a chad
So fix them, ya dingus
Andrew James
happy Brexit my bong
Bentley Bailey
my nigga OP
Luis Perez
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Andrew Barnes
ya akhi why don't you come to Germany, there are ample chances for employment in kebab stores
Matthew Turner
Go on Sup Forums, it's comfier. People wish you happy birthday on command.
Christian Kelly
>Sup Forums is for political """discussion"""
Just rename it /sf/ for StormFront/ScienceFiction
Landon Nelson
I agree, Sup Forums is the comfiest board because it lacks all purpose since the creation of /his/
and /his/ is shit
Leo Morris
Typical Britbong name
Matthew Barnes
Autism
Andrew Thompson
Sup Forums is a memefest
Used to browse it when I lived in Macau because everyone treated me in a superior way because I had a rare flag
Colton Wright
happy birthday OP
Brandon Wilson
>Idris
STRINGER BELL!?
Lucas Wood
it's just generals now mostly like Sup Forums used to be
Benjamin Cooper
Uh, so generals did end up killing the board
Nathaniel Foster
This Sup Forums used to be more fun Now it's 80% generals circlejerk with anime
Liam Collins
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Blake Carter
>/lat/ >/brit/ >/cum/ >/fr/ >/ausnz/ >/balt/ >/yugo/ >/mena/ >/slav/ Generals were a mistake
David Carter
>have a board for international talking that the focus is not politics >create regional generals
really smart choice
Andrew Richardson
>Be you >go to Reddit >never come back
Mason Nelson
brit threads are worse that cancer. What happened to maisiebro? I miss him
Caleb Taylor
The problem is that all the things that made Sup Forums special were for some reason outsourced to other boards >flag specific banter >effortposts about history/culture and trolling effortposters >memeball comics
Justin Ortiz
Sounds like you are a bomber mate. I'm calling anti terrorism to get you deported.
Daniel Clark
>/cum/ Dare I ask?
Hunter Davis
Happy birthday from someone mainly browsing Sup Forums
Parker Flores
Celebrating your birthday is haraam bro. You didn't go out partying, did you?
Dominic Hughes
just change your opinions to match those of the hivemind be yourself :^)
James Parker
>go to 4channel boards >gets called out by other user >such a tragedy >these guys surely know what they're talking about
Connor Ramirez
Idris? You're black, for sure
Bentley Collins
Be grateful that you're not like us where half the userbase wants your country range banned
Dylan Lopez
Canada USA Mexico
Aaron Barnes
your gay
Ryder Sanders
grow a thicker skin you useless piece of trash
Oliver Jackson
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Evan Reyes
>Go on Sup Forums >14 year old extremists
>Go on /fit/ >fat fucks discussing workouts they never do
>Go on /fa/ >everyone is a pleb
>Go on Sup Forums >memes all day
>Go on Sup Forums >shit plebs everywhere, muh Breaking Bad, muh Gay of Thrones general
>Go on /x/ >boring creepypastas
>Go on /int >get instant cancer
>Go on Sup Forums >shit memes all fucking day
>Go on /ck/ >actually find some nice recipes
>Go on /o/ >Start a thread about my car acting up, someone tells me what's up and how to fix it in 20 minutes
>Go on /diy/ >accidentally build a bomb and a cure for Sup Forums cancer
Nathaniel Gray
>2-1 Perfect post lad
Easton Perry
this shit. the more niche the board the better it usually is.
Josiah Harris
The big boards have always been about posturing and fitting in lad. >if you go on Sup Forums you'd better pretend that your favourite albums are obscure German minimalist technoise >if you go on Sup Forums you'd better be kinoposting >if you go on /fit/ you'd better be doing the latest meme workout (used to be SS, haven't been there in years so I don't know what they shill nowadays) >if you go on /fa/ you'd better be insecure and pretentious and fetishise overpriced, borderline-cosplay "designer" abominations (just look at their meetup pics lel) >if you post on Sup Forums (or anywhere really) you have to pretend that Trump is a competent politician and that Milo isn't a mentally ill attention whore. Also get all your facts from infographics >Sup Forums is basically flagposting
Back in the day you'd just call someone a nigger and get on with it. Simpler times.
Andrew Wright
>Go on /ck/ >actually find some nice recipes
I was with you until this. /ck/ is just fast food and youtubers.
Gabriel Reed
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Adrian Jackson
happy birthday and good luck user.
also, Sup Forums is the worst board on the entire site, if it wasn't for that aussie and his proxies carrying the board it would be 100% generals by now.