Guys, I need help. I've been watching Seinfeld through all my teenage years and into adulthood, and I've developed a massive crush on Julia Louis-Dreyfus. I need to find a porn actress that looks like her. Can Sup Forums help me?
Also, lets help each other find porn actresses that look like our celebrity crush, because why the fuck not?
You should definitely watch Veep. She's so fucking hot.
Robert Brown
You watched Seinfeld through your teenage years and into adulthood? How do you feel about all those wasted hours? Do you wish you could go back in time and tell yourself not to watch shit?
Landon Barnes
She's past her last fuckable day
Jace Stewart
Seinfeld porn parody the chick that plays Elaine kinda looks like her but more Latina. Worth a couple nostalgic faps from me at least.
Sebastian Martinez
Oh my lord, thank you for this!
Dylan Gray
FIGHT ME MOTHER FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!
Christian Baker
Fucking brilliant! Little Kramer is gonna have some fun tonight.
Robert Cruz
so much this
I'd love to get into a heated political discussion with JLD and have the most angry satisfying sex imaginable.
Thomas James
how do you justify that you have absolutely ZERO taste in comedy?
Christopher Richardson
incorrect
Sebastian Richardson
>Kramer is a disgraced racist dipshit who will never work again in the entertainment industry
Julian Nguyen
>Kramer
is rich enough to never have to work again.
Connor Howard
no faggot
Michael Richards CAN'T work again
he dun goofed
Tyler Mitchell
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Adrian Howard
Here you go
Easton Foster
shut up loser
Tyler Kelly
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Ian Ross
When it first was on I thought it sucked. I watched a re-run, I believe the shrinkage episode and surprised as how well written it was. I found it to be very funny.
Isaac Ramirez
It's a show about 5 sociopaths with varying mental diseases, one of whom is called a comedian even though all he does is whine like a bitch on stage. Every episode shows them being a detriment to society. The world would be better off if every one of them were killed at birth.
It is not a comedy. It's a long, drawn-out tragedy.
Brody Brown
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Dylan Martin
wow its like they're twins.......
Juan Moore
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Carson Lopez
Hah
Brandon Davis
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Wyatt Johnson
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Tyler Williams
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Oliver Gonzalez
triggered this hard
Christian Reyes
Noup... not even close. gg
Bentley Jenkins
This has to be the dumbest argument for something since the creation of language.
Juan Russell
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Charles Brown
thats hot as fuck actually
Samuel Nelson
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Hudson Cooper
Seinfeld is actually a highly-acclaimed situation comedy and you are just a massive faggot. >mental diseases So the fuck what? People related to that shit.
Camden Evans
Post more this shit is comedy gold
Ian Brown
There was a 90s porn called Heinfeld. The Elaine character was good in that, I remember. So was Kreamer.
Ryder Phillips
Nicer now
Carter Bell
Can't be helped, kikes all look the same to me
Adrian Hernandez
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Cooper Cruz
except for the fact that everytime Jerry got with Elaine they'd just fight and be assholes so no
Parker Baker
>Kreamer
Oliver Roberts
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Owen Anderson
I just finished watching Veep a few weeks ago, and she's still got it going on in that show. Maybe even more so than Seinfeld.
Christopher Ramirez
YOU SHUT UP FAGGOT STOP TRIGGERING ME
Jordan Harris
I love hearing the characters cuss on that show.
Christian Thompson
>Kreamer
John Morgan
how can that bitch be such a fucking goddess?
How is this possible??
Chase Hughes
Every time she says "fuck" I get a chub.
Gavin Nguyen
Yep. That's her. Good ol' JLD.
Ryan Allen
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Oliver Murphy
you and me both OP
Dominic Martinez
To boot, her dad is worth like 3 billion dollars. It's impressive what she's done for herself given those circumstances.
Angel Ward
spotted the SJW / Nigger
Michael Allen
So hows the porn fucking called then, Heinfeld or Seinfeld #2?
Zachary Hall
That episode, along with this one, helped me reach new levels of sexual maturity.
Chase Lewis
Fuck off, kike. He doesn't need to work, every channel runs Seinfeld so he probably doesn't care if he's outcast from Jewywood.
Ayden Gonzalez
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Tyler Ward
I know man, to come from that and get all the way to Seinfeld. Can't understand how one woman can do all that
Matthew Garcia
this. exactly this.
Wyatt Martin
Looks like an anger bang
Owen Carter
no shit man I do a fucking double take I'll bet JLD talks dirty as fuck
Hudson Baker
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Isaac Harris
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John Bailey
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Noah Long
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Christian Perry
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Jose Long
found the butthurt Trumpfag who can't handle that liberals are successfully civilizing society
Leo Ward
I used to have a crush on her also she is hot.
Joshua Cruz
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Charles Johnson
>an anger bang unfortunately that doesn't translate to network prime time family entertainmennt
Cooper Smith
Hello. Like Julia Louis-Dreyfuss I am also a staunch Clinton supporter.
Alexander Green
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Jayden Green
Aaaand I'm done.
Austin Walker
god pls tell me she is on sex-enhancing drugs because yes yes goddammit
>our society has literally never been more divided, except for maybe during the civil war >liberals support and worship muslims, one of the most unvcivilized groups of people on earth today
Henry Hernandez
OK, faggot. Go back to watching Big Bang Theory.
Luis Flores
A fever means the body is fighting an infection. Soon, liberals will overtake shithead conservatives and we'll have won.
Angel Diaz
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Andrew Hill
Then I don't know... Dillion Harper, maybe?
Brandon Murphy
My mouth just became watery...
Hunter Hernandez
Did you know she was filthy rich even without acting? Her family is in the oil business or some such. She basically acts for fun.
Jaxon Sanchez
Inb4 that smcf pic
Hudson Ramirez
Exactly, the disease of liberalism is destroying this country. I'm glad we can agree on that.
Christopher Lewis
>liberals are successfully civilizing society yes we have dipshit--for a good 50 years now
sorry that triggers you so hard faggot
Brody Rodriguez
>the disease of liberalism >hurr durr durr I'm such a butthurt hivemind faggot >durr liberal dizeeze
faggot
Landon Barnes
gtfo
Elijah Lee
India Summer
Jaxson Evans
She's still hot, you preteen cuck in the making.
Joseph Cooper
tube8 dot com slash mature/india-summer-debut-scene/12045861/
Jordan Martinez
>samefagging this hard >calling user triggered to try to distract from the very obvious fact that you yourself have been triggered