You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't playing League of Legends

You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't playing League of Legends.

I'm on tilt

It's gay

cant get out of gold

literally playing any other game

I am.

Cuz my laptop broke. Been playing since S1, you?

cuz i just got banned for 14 days for doing bad in a game when my support ali had 9 kills and i had 2

getting ddossed into 20 minute leaver queues

Its total shit

>spend half the year raising account to 30
>first 10 ranked games ping spikes to 5000 whenever i try to make a play
>queue as fill get support literally every time
>get matched with nothing but spergs & shills

Because dota is better

dota

Salt

I'm over 18 years old so I don't play games for children.

cs go

Because im still a work.

Because Ghostcrawler is an enormous faggot

I'm not a 20-something guy korean with a bad haircut

Any1 under diamond is not good IMO and d5 is for boosted animals

got challenger, got bored of playing the same meta for 2 years, stopped playing.

I am playing League of Legends. Right now

should mention i switched to dota, which i found to be much more rewarding for skilled players.

Because DotA is better than that and then Paragon tops that.

i agree, as someone who used to boost accounts on league, i find the whole 'elo hell' complaints to be about the funniest thing ever. League is not a difficult game, and if you aren't diamond then you basically struggle with simple mechanics.

I'm playing smite and paragon
Lol became lame and the community suck even more than a dyson vaacum

Playing Overwatch

If i'd like some salt, i'd go to the kitchen.

Entire MOBA genre is trash

im banned for 2 weeks

not a fan of it and im not a faggot.

gameplay is not stimulating actively OR passively

art is hella well done tho, ill give u that

same fag

I've got decent tastes in video games

In Dota 2 the heros are ugly though. Is there a website that has skins for them?
I don't want to look at pudge's fat ass all game.

I don't like that you boost ppl but I honestly can't be that mad cause they will in the end drop out of the rank proving to them where they belong or they just sit in division without playing

Overwatch.

at that time i needed some extra money, and happened to be good at league. so i said fuck it. if it makes me a bad person so be it.

Man it's really ez mony Its like 400 bucks to boost to diamond I find that fckimg funny

I'm not a virgin beta faggot

this isn't 2012 and i'm not a fucking 13 year old

I cant afford to change servers to my local one. Apparently while i was afk for half a year they charge rp not ip to move.
NA's lag is too much for me to be a functional team member

because SMITE is a better game??

It is a pretty large time investment. But u are getting paid to play a game so yea it wasnt too bad. $400 for a couple weeks worth of grinding not too bad at all, but you could make more money doing other things :P

Create a new account?

>I don't like clicking every single nano second
>I don't enjoy salty cunts
>I don't need to feel inferior to Koreans for fun
>I get more out of Overwatch, with the same frustration, in a shorter amount of time and with a shorter learning curve

I never got into the game, but I knew a lot of people who did. Seemed like a waste of time. Overwatch is equally as unproductive but doesn't last half as long

Faggots game

>I don't like clicking every single nano second
YOU ONLY NEED TO CLICK ONCE, FOOL!

It's sad to say, but the majority of players are in silver.

I'd still be in Gold if Darius didn't exist.
For 80% of people I really believe it's about finding the champion you click with.

dota

shit game made for socially retarded weebs

Because it sucks.

It's so time consuming though, you get grouped with people who troll or afk or just suck, then you waste 45 minutes with nothing to show for it. doesn't matter how good you do, when you lose you lose.

Because playing a team game with the fanbase is like playing dodge ball but they merged the special ed class with yours and now you have 4 retards on your team.

This viral marketing is getting old