How does anyone even like Britain?

How does anyone even like Britain?

>A literal surveillance state, much more so than than the USA ever could. The UK is NSA's wet dream.

>The British are a minority in their own capital which is run by a muslim

>Their media elite and politicians are pedophiles and suckers of big business

>Old people basically had to save the country from the young pro-EU parasites

>The food is shit

>People's teeth are shit

>They have the most condescending accent on earth

>They are the most condescending people on earth, yet they also hate themselves for being white

>They totally banned guns and are now banning and throwing away their knives (inb4 forks are next)

>Black Lives Matter UK is a thing

>Police covered up thousands of girls being raped and groomed from the fear of being called racist

>You can be arrested for misoginy

>You can be arrested for hate speech

>Their kids either convert to islam or become edgy commie Corbynite revolutionaries

>The kids who don't do either of those two, become edgy pro-russian slavaboos

>Millions of britbongs signed a petition for the sole purpose of subverting democracy and trying to stop themselves from gaining independence

Is there literally nothing good about this piece of shit country?!?!?!?!?

I wouldn't say I like them but they're the only ones other than us who seem to understand just how truly annoying the vast majority of continental Europeans are.

So there's a bond there.

As if you've been to Europe.

I've lived and worked there.

Try calling a meeting in Italy before 10:30 am and watch what happens.

>>Millions of britbongs signed a petition for the sole purpose of subverting democracy
Britain joined the EU democratically, and for 40 years people tried to change this, and they eventually succeeded, was this subverting democracy?

Expressing different opinions is the basis of democracy. Democracy doesn't mean making one decision, and then sticking with it forever. Also, since you're anti-EU, why even include this subject in your anti-British rant?

>they did something I wish my country would do
>but some of them disagreed (like the majority of my country)

Youke is ma waifu

I hate what Britain has been for the past 40 or so years. Then again, I hate what most of Europe has become over those past 40 years.

>using english on a protocol invented by a brit

funny how it's always these pointless countries that just kind of exist that cry the loudest. the reality is, without the internet, nobody would even think twice about you.

why are brits so salty and bitter ?
is it the weather? is it the lack of sexual experiences?

i'm not the one dedicating hours of my waking livfe to obsessing over countries i couldn't care less about m8. who is bitter again?

Post the correct one image, Abdou.

Also, Britbongs are bros. Europeans who live in non-countries, like Finland, are probably just insanely pissed at how irrelevant they are. Any major European country has rights to dislike Britain, they've earned it and are probably suffering the same issues they are with silly Muslim migration and the EU corrupting their youth. Other European countries can continue to hate, and it will be like an annoying fly that won't go away.

I suppose it's similar to how people in the USA feel when the likes of Latvia, Andorra, Mexico or Argentina cry at how much they hate Americans.

everything you say in the OP is untrue or an overstatement, but I'll forgive you since Asians can't English for shit

>level criticisms at the UK that would occur to anyone with half a brain
>obsessing

>condescending accent

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it's cute that you children look to us as some kind of moral arbiters and upholders of western civilisation, but it's about time you found your own identities.

again, i'm not waking up and caring about the social and political issues in ireland or finland. i wonder why that is?

this finn currently has at least two anti-british threads going that I'm aware of. I wouldn't be surprised if he does this all day desu

>country has been the irrelevant younger brother of the US for over half a century
>refer to themselves as "moral arbiters and upholders of western civilisation"

You're the geopolitical equivalent of an old man at the gym saying he used to be able to bench 150kg.

Still, that doesn't detract from the fun I get easily upsetting people like

And you're the geopolitical equivalent of the town drunk that regularly gets his shit kicked in by said old man, kek

Yeah good job keeping us down m8
Maybe you could whinge about tax havens now or something

>that regularly gets his shit kicked in by said old man
You got beaten to a stalemate by a bunch of knacker socialists.

