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Would you fuck Maisie? edition

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yes

>exposed knees
when did this come in?

British girl with her Asian boyfriend

HAS ANYBODY SEEN MAHLLY?

I'd beat her with a hammer alright

popped the molly I'm sweatin

happy news years lads


still have a bit of mahwly left over from last night hahahahahhaaaaa

have 3 euros 30 in chocolate lads

I could cuck him easily

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Is he American too?

>British girl with her Asian boyfriend
Same couple as above. I am sure some of your Brits recognize the background ...

mandy is a 16-18yo drug
prove me wrong
(protip: you're a child)

Abnormies OUT

If you're over 18 and never kissed a girl, or been held ones hand you're a lost cause

Think SSRIs are actually genuinely helping me

I actually talk to people now and hold conversations with coworkers and it doesn't feel like a waste of time and a drag and that i need to scurry away to my work again

nowhere near cured, but it's nice to feel improvement

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i would also:
1. Lick her feet and pits constantly throughout the day to keep them nice and clean.

2. Be her human toilet and eat her shit as it squeezed out her perfect arse and drink her piss as it flowed out of her pink urethra and be her human toilet to spare her sitting on filthy public restaurant and hotel toilets. I would brush and gargle between eating her shit and then being her human toilet paper and licking her perineum clean with gentle but thorough cleansing tongue strokes.

3. Suck the fragrant white cotton gusset of her panties at the end of each day to get the stains out and pre-treat them for laundry.

Fuck off normalfag

*raises paw*

what are your new years resolutions lads?

good post

end my life

Spent £500 worth of Amazon gift card vouchers to get this pic

CHINK'd

I hope they raise their little Elliott Rodger in America and not here

wasn't aware that were were living human females in ireland

Trigger normies on /brit/

What's a mans drug then?

placebo effect

nofap 2k17!!! XDDDDD

mandela effect

heroin straight up the shitter

Yeah it's the refinery at Immingham.

to wallow in self pity and achieve nothing

i think its good for adults of all ages


i genuinely believe old people should be doing mdma more than young people.

sniff or speed

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I really fucking hope you're joking

it's an effect and it's a good one

m8 I have tried uni twice and dropped out twice

this is the last stop for me before suicide

To make a really nice looking park in Planet Coaster.

absolutely sick of the runaround you always get trying to buy weed. wish i just knew someone even remotely reliable in my area. drive 30 miles at the moment to get what i want on the time i want it. literally just illegal to generate revenue at this point. fucking sick of it

a good book

or what

to not fall into the same mistakes that i made in 2016 and to keep trying to improve across the board in all areas of life

time is a flat circle user.

I dropped out once already, some business course in a literally who IT is my last hope

>New Year's Day

Why are you here?

circles are a social construct

the 'tation

>2017
>Not buying weed from the darknet

comfy comedown posting

grow your own

>ultrawide
howling

Bland as fuck

still mate, call centres are a shitty choice

strange looking keyboard, the keys are too big

To regrow foreskin

Thinking about buying one of these meme monitors but I think it would trigger my autism seeing black bars on 16:9 videos

>not specific
>not measurable
>not assigned
>not realistic
>not timed
bruh you are NOT going to achieve these goals

i've got a number for you in tq lad i just need to get kik back on my phone

too empty, doesn't look homely, boring

whys he so happy?

FOB

comfy view out of the window though

What would you suggest?

Back when I was NEET and applying for jobs the only call ups for interviews I got were for call centres (mainly sales shite) and one as a waiter.

bit cold out

ooh look at this fancy cunt and his meme smart goals. you gona ask him to do a swot analysis next you big twat?

i didnt want to share the specifics of my goals because it would be a lot to type and no one would care

>not having a curved monitor
povvo runt

*does a handstand*

mdma is so funny like it makes people extremes of themselves, nice people become jesus and dickheads become creatures of the dark

paki

>not having a 4d hypercube virtual reality screen
fopovvos

Where can I get the latest Rosy pics?

What else should I be doing?

You said I must eat so many lemons
'Cos I am so bittah
I said "I'd rather be with your friends mate,
'Cos they are much fittah"

>local got shut down last september
>got done up just before christmas with new owners
>went in earlier today
>90% vegetarian, overpriced menu
>don't have snacks
>don't do full english or any breakfast
>only hipster drinks

ahh yes
going to start this drinking at home gimmick

it's not him you nitwit

think these ultrawide things look nice in a way but it's also nice sometimes to use programs fullscreen, and I bet that just feels ridiculous on these

also any type of video is going to be letterboxed to hell

how do games deal with these things? do you just get insane viewing angles

>bringing a vuvuzela to WSM

Nuke Botswana.

ANSWER HIM

I'm Nigerian you silly uneducated underclass racist scumbag

Fucking hell lads I've fucked up big time

The company I work for (I'm an accountant) raised over £300k for Great Ormond St Hospital over the past couple of weeks and I was supposed to write the cheque today and deliver it

But when I put pen to paper I found myself writing 'Princess Chelsea' on the recipient line instead of 'Great Ormond St' - I literally couldn't help myself it's like I was hypnotised

The cheque has already been posted to my spoilt little brat princess - oh my life lads I am so fucked my boss is going to have my guts for garters

>WSM
the wayne-stream media?

colonoscopies are the pain in the arse

it's 4 degrees out
should I go for walkies or get a cab (30 minute walk)

Not your state lad. M&M6 is based though

stale pasta

wish i were a single young bachelor living alone in a comfy apartment with a lot of disposable income and an easy job that i do from home and mostly on a computer

>He spends money on monitors
Just connect your computer to your TV you fucking plebs

you're here! i thought i was being trolled earlier. it's vdwnk when/if you get it working again.

you're well organized i can tell. my goal for 2017 is to look like i did in 2014. already got a new gym membership, deleted JustEat app from my phone, stopped drinking fizzy drinks (again), and today I ran two miles, despite the hangover. i was going to aim to give up tobacco but it's unrealistic

literally this

lads I'm finally going to start working full time after 24 years

Tell me, how does working life compare to school/uni life?

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>back in work soon

idiot cretin

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1944

autism

You have my attention. It has potential, I'll give you that much kid. What sort of ROI are you currently estimating with this gimmick? I'm going to need to see hard figures before I will even consider a small investment, much less adding it to my main portfolio.

>he spends money on TVs
just get a monitor you pleb

Lads is mental illness real or is it just all in the mind?