Its comfy in places and the food isnt that bad and our friends + family are here

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>A literal surveillance state
never in my life has this effected me so in the long run i don't really care
and we haven't had a proper terrorist attack for like 11 years so it's kind of working
>The British are a minority in their own capital which is run by a muslim
true, although sadiq only claims to be muslim for dem paki votes
>Their media elite and politicians are pedophiles and suckers of big business
true, but this is the same in every country tbqh
>Old people basically had to save the country from the young pro-EU parasites
what is bad about this
>The food is shit
you say shit i say /comfy/
also what the fuck do you snow chinks eat, rotten fish or something
>People's teeth are shit
ummm we statstically have the best teeth in europe hun x
>They have the most condescending accent on earth
there are literally fucking tons of accents on this island, it changes every few miles
the RP one that's most associated with us is loved by everyone except jf lads who are mad that it makes foreign girls' knickers drop
>They are the most condescending people on earth, yet they also hate themselves for being white
fairly sure that's n*rdics
>They totally banned guns and are now banning and throwing away their knives
12 year old little niglets not being able to buy a huge knfie from the supermarket to stab their freinds with isn't exactly a horrible idea tbqh
>Black Lives Matter UK is a thing
>Police covered up thousands of girls being raped and groomed from the fear of being called racist
>You can be arrested for misogyny, hate speech
welcome to the western world in 2017
>Their kids either convert to islam
no lmao
>or become edgy commie Corbynite revolutionaries
young people are edgy and are fond of far left wing politics, who knew?
>The kids who don't do either of those two, become edgy pro-russian slavaboos
lmao no
>muh brexit petition
the vast majority of signatures were forged and a lot of the real ones were from butthurt JFs in america and europe

My older brother has always had a hardon for UK.
Dunno if he does nowdays.

So you've been to italy. So what?

youre wrong about literally every point youve mentioned

To be fair he's right about the young girl grooming stuff
That being said I'm not gonna be lectured by a fucking Mongolian

rotherham still makes my blood boil yes, absolutely disgraceful. but if they dont think its going on across the continent because it hasnt made the news then theyre a bunch of mugs. theyre gonna rape wherever they go.

i still see on the news that rapists are continuing to be locked up which is still progress, not enough of them but its a start. atleast theyre doing something. the police that buried the reports deserve death, i heard some coppers were involved in the abuse as well which explains why they covered it up but i could be wrong

The UK is a surveillance state though.

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apparently although its never affected me. but take in mind im from a rural area where we cant afford to keep cctv running, none of its working.

london i imagine is a different story but theres definitely more freedom in the countryside, obviously. so im speaking from a personal perspective.

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I'm from France and I can't wait to get out of this shithole of a country.

where are you living?

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>The Daily Mirror
so convincing

First of all, I was waiting next to the mayor of london at a takeaway store and I can assure you he is a harmless manlet. Second of all,

>The food is shit
m8 ive been to helsingfors and åbo. Suffice to say there's a book on the joys of finnish cooking which is part of a wider series of such bestselling titles like 'Honesty and Righteousness: an inspirational biography of Vladimir Putin', and 'Building Success though Human Rights: the Saudi Model'

Most french like it here, maybe you're retarded ?

>1400

*according to one estimate
*political correctness was the excuse lazy police gave for ignoring pseudo-crimes like '''grooming''''

Does anyone have the picture about the spoon?

The worst thing of all is how cramped it is. Its driving me nuts.

I just want to get away from people sometimes and go innawoods but its impossible here in England. All the local "wilderness" is usually owned by a company and is full of kids and dogs 24/7.

And don;t get me started on housing.

You need a nice quite cabin in Northern Ontario.

>The British are a minority in their own capital which is run by a muslim
The biggest city in country typically has the largest amount of foreigners though. Berlin is basically Neo Ankara, which is why no white German will willingly move there. Does it make sense to judge the whole country based on Berlin though? No. Same applies to England

>check'd
A man can dream.

>m8 ive been to helsingfors and åbo.
So where'd you go m8? Since i can assure we have no Finnish cuisine restaurants anywhere. Checkmate You proudly uphold whatever grabage you inbred islanders have come up with made of leftovers, truly an excellence in cooking.

>Since i can assure we have no Finnish cuisine restaurants anywhere

sounds pretty 3rd world, tenzin.

>which is why no white German will willingly move there
Ehh I've met a number of white germs who dismissed the ""backwardness"" of x town/village in Bavaria they grew up in and then go on about how much better Berlin is. I mean I know germans are inherently retarded but this still seemed a bit much t b h

I'm not surprised, Finnish cuisine is irredeemable

This coming from a brit is a bit of a stretch tho.

>destroying their economy was a good thing
Leaving the EU doesn't fix any of the countries problems and the worst part is that the elderly won't live to see the full consequences of their actions.

we do have finnish cuisine restaurants in Helsinki, the fuck are you talking about?

Where? All i see Nepal this, Chinese that and the occasional Kebab place.

I'm from NZ but brit grub is still better than karelian pies (hello where is flavour ?), mämmi, and whatever other autistic things you eat.

No it's not it's overly greasy disgusting lewftovers and poor tryouts of actual food. British "cuisine" is actually fucking awful. And what comes to finnish cuisine. I dunno we tend to eat carelian pies with some eggbutter on top of it, Mämmi is not liked anyway and is supposed to be some kind of laxative tbqh.

Well there's Saaga on bulevardi, then there are a few fish focused restaurants that are basically finnish/nordic cuisine, and then there are several cafe/restaurant mixes which serve at least some finnish food.

>he doesn't enjoy meat stews, fresh fish etc.
kys

go get drunk under a Swedish rail bridge forest finn gook

This is the full extent of the famous british banter? kek

>A literal surveillance state, much more so than than the USA ever could. The UK is NSA's wet dream.
[citation needed]
>The British are a minority in their own capital which is run by a muslim
There are no 'british' in the south, merely immigrants and vampires.
>Their media elite and politicians are pedophiles and suckers of big business
True, though replace 'media elite' with Murdoch, and it's basically the tory party for the latter half
>Old people basically had to save the country from the young pro-EU parasites
>pro-EU parasites
You don't understand how economics and free trade deals work, do you? Besides, the EU is the closest thing to an organisation that'll stand up to people's rights. If I want to give a middle finger to the frenchie, I'll do it the old fashion way, and not chop off my foot to spite my leg.
>The food is shit
>People's teeth are shit
False, our food is basically international at this point, and the teeth thing hasn't been true since Queen Vicky.
>They have the most condescending accent on earth
More than once accent in this island dickhead.
>They are the most condescending people on earth, yet they also hate themselves for being white
Yes, and no.
>They totally banned guns and are now banning and throwing away their knives (inb4 forks are next)
Except we haven't. You can get a gun license, but you need a fucking reason for it, not just 'want to shoot the paki down the street because he laughed at my shiny bald head', like being a farmer.
>Black Lives Matter UK is a thing
Stupid american ideas always travel like wildfire, what's your point?
>Police covered up thousands of girls being raped and groomed from the fear of being called racist
Hundreds, and no, they covered it up because there's large evidence some were recieving backhanded bribes.
>You can be arrested for misoginy
You can be arrested for the same crimes as usual, and will get additional time if there's substantial evidence your motivations was misogynistic.

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I like pickled herring (Lithuanian) and rye bread (also Lithuanian). In addition I really appreciate the superior flavour of locally, naturally grown vegetables, fruit and other produce as opposed to the chemical laden flavourless shit from Spain you get in Tesco. I'm sure in Finland you do too. Having said that, Finnish cuisine is still absolute garbage that is vastly inferior to say that of the eastern Mediterranean (Greek, Turkish, lebo etc.). Please make dealings.

>rye bread (also Lithuanian)
stopped reading

This shit is purely a Scottish (and at that mostly Glaswegian) thing. Blame the UK for permitting devolution if you must, but it's not UK-wide this nonsense.

I agree absolutely. Life in the English countryside can be blissful.
This did used to be the case, but not so anymore. Granted the TV Licensing people are uncharming passive-aggressives,and there's a debate about the way the BBC is funded.

>You can be arrested for hate speech
Like how you can be arrested for abuse in general. If you incite others, or yourself, to injure, abuse or kill others, you're going to get punished regardless of motivation
>Their kids either convert to islam or become edgy commie Corbynite revolutionaries
No, and no. Young 'muslims' are 'muslims' essentially to stop being disinherited in general, and the political spectrum is pretty wide on the left. It's only the right that's really toxic in this country; it's not like america where there's right and centrist and that's it.
>The kids who don't do either of those two, become edgy pro-russian slavaboos
Pro-russia tends to be a thing among middle aged people in kent, but that's about it.
>Millions of britbongs signed a petition for the sole purpose of subverting democracy and trying to stop themselves from gaining independence
Said petition was created by a traitorous Leave asshole who would see the union breakup because 'muh pakistan is in europe' meme, who wrongly anticipated leave losing and wanted it repeated until leave won. Now we either leave the EU but keep all the rules, join a commonwealth union (SO BROWN EU, ISN'T THAT GREAT YOU SHORT SIGHTED LITTLE ENGLAND SHITS), or nothing fucking changes.

There's tonnes of thing good about this country. There's Manchester, Liverpool, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Coastal Wales, the Isle of Skye...

Hold on, I need to lower my standards and return to this list later.

>>They totally banned guns and are now banning and throwing away their knives (inb4 forks are next)
They skipped forks entirely